Where: Kentucky Fried Chicken and Krispy Kreme
What: KFC Fried Chick Double Down (with extra Colonel’s Sauce) & Krispy Kreme Glazed Doughnut
Cost: $6.09
Success: Yes! (sort of…you can see the official WTBI criteria here)
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With all the KFC Double Down hype recently (from the Double Double Down to the Quad Down and more) we knew we had to one-up all the madness that is this meat monster of a sandwich. What to do? Well the choice is obvious. Take the infamous Double Down and the fabled Luther Burger and make the KFC & Krispy Kreme Fried Chicken Luther Double Down Sandwich.
So what you’ve got here is one tasty mother of a sandwich that starts with a half Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut, extra Colonel’s Sauce (gotta get in those added calories where you can), fried chicken breast, Colonel’s Sauce, cheese slice, bacon, cheese slice, fried chicken breast and other half doughtnut.
What you end up with is over 900 calories of tongue flipping delight. This thing will not only supply you with enough calories, sodium, sugar and fat for a good part of your day it will keep you up and running for a bit. The inevitable afternoon crash was not the best though…as there is now a brick in the belly. I do highly recommend you give this a shot though. I know it sounds far fetched but it’s actually quite delicious.
Step 1: Hit up the the KFC and Krispy Kreme conveniently located in the same parking lot
Step 2: Purchase KFC Double Down and Krispy Kreme Glazed Doughnut through the drive-thru (no need burning calories when you’ll be consuming so many)
Step 3: Speed home in delight with your treasures
Step 4: Slice glazed doughnut in half and invert
Step 5: Remove Double Down and place on bottom “bun”
Step 6: Add extra Colonel’s Sauce and add top “bun”
Step 7: Consume the wonder that is the Luther Double
Step 8: Have a mouth-gasm!
And that heart-attack-on-a-donut would probably be my husband’s favorite meal. I cannot let him see this.
Here’s a suggestion: the Wendy’s Spicy Bacon Chili Cheese Chicken Deluxe: Bacon Deluxe and a spicy chicken topped with chili.
… you don’t think Americans are fat enough?
I know that something is wrong with my brain, because I actually think I feel sexually attracted to that concoction.
You know what really did it for me? All that extra Colonel’s Sauce.
Well, how was it?!
D’oh, sorry…after the pictures I was expecting a whole review I guess, but you did say it was tasty and a gave you a leadbelly!
That’s disgusting! Google “this is why you’re fat.”
Why on earth would you cut the donut in half when you could just use a whole donut for each “bun?”
Think it through…
Step 9. Violently shit your pants…
I feel like this should be something on thisiswhyyourefat.com
is this greensboro nc?
we are nieghbors
Pure self abuse! I’d had to think how many combined calories would be contained in that – yuk!
Forgot the cream cheese!
Inspired by you, I bring you Frakenjackwich.
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Very good post! It actually received me contemplating more about this topic.
Nasty and hilarious at the same time! :D
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This is impressive. I say “bah” to all of you health nuts, this is the future!
Evolution wants me to have this.
Why would you do that? Why?
It would be better if you battered and deep fried the whole thing then served it with powdered sugar and raspberry dressing ala Monte Cristo
Okay… where’s the bacon?
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Heart attack much?
I think I’m gonna vomit. That looks gross.
It wouldn’t be bad if the double down didn’t taste like ass.
Now dip the whole thing in batter and deep fry it, top it with powdered sugar and dip it in raspberry preserves. Luther Fried Chicken Double Down Monte Cristo. LOL – narsty.
nice capture and description~
This is the greatest invention ever conceived by man.
Now this is just plain dumb.
Why would you cut a donut in half like that? It’s not a bagel. Use two donuts. Less mess and it’s easier with even more deliciousness.
This reminds me of that episode of The Boondocks where they invent the Luther and it is considered to be addicting. So at first the restaurant has beds b/c once you eat the meal all you want to do is sleep and they facilitate that. Soon people crave the sandwich so much they forget about work and stay in the park across the street. Finally grandpa closes the store down b/c the sandwiches weren’t bringing him any peace or money and he had destroyed the park across the street and he was being sued by a fat white lady. Moral of the story an evil business man will invent crack to ruin the park to buy it cheap from the government to build his things on it