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Will They Build It? McDonald’s (Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac)

Posted By: on December 12, 2009


Where: McDonald’s
What: A Big Mac, Filet o Fish patty, McChicken patty, McMuffin egg & sausage patty.
Cost: $7.71
Success: Yes!

This is our next attempt at Will They Build It? The first was Taco Bell’s Nacho Cheesy Blackjack Volcano Gordita Crunch.

In this series we attempt to have the workers at various fast food establishments build concoctions we come up with. There are not any steadfast rules but it must be “off the menu”, price is not a consideration (we know in some cases they may be extremely ridiculous) and going into the restaurant we must have the item in mind and not try to tweak it at the counter. We really want to see if they can and will make strange item requests.

How many times have you been at McDonald’s staring at the board wondering which poor animal to consume. Should you get the cow, the pig, the fish, the chicken or the wee baby chicken? No longer shall you have to decide (we here at Top Cultured try to make all your decisions easy). Behold the mother of all McDonald’s burgers (and possibly the most expensive):

Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac

Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac

What you see before you is the McDonald’s Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac and here is what you get:

  • Sesame Seed Bun
  • Beef Patty
  • Egg (folded)
  • Sausage Patty
  • Pickle
  • Mac Sauce
  • Lettuce
  • Bun
  • McChicken Patty (grilled)
  • Filet o Fish Patty
  • Beef Patty
  • Cheese
  • Lettuce
  • onions
  • Mac Sauce
  • Bun

Try to sing that one! This is every animal on the farm and then some. To pull off this bad boy timing is key. You must be there precisely at 10:30 AM just as they’re winding the signs over to lunch. It also takes a fair amount of flirting with the counter staff and will set you back nearly a sawbuck. You’d probably do yourself some good to use the remainding $2.29 on some antacids…or better yet, put it towards a defibrillator. Any suggestions on what we should attempt next?

Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac

Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac



6 Responses to “Will They Build It? McDonald’s (Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac)”

  1. Much love – much love for this. I am going to get my buddy the Nixon 51-30 Chrono! I hope he likes it.

  2. John says:

    i find myself wondering if you got fries with that?

  3. melissa says:

    fail! you should have included one mcgriddle bun

  4. jimjam says:

    The scheduling issue makes this a "fantasy" will-they-build it object. Flirting with the counter staff is not a status quo operation. I move to strike this submission since it does not really stand as an "off the menu” combo – its more like a "timing-must be perfect-to-get-between-otherwise-exclusive-menus".

  5. Devon says:

    I'm not sure whether I'm more impressed with the "burger" or how they actually managed to find a way to ring it in.

  6. Christian Parker says:

    Obviously, now you have to try to get the same thing at Burger King. They have all the same ingredients. And you can get it on a croissant!

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