Dutch Mechanic

Great People

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on August 22nd, 2010

I absolutely love this message. It rings true to me. If you look at the “great people”, Einstein, Tesla, Hyneman, etc. they all speak of ideas. Look at the average person and they’ll be talking about clothes, football, movies and weather. Then look at Perez Hilton, the Jersey Shore kids and your favorite bitchy friend…you know exactly what they’re talking about. This is probably the simplest barometer for intellect I’ve seen.

I have a question though. My idea is this, what will happen if I mention the things you people talk about? What type of person does that make me?

Dutch Mechanic

Didn’t Start Well & Not Going To End Well

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on August 21st, 2010

Granted a guys gotta make his living somehow, but something about this particular fella has me wondering if this was the best route to go. Obviously he’s playing up the whole America thing with the flag and the whole red, white and blue theme, but I’m not so sure if anything beyond that was a good course of action. I’m pretty certain that after this he’ll be spending his weekend on the couch nursing a bruised ego and rear end.

Oral Adams

Mount Prankmore

Posted by: Oral Adams on August 20th, 2010

15 movies that (mostly) hold up after 5 or more viewings [Chicago Now]

‘Caddyshack’! 30 Things You May Not Know About the Classic Comedy [MovieFone]

Top 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men [AskMen]

10 Inventions from Back To The Future that Actually Came True [PopCrunch]

Kid really doesn’t want to leave Verizon store [That Video Site]

6 Ways Your Office Is Literally Killing You [Cracked]

Some Explanation Required [Uncoached]

How Fortey Gets Busy [Holy Taco]

The Unemployed Wizard is Honest [Fork Party]

16 Tequila Cocktails That Don’t Suck [COED Magazine]

College Students Create Motorized Couch, Invention Banned Instantly [Asylum]

The 7 most disturbing (yet kind of cool) Japanese inventions [Guyism]

Heesa Phadie

You Will Never Look At A Duck The Same Way

Posted by: Heesa Phadie on August 20th, 2010

Unfortunately for you, you will never again be able to look at a duck in the same way again. You might also never be able to see these in the same way again after viewing it.

Scotty Trigg

The Flying Bull

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on August 20th, 2010

This is just nutty! During a bull fight in Tafalla, which is in northern Spain, one pissed off bull decided he’d had enough, and I don’t blame him. I probably would do much the same if I were in his situation. I’m sure he thought, “What’s the best way to extract revenge on these bastards?” and then promptly decided to jump head & hoof first straight into the crowd.

I don’t know whether I find this awesome or terrifying. Obviously I don’t want people getting hurt but at the same time I don’t want animals being tortured for the sake of entertainment. Luckily no one was too badly hurt but 30 of the spectators did have to be treated for injuries.

Scotty Trigg

The Ultimate In Skilled Photobombs

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on August 19th, 2010

This has got to be the best photobomb I’ve seen recently. Not only for its hilariousness but also for its timing and skill needed to pull off. I’m just curious as to who the “bomber” is, is it a friend? Is it a lab tech? What if it were the doctor? Either way, there’s no bones about it, this is a great feat of photo trollism.

Oral Adams

Time For A Shave

Posted by: Oral Adams on August 19th, 2010

Living The Dream, What’s Your Addiction? [MadAtoms]

He’s Barack Obama Video [JibJab]

A Gallery of Calvin and Hobbes Art [Unreality]

16 Techi-rific Google Logo Doodle [Techi]

Secrets of the First Moon Landing: All Nighters, Lost Footage, and a 10-Year Old to the Rescue[Motherboard]

The 16 Hottest Billionaire Daughters [Brobible]

Ultraviolet Tattoo [That Video Site]

6 classic video games that should be movies [Guyism]

Giant Sinkhole Tries to Swallow Milwaukee [Asylum]

The Mad-Hot Women of Mad Men Season 4 [COED Magazine]

Five Fictional Drinks People Actually Created [Fork Party]

A Letter To The Guy That Says “LOL” In Real World Conversations [Holy Taco]

Hey Buddy! [Uncoached]

6 Great Novels that Were Hated in Their Time [Cracked]

Playboy Gives Us The Hottest Macarena Ever [Knuckles United]

Heesa Phadie

Ninja Turtle or Renaissance Artist

Posted by: Heesa Phadie on August 19th, 2010

There was almost nothing greater growing up then coming home after school, throwing your backpack on the floor, grabbing a box of Cheez-Its, sitting down in front of the tube and switching on some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I mean, what was better than hearing this?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heroes in a half-shell, Turtle power!

They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team (We’re really hip!)
They’re heroes in a half-shell and they’re green (Hey – get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks, These Turtle boys don’t cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He’s a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That’s a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heroes in a half shell, Turtle power!

The sad reality though is that those boys in half shells came far after, and did far less culturally than they’re counterparts whom they were named after. I’ll bet there are few kids that even realize the significance of the ninja’s names. Oh well, that’s the youth of our nation.

Oral Adams

Proper Lab Attire

Posted by: Oral Adams on August 18th, 2010

VIDEO: Darth Vader successfully robs a bank [Guyism]

Drinkwel — a New Hangover Remedy That May Actually Work [Asylum]

How to Unclog your Toilet (Without A Plunger) [COED Magazine]

Frisbee Golf is For n00bs! [Holy Taco]

6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly [Cracked]

Homemade Zipline Ends (Very) Poorly [That Video Site]

10 Unusual Piano Designs [Uncoached]

Darth Vader Robs Bank (Photos, Oh Yes, Photos) [Gothamist]

Amazing Tribute To M.C. Escher [360 Cities]

26 Infographics About Childhood Obesity [Good Is]

Masquerade Ball: The 10 Geekiest Homemade Costumes [Complex]

Oral Adams

Thanks For The Parenting Advice Walmart

Posted by: Oral Adams on August 17th, 2010

Steve Wiebe Talks About Getting Into the Video Games Hall of Fame [Asylum]

How to Drink Tequila [COED Magazine]

Thankfully You Have a Debit Card [Fork Party]

Resolved Questions: Heavy Computer [Holy Taco]

The World’s Strongest Redneck Trims His Bushes [Uncoached]

5 People Who Turned Awful Disabilities Into Superpowers [Cracked]

Translational Female Compliment Cheat Sheet [Banned In Hollywood]

8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult [Guyism]

Ridiculous basketball shot from bleachers [That Video Site]

Don’t hate the playa: Sports’ biggest ladies men [Covers]

10 Mind-Bending Foods Inception Fans Love [Dallas Observer]

Wilt Chamberlain’s House Of Love [The Hoop Doctors]

The Top Seven Teammates Who Not-So-Secretly Hated Each Other [Spike]

Today’s 13 Most Irritating Female Celebrities [Standard Madness]

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