Ryan Deal

What Does Your Birthday Say About You?

Posted by: Ryan Deal on November 28th, 2009

I slept with Paris Hilton because that’s how I roll… What about you?

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  1. durrhurr says:
    November 28, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    I ran naked with a Jew because I have double D’s …… D:

  2. trixidixi says:
    November 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    i ran naked with a jar of honey because i have AMAZING boobs… :]

  3. kid chris says:
    November 28, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    I too was born on November 11th, and was wearing a white shirt at the time of reading this. Bizarre.

  4. Tom says:
    November 28, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    I slept with the Kool Aid Man because I’m beautiful! So true!

  5. Justin says:
    November 28, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    I raped a glass of milk, because I’m sexy as hell.

  6. Jennifer Cecelia says:
    November 30, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    I ate out a condom because….. the little people told me too? Because I love marijuana, and because that is how I roll. Crazy people. [lol]

  7. Kirsten says:
    December 2, 2009 at 11:05 am

    I needed the Kool-aid Man because I am sexy as hell.

  8. Brneyed1 says:
    December 2, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    I ran shirtless with my ex because the little people told me to.

  9. Raging Riot says:
    December 7, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    I raped a homeless guy because I love marijuana

    oh dear…

  10. Ken says:
    December 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    I killed with a jar of honey because I’m a Pimp and you are jealous XD

  11. naibot says:
    December 17, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    I killed a pickle because I love marijuana.
    Only half true… :)

  12. Raze says:
    December 18, 2009 at 5:52 am

    I smoked with a stripper because I’m sexy as hell.

  13. James says:
    December 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    I needed a pickle because I love marijuana.

  14. martha says:
    December 24, 2009 at 11:03 am

    i ran naked with a porn star because that’s how i roll

  15. CheeseWiz says:
    December 28, 2009 at 6:10 am

    “I killed a pornstar because I have double D’s.” Ironic?

  16. Meg says:
    December 29, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    Hahahaha, I ran shirtless with an easter egg cause i’m sexy as hell. xD

  17. jaybol says:
    January 2, 2010 at 1:29 am

    According to the chart, I killed a horse because I love marijuana…it does cause crimes after all!

  18. LoL says:
    January 4, 2010 at 11:24 am

    I needed a whore because I’m sexy as hell.

    *so thats why I am so horny..aha…I get it!!

  19. Amy says:
    January 10, 2010 at 9:14 am

    I cuddled with a cat because thats how i roll.
    doing exactly that weird.

  20. Phily22 says:
    January 15, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    i killed a homo because i smoke crack……truth

  21. Adam says:
    January 28, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Lol I killed a french fry because I’m sexy as hell

  22. CollinF says:
    February 16, 2010 at 11:18 am

    I smoked with a lesbian because that’s how I roll.

  23. Alola says:
    March 23, 2010 at 1:57 am

    I ate out a bag of weed because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous…
    better than my sister who stabbed a bowl of cerial because she had a noodle in her nose??

  24. Kafka says:
    March 25, 2010 at 7:57 am

    I banged a lesbian because i’ve got abs. lucky, much.

  25. Bree says:
    March 26, 2010 at 12:31 am

    I killed a Jew because I’m sexy as hell.
    …well the first part isn’t very nice!

  26. Caitlynn B. says:
    April 7, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    I ran shirtless with an Easter egg because I’m sexy as hell! lmao