Futbol vs Football

Posted By: on October 6, 2011
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Football vs Futbol

The most popular sport in America versus the most popular sport in the world – it’s an age-old point of contention depending on which side of the drink you’re on.

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Jonathan Baker

Who Ya Got? Autobots vs. G.I. Joes

Posted By: on September 9, 2009
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It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?”, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Militaries these days haven’t been getting their exercise. Oh sure, there’s the war on terror and you hear of little skirmishes here and there. But full-on all-out conventional warfare between two established and powerful militaries has been kept to a minimum lately. So to keep their forces battle-ready, we’ve organized a little war game between the Autobots and the G.I. Joes.

Let’s see how they measure up:

Squad:The Autobots Squad:G.I. Joes
From: Cybertron From: Various locations, but all from Earth
Led by: Optimus Prime Led by: Hawk
Squad members:approx 61, not counting Dinobots, Junkions and a lot of other obscure Autobots listed on Wikipedia (list) Squad members: Approx 200 featured (list)
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Posted By: on June 14, 2010

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Understanding the Haiti Earthquake (Infographic)

Posted By: on January 20, 2010

It has been over a week since the 7.0 magnitude earthquake devastated Port-au-Prince (the capital of Haiti) and its surrounding areas. What was the overall destruction? How many people were affected? How much help is Read On »

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Posted By: on November 19, 2009
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Who ya got? Harry Potter vs. Edward Cullen

Posted By: on July 15, 2009
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It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?“, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Seeing as these two theatrical titans of the supernatural will fighting for top billing this summer, why not explore how they’d fare in a fight? I’m talking, of course, of Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling’s boy wonder wizard) versus Edward Cullen (Stephenie Meyer’s angsty anti-hero vampire). Who

Let’s see how they measure up:

Full name: Harry Potter Full name: Edward Cullen
Occupation: Wizard student Occupation: Vampire
Abilities: Spells, enchantments, broom flying, invisibility (cloak) Abilities: Superhuman speed and strength, mind reading

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Jonathan Baker

Who ya got? Iceman vs. Sub-Zero

Posted By: on July 2, 2009
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It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?“, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Today, we’ve pitted Iceman (of X-men fame) versus Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat). Which of these cold-blooded, cold-bodied killers would win in a fight? Let’s see how they measure up:

Full name: Bobby “Iceman” Drake Full name: Sub-Zero
Occupation: Elite team of peacekeepers (X-men) Occupation: Ninja
Origin of powers: Genetics, mutation Origin of powers: Genetics, descendant of cryomancers
Abilities: Control cold Abilities: Control cold, ninja abilities

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Jonathan Baker

Who Ya Got? Beatrix Kiddo vs. Jen Yu

Posted By: on June 19, 2009
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It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?”, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Today, we have two sword-crossed femme fatales going at it: Beatrix Kiddo, from the Kill Bill movies; and Jen Yu, from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. It’s your typical East-Hemisphere/West-Hemisphere rivalry. Let’s see how they measure up:

Full name: Beatrix Kiddo Full name: Jen Yu
As seen kicking ass in: Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2 As seen kicking ass in: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Trained by: Pai Mei Trained by: Jade Fox, Wudang manual
Wields: Hattori Hanzo swords Wields: Green Destiny
Main Advantage: Long resume of murder (experience) Main Advantage: Wire-fu (near-flight mobility)
Fights For: Revenge Fights for: Freedom from societal norms

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Jonathan Baker

Who ya got? Jolly Green Giant vs. Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Posted By: on June 8, 2009
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It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?“, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Today, we are pitting two literal giants of the food industry against one another: The Jolly Green Giant and The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. As we all know, size matters. But seeing as these are both fictitious characters, no one really mentions how big they are so we have to assume they are the same size. Who will be king of this food pyramid?

Let’s see how they measure up:

Full name: Jolly Green Giant Full name: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Mascot for: General Mills vegetables Mascot for: Imaginary Stay Puft brand marshmallows
First appearance: 1928, commercials First appearance: 1984, Ghostbusters
Promotes: Good nutrition Promotes: Diabetes

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Jonathan Baker

Who ya got? Screech vs. Urkel

Posted By: on June 2, 2009
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It is the one question men have pondered throughout the ages… who would win in a fight? In this feature, “Who ya got?“, we take two people – fictional characters, historical figures, athletes, celebrities, etc. – and pit them against one another for your entertainment. We’re thoughtful like that.

Today, we are pitting two of the biggest nerds to have come out of the 80′s: Screech from Saved By The Bell; and Urkel from Family Matters. These loveable misfits aren’t exactly the fighting type, to be sure, but that’s not going to stop us here. Going into this battle, a few assumptions have been made. First, we’re assuming that both combatants are equally socially awkward and equally super smart. Also, it’s a pretty safe bet that direct physical combat between the two will not only be useless, but frigging hilarious.

Let’s see how they measure up:

Full name: Samuel Powers Full name:Stephen Q. Urkel
Occupation: Student Occupation: Student

Notable inventions
:

  • Kevin, Screech’s giant robot friend
  • Spaghetti sauce that infringed copyrights
  • Love machine

Notable inventions
:

  • Teleportation device
  • DNA Transformation booth, Cool Juice
  • Urkel Bot
Woman he’s fighting for: Lisa Turtle Woman he’s fighting for: Laura Winslow
Catch phrase: “Zoiks!” Catch phrase: “Did I do that?”

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