If you’re going to advertise land for sale, an aerial view is ideal.

Pure genius.

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Before Kuato was commanding Douglas Quaid to “open your mind” on Mars, he was back on Earth hanging out with mum, smiling without a care in the world.

As you’ll see in the scene below the family portrait, the years haven’t been kind to him or his mum.

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Nothing much to see here. Just another dog picture. Under water.

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In reality, he couldn’t read minds, but snakes told him what they were thinking.

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The English language is often the butt-end of jokes, considered by many in Europe and Asia as an “ugly” language with strange sounds and simple words. Compared to Italian, French, Russian, and Chinese, it is a “dumbed down” version of speech, at least to the ears of others around the world. The language does, however, have some amazing traits, including the ability to change the sound of one word to another based upon pacing.

Here’s a perfect example of this phenomenon at work:

Did someone just tell you that the word “Gullible” used to be spelled “Gulllible” and it was the only word in the English language that was spelled with the letter-L in it three times in a row before Teddy Roosevelt had it changed?

It has become a joke and a cliche that when Americans want to make themselves happy, they grab their credit card and head to the nearest mall or online shopping destination. Even the infamous Tammy Faye Bakker once said, “I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”

Are we “treating” our emotional ills with retail therapy?

Every day we awaken to earn another dollar. To work, is to keep food on our own table, pay bills of necessity and of the things we want, it is what we have been taught from generation to generation which is, working and making money is what keeps the world going round.

Does it?

Having a career and working is essential to keeping us alive, yes, money is important, however, does it truly keep this world of ours spinning in peace and harmony? No.

As a global society, we may have forgotten or put aside the true meaning of life, paying it forward.

Have we dismissed the quality of life that we want to lead?

Perhaps it is due to the economy, the way we are forced to struggle to earn enough money to keep our lifestyles intact. On the other hand, maybe it is due to the greed of our Governments, of those that are in power, even those who are rich may be the cause or perhaps the excuse of what has become of our world, a sense of emptiness, loneliness; a fight for individual gain.

Although taught that money is the key to happiness, each of us arguably knows that when offered a smile, a courtesy, a genuine thought or words of positivity, we feel different. A sense of warmth overwhelms us; we feel a sensation of love, of being understood, seen or heard. Any of these gifts given by another individual has more power than money could ever buy; it is recognition that we are alive.

Perhaps anger and injustice would not harness our world if we did not live for ourselves, if we were not waking only for personal gain, if in amongst each day we added a little something within the lives of another. Perhaps then and only then, our world could find some peace, tolerance and discover the true meaning of unconditional love.

What will make the world a better place?

Another form of currency, Kindness, a simple act can make a bigger impact if we just pay it forward. Maybe One Day, Could be Today.

It only tells the truth to those who comprehend.

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Funny Fortune Cookies

First off, I didn’t realize Bruce was left-handed.

Second, I didn’t realize Bruce recently became part owner of Poland’s top-selling vodka brand, Sobieski. Not that I’m saying this shocks me or anything, but who knew?

So now he’s starring in a series of videos about the vodka, discussing various ideas he has for the brand.

Who needs a nutcracker when you can smash the nut with a bottle? Add something to the bottom of the bottle  and you can use it as both a rolling pin AND a cookie cutter.

Then there’s my personal favorite, the attached oven mitt.

We’ve all gotten a bit of a shock in taking a bottle of vodka out of the freezer. That sucker’s COLD. Bruce may have a hit on his hand here. So long as you’re a lefty.