Comments on: What Does Your Birthday Say About You?

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or — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 05:49:41 +0000

I ate out with the Trojan man because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

Rachel — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 22:35:05 +0000

I cuddled with a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs!! :) hahahaha

herp — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:48:18 +0000

I ate out the kool-aid man because i have double d's. but… im not a wemen.

zzsmoljarick — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:01:35 +0000

Caitlynn B. — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:37:59 +0000

I ran shirtless with an Easter egg because I'm sexy as hell! lmao

Bree — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:31:11 +0000

I killed a Jew because I'm sexy as hell.

…well the first part isn't very nice!

Kafka — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 07:57:25 +0000

I banged a lesbian because i've got abs. lucky, much.

Alola — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 01:57:33 +0000

I ate out a bag of weed because i'm a pimp and you're jealous…

better than my sister who stabbed a bowl of cerial because she had a noodle in her nose??

CollinF — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:18:48 +0000

I smoked with a lesbian because that's how I roll.

Adam — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:59:50 +0000

Lol I killed a french fry because I'm sexy as hell