So this Mexican place Cantina in Birmingham, Alabama had a hundred bucks to make a commercial. They gave it to these dudes, who promptly spent it all on a tequila-drinking robot costume and proceeded to make the best damned spot ever. Watch it here.

There are bad seats and then there are BAD SEATS. Could you imagine being real excited to go see your favorite team play for the first time only to end up getting this seat? WTF?

Oh, and for the best seat in the house… it actually goes to these guys! Oh and, these two.

You think a life sentence is long? Try 28 life sentences, or, how about a whole millenia…

384,912 YEARS

In 1972, twenty year old Palma de Mallorca was demanded to three hundred eighty four thousand nine hundred and twelve years of sentence for having failed to deliver letters. His crime of not delivering over four thousand letters resulted in such a huge punishment by the Spanish judiciary. This remains the longest sentence demanded so far in history.

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Every now and then, something happens in your life that is so monumental, so Earth-shaking, that you have no choice but to share it with nearly everyone you know. The question is, how do you do it?

How do you tell your friends that your mother has died? How do you tell your family that you’re gay? How do you share the not-so-appealing results of your most recent visit to the free clinic?

Well, that’s why God invented Twitter. Not only can you build a large and diverse family via the social networking site, you can also use it to have uncomfortable conversations that you’d rather not have in person.

Here are some tips to help you get the most out of avoiding conflict via Twitter.

STDs

Finding out you have a venereal disease can be a humiliating discovery. Still, its important that you come to terms with it quickly. It’s even more important to notify your most recent partner, just to be safe, no matter how uncomfortable it might make you. They have a right to know, just… let them down gently. I might suggest something like this:

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Hey Peter. How's it going?

You’ve heard them. You’ve used them. Hell, you might have even coined a few. Here are some classic a**hole quotes you are likely to hear around the office and what they really mean.