As a kid who grew up loving and playing Pac-Man to no end, this brings tears to my eyes. The creator gives a pretty good explanation of how he created it. There is just something about old video games and the geek culture that chokes me up. I swear…I must have been chopping a bushel full of onions or something. I don’t know what’s happening over here.

Some of you weirdos may know her as Alice Cullen from the Twilight series, but the rest of us know her as Ashley Greene, the hot actress who did that super hot SoBe commercial. In fact, you may remember her from our first Ashley Greene gallery we did though it was sans bikini. So, to make up for our mistake of not showing Ashley Greene bikini pics before, here are a bunch of ‘em.

There’s just something about a hot chick in cowboy get up. In fact, we like it so much, we put together this gallery of sexy gun slingers for your enjoyment. Yeehaw! If you like these, you’ll probably find this interesting too.

Water is necessary for life to exist, so it’s not hard to imagine that hot chicks with water would be necessary to have a hot life. So, to get us all one step closer to having hot lives, here’s 10 hot chicks with hoses.

Check out this sweet Monopoly version created by RaineGirl’s brother for her for Christmas. They really thought of every thing. The Chance cards are Kitty’s Chest and the Community Chest cards are Chicken Dance  cards. There’s always money in the Banana Stand you know.

Instead of railroads there are lawyers, Bob Loblaw- Barry Zuckerkorn, Maggie Lizer, and Wayne Jarvis. The pieces are a pair of cutoffs, Franklin, a banana, a blue man, a Segway and a claw (Buster’s hand).

If you’d like to create your own you can use this printable version. The following rules have been suggested:

• Anytime you pass “COME ON!” you have to say “Come On”
• Anytime you land on Afternoon delight you either have to sing “afternoon delight” or “big yellow joint”
• Anytime you land on a chicken dance you have to do a chicken dance
• Anytime you land on a Kitty’s Chest you have to mime lifting your top
• IF you get the chicken dance card saying you have made a huge mistake you have to say “i’ve made a huge mistake”
• IF you get the chicken dance card saying Michael has appointed you Mr. Manager, you have to say “I’m Mr. Manager!”
• IF you get the chicken dance card saying you have a date with Steve Holt you hav- “STEVE HOLT!”
• IF you get the Kitty’s Chest card where you have burnt yourself on the cornballer you have to say “SSSSSsssss every goddamn time!”

We’re men. We like our cars clean and our women too. So why not put them together and celebrate sanitation?!?!

It’s unfortunate when anyone has to live on the cold streets, but hopefully with enough people seeing this video, maybe this guy can be helped to get a good job. He certainly has a talent that can be used.

With how the internet can make things viral, I only imagine it taking a few days before word gets out enough about Ted for someone to offer him a great opportunity. How awesome would it be if he was able to become gainfully employed, get his life turned around, get off the streets and begin a “normal” life again. So share this with all your Twitter peeps and Facebook friends. It’s the least we can do to try and help him.

UPDATE: Ted Williams has a brand new job and a house!

Guys like girls and they like balls, for example look at all of the top sports played with balls, they’re mostly men. In celebration of man’s quest for both hot girls and balls, here are 15 pics of hot girls with balls.

We looooove cheesesteaks with onions and by cheesesteaks we mean girls and by onions we mean glasses. Bottom line: girls are hot and there’s just something we love about girls with glasses.