Ahh… the friend zone. It’s pretty much nowhere near where you want to be with any girl you actually like. Being in the friend zone can keep you from the love of your life or at least from possibly some of the best sex you’ve ever had. Here’s a handy chart that shows you exactly where the friend zone is… so you can avoid it.
This is stolen from xkcd!
This is stolen from xkcd!
Oh, so you just stole that straight from collegehumor, I see.
Oh, so you just stole that straight from collegehumor, I see.
Old. Recycled. Almost surely not your creation.
Why don’t you man up and admit something is not yours, before you post it on your blog?
Old. Recycled. Almost surely not your creation.
Why don’t you man up and admit something is not yours, before you post it on your blog?
Jesus christ, stop being such a whiny faggot.
Jesus christ, stop being such a whiny faggot.
The diagram is not how things work. First, things are different from a man’s versus a woman’s perspective.
A man with no balls, for instance, who is otherwise a great person, gets automatically thrown in to friend zone.
A man with balls will throw any girl in to friend zone if she doesn’t have a sexy mind, no matter how nice she looks. Just an example.
The diagram is not how things work. First, things are different from a man’s versus a woman’s perspective.
A man with no balls, for instance, who is otherwise a great person, gets automatically thrown in to friend zone.
A man with balls will throw any girl in to friend zone if she doesn’t have a sexy mind, no matter how nice she looks. Just an example.
Damn boo we when to redo.
Damn boo we when to redo.
too accurate
too accurate
Really clever. liked it.
Really clever. liked it.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Ryan Deal, you can suck a nut.
Ryan Deal, you can suck a nut.
This is actually pretty clever. I dig it.
This is actually pretty clever. I dig it.
As old as the Internet.
As old as the Internet.
Cool chart!
Cool chart!
pretty graphical…
like it
pretty graphical…
like it
Thank you for this map to the friend zone. Like a cartographer before paper, I was unenlightened until now.
Thank you for this map to the friend zone. Like a cartographer before paper, I was unenlightened until now.
hmmm.. so what exactly is the null set?
hmmm.. so what exactly is the null set?
Notice how there’s an overlap between “F-Buddy” and “PAIN” and “Friend” and “PAIN”?
Yeah.
People are f^*$in’ crazy.
Notice how there’s an overlap between “F-Buddy” and “PAIN” and “Friend” and “PAIN”?
Yeah.
People are f^*$in’ crazy.
badbeef:
That means that it is impossible to find someone who is both mentally and physically attractive at the highest levels.
badbeef:
That means that it is impossible to find someone who is both mentally and physically attractive at the highest levels.
This is just dumb and completely uninformed.
This is just dumb and completely uninformed.
thank you for this… Everything looks more enjoyable than being married.
thank you for this… Everything looks more enjoyable than being married.
Null set means what exactly?
Null set means what exactly?
HEHEHE THAT MADE ME LOL MY PANTS.
HEHEHE THAT MADE ME LOL MY PANTS.
oh goodness, some of you have seen this before! meaning it is not an original work of art or literature! then how about you stop using words you did not invent. and just stop whining you fucking faggots. notice how the first comments are the angry retards who have nothing to do but check for usage violations 18 hours a day from their terminals. go outside or something! fuck!
oh goodness, some of you have seen this before! meaning it is not an original work of art or literature! then how about you stop using words you did not invent. and just stop whining you fucking faggots. notice how the first comments are the angry retards who have nothing to do but check for usage violations 18 hours a day from their terminals. go outside or something! fuck!
o so u steeeler u teefing teef
o so u steeeler u teefing teef
Oh lord, it’s so true.
They should add the other zone, the Brother zone. Cause if you’re in the brother zone YOU GET NOTHING NOT EVEN A SLIGHT CHANCE!
Oh lord, it’s so true.
They should add the other zone, the Brother zone. Cause if you’re in the brother zone YOU GET NOTHING NOT EVEN A SLIGHT CHANCE!
You forgot to include paying for it , That also is a relationship based on money example prostitution,escorts etc….
There is a whole another society for that. I am surprised you missed it. Old single guys like myself understand that.
Somtimes that develops into something else you may not be aware of. F buddy is the closest to it.