What Does Your Birthday Say About You?

30 Responses to “What Does Your Birthday Say About You?”

1. durrhurr says:

   November 28, 2009 at 9:16 am

   I ran naked with a Jew because I have double D's …… D:

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2. trixidixi says:

   November 28, 2009 at 4:37 pm

   i ran naked with a jar of honey because i have AMAZING boobs… :]

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3. kid chris says:

   November 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm

   I too was born on November 11th, and was wearing a white shirt at the time of reading this. Bizarre.

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4. Tom says:

   November 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm

   I slept with the Kool Aid Man because I'm beautiful! So true!

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5. Justin says:

   November 28, 2009 at 4:41 pm

   I raped a glass of milk, because I'm sexy as hell.

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6. Jennifer Cecelia says:

   November 30, 2009 at 5:30 pm

   I ate out a condom because….. the little people told me too? Because I love marijuana, and because that is how I roll. Crazy people. [lol]

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7. Kirsten says:

   December 2, 2009 at 7:05 am

   I needed the Kool-aid Man because I am sexy as hell.

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8. Brneyed1 says:

   December 2, 2009 at 10:54 am

   I ran shirtless with my ex because the little people told me to.

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9. Raging Riot says:

   December 7, 2009 at 7:32 pm

   I raped a homeless guy because I love marijuana

   oh dear…

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10. Ken says:

    December 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    I killed with a jar of honey because I’m a Pimp and you are jealous XD

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11. naibot says:

    December 17, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    I killed a pickle because I love marijuana.

    Only half true… :)

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12. Raze says:

    December 18, 2009 at 1:52 am

    I smoked with a stripper because I'm sexy as hell.

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13. James says:

    December 21, 2009 at 11:26 am

    I needed a pickle because I love marijuana.

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14. martha says:

    December 24, 2009 at 7:03 am

    i ran naked with a porn star because that's how i roll

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15. CheeseWiz says:

    December 28, 2009 at 2:10 am

    "I killed a pornstar because I have double D's." Ironic?

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16. Meg says:

    December 29, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Hahahaha, I ran shirtless with an easter egg cause i'm sexy as hell. xD

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17. jaybol says:

    January 1, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    According to the chart, I killed a horse because I love marijuana…it does cause crimes after all!

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18. LoL says:

    January 4, 2010 at 7:24 am

    I needed a whore because I'm sexy as hell.

    *so thats why I am so horny..aha…I get it!!

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19. Amy says:

    January 10, 2010 at 5:14 am

    I cuddled with a cat because thats how i roll.

    doing exactly that weird.

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20. Phily22 says:

    January 15, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    i killed a homo because i smoke crack……truth

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21. Adam says:

    January 28, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Lol I killed a french fry because I'm sexy as hell

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22. CollinF says:

    February 16, 2010 at 7:18 am

    I smoked with a lesbian because that's how I roll.

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23. Alola says:

    March 22, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    I ate out a bag of weed because i'm a pimp and you're jealous…

    better than my sister who stabbed a bowl of cerial because she had a noodle in her nose??

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24. Kafka says:

    March 25, 2010 at 3:57 am

    I banged a lesbian because i've got abs. lucky, much.

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25. Bree says:

    March 25, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    I killed a Jew because I'm sexy as hell.

    …well the first part isn't very nice!

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26. Caitlynn B. says:

    April 7, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    I ran shirtless with an Easter egg because I'm sexy as hell! lmao

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27. zzsmoljarick says:

    August 18, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Hentai videos, download and watch online

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28. herp says:

    September 6, 2010 at 6:48 am

    I ate out the kool-aid man because i have double d's. but… im not a wemen.

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29. Rachel says:

    December 17, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    I cuddled with a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs!! :) hahahaha

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30. or says:

    December 23, 2010 at 12:49 am

    I ate out with the Trojan man because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

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