If I had the wherewithal I’d be makin’ it rain like the monsoon season in China all the time so I guess I really shouldn’t be too upset with the below displays of excess but as they say “haters gonn’ hate, playas gon’ play.”
Tucker Has WAY Too Much Swagger
Posted by: Scotty Trigg on February 26th, 2010If this is not the coolest kid you’ve seen please show me who is. The 9-year-old Tucker preformed “Boom Boom Pow” by the Black Eyed Peas a few days ago at the Penn State Dance Marathon.
The Penn State THON is a 46-hour, no-sitting, no-sleeping dance marathon that benefits The Four Diamonds Fund, a pediatric cancer program at Penn State Hershey Children’s Hospital. Tucker was diagnosed with cancer at 2 years old but has been cancer free for a good three years now. Even Khloe Kardashian is trying to help out the cause.
Tilikum the Killer Killer Whale
Posted by: Scotty Trigg on February 25th, 2010
As you may have heard, yesterday a trainer (Dawn Brancheau) at the Sea World in Orlando, Florida was killed as she was pulled or slipped (there’s still debate) into the whale tank. The reports are a little vague at this point put but what is stated is “she was then fatally injured by the whale”.
The whale in question here is the bull orca Tilikum. Here is some info about craze-eyed beast:
- He’s 29 years old
- Captured near Iceland in November 1983 at two years of age
- Measures 22 feet 6 inches long
- Weighs 12,300 pounds
- His pectoral fins are six and one half feet long
- His 6-foot-tall dorsal fin weighs close to 200 pounds alone
- He is the largest Orca in captivity
- He has sired 13 offspring, 10 of which are still alive (a record)
- His name means “friend” in Chinook
Now you may be saying to yourself…he seems like a good guy from these above points…don’t let his name fool you. What may not be as widely known is that he is a literal cold-blooded killer whale.
In 1999, Tillikum was blamed for the death of a 27-year-old man whose body was found floating on his back in a tank at SeaWorld, the apparent victim of a whale’s “horseplay,” authorities said then. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office said the man apparently hid in the park until after it closed, then climbed into the tank.
Tillikum and two other whales also were involved in the drowning of a trainer at a Victoria, British Columbia, marine park in 1991. The trainer fell into the whale tank at the Sea Land Marine Park Victoria and was dragged underwater as park visitors watched.
So now that puts his kill count at 3 in the span of his 27 years in captivity.I don’t know about you but I’m going to find it a little bit harder to sleep tonight knowing that this lunatic of a whale is still out there murdering people Willy-nilly.
*Must I really state that this makes a point that maybe we shouldn’t be holding animals in captivity and “teaching” them to dive through hoops and splash patrons all for our enjoyment. I’m for one amazed at how these majestic creatures are treated. It’s sad that someone (or in this case multiple) people had to die for this to come to light but these tragedies occurred because of his situation…not naturally.
25 Hot Chicks & Beer Pictures
Posted by: Scotty Trigg on February 21st, 2010Beer…check…hot chicks…check…what more do you need? I guess the only question is which one to choose…but in this case your get both.
It’s Contest Time: We’ve Got $400 to Giveaway
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 29th, 2010
So the good folks at eSmart Tax have given us a few $100 Visa giftcards to divvy out to you, our loving readers. We wish we had 1 million to give out so you all could get one but sadly just like my Mom picked my little brother as her favorite, we have to decide between 4 of you.
In order to win you must:
send a Tweet stating what you plan on doing with your tax returns this year and be sure to include the #eSmartTax and @TopCultured. For example: “Hey @TopCultured I plan to blow my tax return on the new iPad #eSmartTax”
Four (4) winners will be chosen at random on Monday, February 1, 2010. You can tweet as many times as you like, each tweet counts as an entry and you are thus more likely to win the more tweets you send.
And if you haven’t already done so, be sure to check out eSmart Tax’s website. They offer several easy and affordable packages for filing your tax returns and they claim to “offer you return-maximizing tools to make sure you’re getting the biggest tax refund possible.” Also if you happen to have the last name Johnson you can get your returns filed for free!
So Tweet away you beautiful people and you could find yourself $100 richer thanks to eSmart Tax and Top Cultured.
Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010
Posted by: Ryan Deal on January 19th, 2010So Askmen.com is running their top 99 most desirable women of 2010 and, well, we like women, so we figured we’d share it. Complete with grades, scores, pics, and background information of 99 super hot and interesting women, Askmen nailed it (pun intended!). Check it out:
Maybe It Realized It Was Ajar
Posted by: Oral Adams on January 18th, 2010
7 TV Couples Of The 90s That Shaped What You Want In a Relationship [Guyism]
Idol Girls Before They Were Wor”Sheep”ed [COED Magazine]
15 Rock Stars That Went Off the Deep End [Fork Party]
5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement [Holy Taco]
15 Extreme Examples of Laziness [Uncoached]
7 Common Survival Tactics (that Will Get You Killed) [Cracked]
Baby Boar + Puppy = BFFs [Snuzzy]
‘Seinfeld Wars’ fan art (pic) [THR Feed]
30 Astounding CG Characters using zBrush [Creative Fan]
A Dog Getting “The Best” of His Owner [Daily Motion]
BeautifulPeople.com axes 5,000 members for gaining weight [Telegraph UK]
It’s a Wedding Cake… You Can Eat! [Wedding Blog]
What Partying in China Looks Like
Posted by: Evol Jess on November 30th, 2009Ok, so is it wrong that I think Chinese girls are so cute? I mean, they’re so petite and hot, and from the looks of it, they’re always happy and upbeat. Anyways, these pics definitely make me want to party in China with them. Mwah!
Inside Air Force One With President Obama
Posted by: Ryan Deal on November 23rd, 2009Here’s a look at the inside of Air Force One, the plane U.S. presidents have traveled in since 1990. There are actually two of the specially modified Boeing 747-200B’s and only use the call sign “Air Force One” when the president is on board. More pictures are located at the White House’s Flickr account.
