Heesa Phadie

Woman Attempts To Literally Be Miss Universe

Posted By: on March 18, 2010
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Donna Simpson of Old Bridge, New Jersey wants to go from 602 lbs to over 1000 lbs. Her goal is to be the worlds largest female. At 42-years old she probably only has a few more years to live anyways…especially at this rate. In all honesty it’s more like any day now.

She has a husband and children and is still eating 12,000 calories (roughly 20 Big Macs) with reckless abandon. Not only does she consume more than 10x what a normal person needs daily she attempts to exert as little energy as possible by using a mobility scooter and staying as stationary as possible. She has a website, which I’m not even going to attempt to find and link to, where she “allows” people to watch her eat.

I hate to say it but this is clearly one of the reasons other countries have a poor view of the States. Not to say that she in any way represents anything that any of us are about but when we’re already an obese nation and our fast food culture is invading other nations this is probably the last image foreigners need to see.

Here is Stephen Colbert’s take on Ms. Simpson:

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