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What Should I Drink? Soda Pop Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on January 4, 2010
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Soda, pop, Coke…whatever you call it, we all love it and some of us have even been sipping the stuff from the moment we were weaned-off the bottle. There are hundreds of choices out there but how can one decide. This week Top Cultured tackles those though times when you need your thirst quenched by a tasty carbonated beverage. No longer will you stare blankly at the cooler…from now on you can stare blankly at the cashier, drink in had but empty pocket.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle

What Should I Drink - Soda

27 Responses to “What Should I Drink? Soda Pop Edition (Flowchart)”

  1. Am I missing something? No Bubble Up?

  2. Ben says:

    Uuuuh, Barq's Rootbeer has caffeine. That'd be the 'bite' they refer to in their advertisements.

  3. seth says:

    only thing i see that could be better is that coming form the juggalo capital and faygo bottling hq in the grand crap state of michigan, that can of faygo need to be grape. juggalos lose their power to listen to bad music and cry over fat babies with out the grapy goodness that is michigan brewed third rate pop.

    pop.

    welcome to michigan.

  4. Diego says:

    Was almost afraid this would turn into a Sprite commercial.

    Remember those late 90s ads? "Only Sprite takes away your thirst"

  5. spdorsey says:

    I don;t see Code Red!!! It's the only soda I drink!

  6. Marty McFly says:

    Perhaps the Dr. Pepper should be in with the other classic drinks. Also while you did include Dr.Brown's cream soda (with the root beers?) you forgot the most famous Dr. Brown soda the ever refreshing Cel-Ray Soda which is always good after mowing the lawn or attending a bar mitzvah.

  7. glych says:

    I find it interesting that Coca Cola with Bacon was not linked to anything in the flowchart. It's a Maverick.

  8. wohast says:

    whats the name of the blue bottle thats in the very top right corner next to mountain dew code red…

  9. Heesa Phadie says:

    @Tragic Sandwich – Very sorry on my part….fixed and added.

    @Ben – Barq's isn't in the caffeine part…but as a note…Diet Barg's is caffeine-free

    @Seth – I was unaware of the Grape being the flavor of choice :P

    @SPDorsey – You are correct…I apologize…updated and added :)

    @Marty McFly – Fixed…and added Cel-Ray!!!

    @Wohast – That's Bawls!

  10. exidy says:

    Too bad half of those are so tiny you can't read the label.

  11. juan says:

    I live in mexico but I cant recognize what that soda is…anyway, down here its either coke or pepsi, nothing exotic. Coke reigns supreme in Mexico. They even got it categorized as a basic needs food, so that the poor people can get their tortillas, beans and coke. Its kinda repulsive.

  12. stevo says:

    long for simpler times? Dr. Pepper was created before Coca-Cola hotshot.

  13. DanDetroit says:

    Looks like Hubba Bubba is in the wrong spot.

  14. Tim says:

    Great flow chart, but unfortunately Josta hasn't been available since the mid 90's so it could be enjoyed only with access to a flux capacitor as well.

  15. anon.emus says:

    do you enjoy tyler perry movies?did your ancestors pick cotton?

  16. Xeku says:

    I know this is just meant as a humorous flowchart but tab is still sold at stores

  17. Heesa Phadie says:

    @Steveo – "Simpler times" doesn't necessarily connote age…but you are right DP could very well be there too.

    @DanDetroit – Sadly for us in the US it is no longer available.

    @Tim – :) http://sodafinder.com/products/josta

    @Xeku – The Tab Energy drink of today is nothing like the TaB of old:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tab_%28soft_drink%29

  18. Spearmint Fur says:

    Actually, Tab is still around, just saw it the other day at Hannaford's. There's even a Tab energy drink.

  19. Anon-O-mous says:

    So people who enjoy tyler perry movies would automatically enjoy fruit flavored soda? Tad bit racist, humor killed.

  20. logiasin says:

    Cactus Cooler isn't an animated drink, it's a delicious Orange-Pineapple Blast only distributed in Southern California and Arizona…

  21. cubern says:

    Needs more Moxie Blue Cream.

  22. Maryvee says:

    Cheerwine, just made my day.

  23. Linda says:

    Why oh why can't I get a poster of this — or at least figure out how to print it out on my color printer on 11X17 paper. I would pay good money for a poster of this and the Food Court and the Candy and the Cereal and Chain Restaurant ones.

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