Though many things can be phallic, and at times some of us are more prone to see cock in things that don’t necessarily look like wang, these below images leave little doubt of what they resemble. Short, long, wide, skinny, shriveled…these members here can be appreciated by all.
…and speaking of penises, Apple probably has the biggest one ever right now. Don’t worry, it’s safe for work. Also, if you ever have a problem with seeing penis in the Men’s room, maybe you’re not following this “handy” guide.
…and if you ever have a problem with seeing penis in the Men’s room, maybe you’re not <span style=”text-decoration: underline;”><strong>following this guide</strong></span>.
WTF… very unique collection!
Funny stuff – check out the collection at http://www.phallicstains.com
Rolling on the floor! Thaks for the dose of laughs:-)
Don’t forget the Translator XD logo: http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/701657700/translator_rune.twitter.png
My goodness that’s a lot of accidental penises. It just keeps going and going. Who knew there could be so many dongs just out there for everyone to see. It’s mind-boggling.
If you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first.
Anything that is a structure or something that is drawn and planned and worked on in any way can’t be an accident. Bread, sure; trees, sure; cacti, sure; wheels, cartoons, bannisters, I doubt it.
Dude, that is my picture of Upper Crust Pizza in Downtown Sacramento. Did you get that from Fail Blog?
I posted that shit months ago.
Possibly the biggest penis in this Universe is Arp 199: http://nedwww.ipac.caltech.edu/level5/Arp/Figures/big_arp199.jpeg
kewl dix.
last one made me crack up
that’s all great :)))
rad!!! XD
Thanks for the laugh. I really needed that. :)
I’m having trouble believing that some of those weren’t intentional, though. The first wheel looks like it was designed to have a circle of wangs on it, for instance.
The ‘baguette magique’ in pic 4 is intentional for sure. They sell them in a bakery in the Marais, the gay district of Paris.
Wassup with that very curvy arrow on the ad at the very top?
Hey Scott, thanks for the post. Great stuff. But please next time at least give us a little shout out or a link or something.
Love,
Accidental Dong
Good sir….while your site is hilarious…and should be known to readers… any relation to this post was coincidental.
I’d like to add this….a cactus that exists on my block in Los Angeles. Taken last week!
http://imgur.com/LtlxM.jpg
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life at a blog post!!!!
Absolutely classic pics! The light switch is too too funny…
Patrick Hitches
How terribly rude!
LOL…hilarious collection. I liked 2nd and 8th the best.
wow…. just wow… this made my day
we draw a new cock everyday – nsfw if you dont mind unique drawn penises
I always like your photos..you are so creative
Is it possible that women in modern societies do never leave teaanage attitudes?
Really, really well done :D maybe the funniest piece of art i’ve seen ^^
Classic collection. Gr8.
i love it !
Very funny.
One word: “PHOTOSHOP”. Some of these are badly done. A trained eye can actually see exactly where the picture was manipulated. And, btw, not funny. Stuff for mentally challenged people.