Ronald McDonald has long been an admired figure. Kids the world over brighten up when they see the affable clown, with his unmistakable red hair, yellow jumpsuit and striped shirt. They know upon spotting him that a chicken nuggie Happy Meal (replete with toy) is not too far in the future. But little does anyone know the true and sad story behind the clown. Don’t be fooled by that big bright red smile…there are tears underneath. Wipe away the makeup and you’ll find something not so pretty.
It all started out so innocent. He was quite the gentleman…just lounging in the park.

He was respectful to the police.

He helped the elderly.

But then people started to treat him as an idol. They even knelt before him. This quickly got to his head.

Women began coming on to him…at first in was seemingly innocent. A kiss on the cheek here and there.


Shortly things got out of control. He began drinking.

His health deteriorated and for one stretch he even lost his hair.

He started harassing women.

He began soliciting masseuses that offered “happy endings.”

He quickly realized the power he had over women and how easily he could get what he wanted from them.

His appetite for sex escalated and he quickly became addicted.

He particularity enjoyed receiving “head”.






He was not one to turn down a regular romp…

…but also would venture to the more extreme.

Women were not enough and he was soon spotted with men.




…and eventually turned to pedophilia.

After all his sexcapades, his mental well-being and general health declined. He was seen homeless at times.

The long arm of the law had to pick him up on occasion. Usually drunk and in a stupor. Sometimes passed out in a park.


His last resort was to turn his internal pain and suffering to rage…but he ended up attacking the wrong person….

…a man with connections. He was held at gun point…his life flashed before his eyes…and for that last moment he realized the mistake in his ways. How far he’d veered from his good ol’ days…

…but it was too late. In a hail of gun fire he was taken out…by none other than Jack himself.

And that is the sad sad tale behind the once respected and loved clown of the Golden Arches. Let this be a lesson to you kids. Don’t take the route that Ronald did. Behave yourself, mind your manners and be a good citizen. In the long run you’ll be better off (even if you have a shitty job).





Funny story! Reminds me of Everyday Life of Darth Vader only more tragic.
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/the-everyday-life-of-darth
WOw, that is truly amazing. Go figure!
Lou
First.
It looks like Ronald M got Jacked off ( < :
Wow, what a story.
hahahahhahah fkng awesome!!!
Good job, Scotty! many lols and I thank you!
There’s an award-winning short film featuring a mad Ronald McDonald in the middle of a hold-up.
The film is called LOGORAMA and can be watched at http://theflickcast.com/2010/03/10/watch-the-academy-award-winning-animated-short-logorama-online/
Enjoy!
Best have seen in months. LOL
That was absolutely awesome!
After his death he come’s alive again as a zombie cannibal: http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/29/ronaldk.jpg
Great post, I loved it!
Loved it!
LOL!
i’ll never see him the same way!
Bum is the best
good pictures and funny I liked it
One shit
wow they pictures is really funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I loved it . It was good thing to read and get away from other things I have been thinging about.
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This is just too funny!
The question is thouhg, how long did it take you to find all these pics?
LMFAOOOOOOO
LOL jack shot him
I was expecting the pic where ronald is eating someone at the end.
The Proverbs already warn the King against women
Lest we not forget his long time girlfriend Wendy whom he caught in bed one night with his arch nemesis, The King, which also probably contributed to his demise: http://grantmichaels.posterous.com/mcromancebytpollockjr00jpg-jpeg-image-780×498
good way oflooking at everyday life of Ronald am sure something very close to this would have happenned.
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there was just this funny ha …… ha ……… ha …..
lmfao, great story! Really enjoyed it
Hi, I love the Madagaskar movies, super animation!