The most popular sport in America versus the most popular sport in the world – it’s an age-old point of contention depending on which side of the drink you’re on.

It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?”, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Militaries these days haven’t been getting their exercise. Oh sure, there’s the war on terror and you hear of little skirmishes here and there. But full-on all-out conventional warfare between two established and powerful militaries has been kept to a minimum lately. So to keep their forces battle-ready, we’ve organized a little war game between the Autobots and the G.I. Joes.

Let’s see how they measure up:

Squad:The Autobots	Squad:G.I. Joes
From: Cybertron	From: Various locations, but all from Earth
Led by: Optimus Prime	Led by: Hawk
Squad members:approx 61, not counting Dinobots, Junkions and a lot of other obscure Autobots listed on Wikipedia (list)	Squad members: Approx 200 featured (list)

It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?“, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Seeing as these two theatrical titans of the supernatural will fighting for top billing this summer, why not explore how they’d fare in a fight? I’m talking, of course, of Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling’s boy wonder wizard) versus Edward Cullen (Stephenie Meyer’s angsty anti-hero vampire). Who

Let’s see how they measure up:

It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?“, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Today, we’ve pitted Iceman (of X-men fame) versus Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat). Which of these cold-blooded, cold-bodied killers would win in a fight? Let’s see how they measure up:

It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?”, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Today, we have two sword-crossed femme fatales going at it: Beatrix Kiddo, from the Kill Bill movies; and Jen Yu, from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. It’s your typical East-Hemisphere/West-Hemisphere rivalry. Let’s see how they measure up:

Full name: Beatrix Kiddo	Full name: Jen Yu
As seen kicking ass in: Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2	As seen kicking ass in: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Trained by: Pai Mei	Trained by: Jade Fox, Wudang manual
Wields: Hattori Hanzo swords	Wields: Green Destiny
Main Advantage: Long resume of murder (experience)	Main Advantage: Wire-fu (near-flight mobility)
Fights For: Revenge	Fights for: Freedom from societal norms

It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?“, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Today, we are pitting two literal giants of the food industry against one another: The Jolly Green Giant and The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. As we all know, size matters. But seeing as these are both fictitious characters, no one really mentions how big they are so we have to assume they are the same size. Who will be king of this food pyramid?

Let’s see how they measure up:

It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?“, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Today, we are pitting two of the biggest nerds to have come out of the 80′s: Screech from Saved By The Bell; and Urkel from Family Matters. These loveable misfits aren’t exactly the fighting type, to be sure, but that’s not going to stop us here. Going into this battle, a few assumptions have been made. First, we’re assuming that both combatants are equally socially awkward and equally super smart. Also, it’s a pretty safe bet that direct physical combat between the two will not only be useless, but frigging hilarious.

Let’s see how they measure up: