Though many things can be phallic, and at times some of us are more prone to see cock in things that don’t necessarily look like wang, these below images leave little doubt of what they resemble. Short, long, wide, skinny, shriveled…these members here can be appreciated by all.
…and speaking of penises, Apple probably has the biggest one ever right now. Don’t worry, it’s safe for work. Also, if you ever have a problem with seeing penis in the Men’s room, maybe you’re not following this “handy” guide.