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Will They Build It? McDonalds (Double Breakfast EggMc Big Mac)

Posted By: on June 10, 2010

Where: McDonalds
What: Egg McMuffin, Mac Sauce, Sausage Patty, Scrambled Eggs, Pancake, Hotcake Syrup, Hashbrown, Pancake, Hotcake Syrup, Sausage, Mac Sauce & Egg McMuffin
Cost: $10.54
Success: Yes!

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One issue at McDonald’s is that prior to 10:30 AM if you’ve got a hankerin’ for a Big Mac you’re shit out of luck. Well we thought we’d tackle that problem head-on…but knowing us, we had to go even further than what you might think. If you can’t get a big mac in the morning…might as well just make a breakfast Big Mac.

There she is in all her splendor. The Double Breakfast EggMc Big Mac…the stuff dreams are made of. How do you make such a beast? Start with an EggMcMuffin as your bottom “bun”, lather on a good heaping of Mac Sauce, add a sausage patty, scrambled eggs, a hotcake (as your middle “bun”), hotcake syrup, a delicious McDonald’s hashbrown, another hotcake, more hotcake syrup, a second sausage patty, more Mac Sauce and use a second Egg McMuffin as your top “bun”.

Normally things like this are featured on ThisIsWhyYou’reFat but sadly they’re not around anymore. But word on the streets is that has stepped up to the “plate” and will fill your empty stomachs with fatty goodness. Hopefully they’ll feature this bad boy.

With just about the total daily caloric need for a large active male, this monster will certainly hold you over for the day. And if you’re worried about the amount of fat, cholesterol, sodium or carbs you take in then this sandwich is not for you. It will however get you a pretty good serving of protein…so maybe that can offset some of the negative aspects.

Let me just tell you, if you think this is disgusting, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. It may just be the best thing you’ll put your lips around before 10:30 AM. We all know Egg McMuffins are delicious, and what can be bad about utilizing those as buns? Add the sausage, eggs, hashbrowns and hotcakes to the mix and it’s getting better. But the real kicker is the addition of the syrup and the Mac Sauce. The hotcake syrup adds that nice layer of sweetness and the Mac Sauce gives you a little savory tang to finish it all off. For the brave foodies out there, I recommend you stop by your local McD’s and do yourself a little favor by ordering one of these.

13 Responses to “Will They Build It? McDonalds (Double Breakfast EggMc Big Mac)”

  1. K says:

    That is so magnificently grotesque…. I'd still try and eat it though.

  2. Jo Dean says:

    Oh wow, that looks like fun dude.


  3. kevin says:

    Awesome or Gross? Will They Build It? McDonalds (Double Breakfast EggMc Big Mac)

  4. no offense that gross. but i dont like mcd breakfast that much. The hashbrowns are the best!

    make a super sandwhich from the real menu

  5. Rebecca says:

    I'm confused about how this relates to "Will They Build It?" They didn't build it…you built it.

    I could walk into McDonald's and order everything on their menu and build myself a huge, disgusting sandwich just as easily.

  6. Rudy says:

    If you build it they will come, maybe

  7. d says:

    @ rebecca: if he asked for it at McD's and told him how to do it, would they?

    hence, "will they build it?"

  8. d says:

    *told them


    *told him

  9. Fangboy says:

    I just cried tears of pure grease, and I'm a fat man. :`(

  10. Shurik says:

    That's disgusting and an abomination of food.

  11. Kevin says:

    I think this it totally cheating………. the whole point of this was to see if the EMPLOYEES would make the monsters you dream up, just going and buying a bunch of fast food then assembling it yourselves is cheating, BOOOOOOO

  12. Russell says:

    This is like porno for people in Mali.

  13. DonaldMcRonald says:

    You left out the biscuit from the Big Breakfast.

    Sacrilege, man.

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