…or Drinking Cigarettes
Posted by: Evol Jess on March 16th, 2010I’m not sure how one would go about smoking alcohol, but it sounds absolutely delightful. Please let me know if you find a way.
A Multitasker Afoot
Posted by: Oral Adams on March 15th, 2010
10 Children’s Characters Who Were Definitely On Drugs [Guyism]
Is March Madness Bracketology the Science of Sports Gambling? [Asylum]
Wait, what was I writing about? The Five Types Of Potheads [COED Magazine]
Top 20 Five-Second Films Video [Fork Party]
8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See [Holy Taco]
That Rock Looks Like A… [Uncoached]
6 Famous Explorers Who Shaped The World (With Insane Lies) [Cracked]
Because Women Need Something To Hang A Coat On [Knuckles United]
10 Movies That Were Better Than The Books [Premiere]
Hobbit Houses of the Real World: Welcome to the Shire [LA Weekly]
Five Rules for Great DVD Commentaries [IFC]
Five Awesome Things To Make With A Twinkie [Denver Westword]
Really Bad Tattoo Decisions [KTLA]
NES Cartridges Turned Into Harmonica [Engadget]
A Whale of a Tale
Posted by: Oral Adams on March 14th, 2010Let’s just say this is worth it only because the person who made it had more time to waste then you have to watch it. If this one doesn’t do it for you, you can always head off on a little adventure to Candy Mountain.
A Dog With Expensive Taste
Posted by: Scotty Trigg on March 13th, 2010Straight out of a bad comedy/heist movie, a jewel shop owners dog has eaten a $20,000 diamond. George Kaufman of Rockville, Maryland was meeting with his business partner. As always he had his best bud the pup Sollie with him.
While going over some inventory Kaufman accidentally dropped the 3-carat diamond near the dog who quickly snapped it up. With a call to the vet the advice was that he would have to wait and let nature take its course. So for three days he meticulously went through the doggie droppings until he was eventually able to retrieve the stone. He cleaned it off, hopefully extremely well, and returned it to the shop.
“When we took a walk in the morning and evening I collected and went through everything. It wasn’t glamorous, but you gotta do what you gotta do.”
Man Arrested for Thinking of a Cheeseburger
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on March 13th, 2010
Michael Francis McLaughlin, a 14-year old homeless man in the town of Gastonia, North Carolina spent some time in the slammer for displaying a sign reading “I’m thinking of a cheeseburger” this past weekend.
The police officer who made the arrest cited him for violating the local begging ordinance which makes it unlawful for anyone to beg or offer to work for money or other compensation by “accosting one another or forcing oneself upon the company of another.” McLaughlin was received a misdemeanor and was charged with unlawful solicitation and was jailed under a $500 secured bond.
The only thing I can think of is that at least Michael got a meal and a bed to sleep in. Although I really don’t know what this says about our state laws at times. Personally this also makes me question the reasoning of some police officers. If a man can get arrested for “thinking of a cheeseburger” maybe we’re not too far off from a 1984 Orwellian society. Watch out for the thought police.
Only Time It’s Okay to Play With Yourself In Public
Posted by: Oral Adams on March 12th, 2010
7 Ways We’ve Tried To Quit Smoking (and Why They Haven’t Worked) [Guyism]
5 Most Current Felonious Musicians [COED Magazine]
13 Most Expensive Pets in the World [Fork Party]
8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See [Holy Taco]
Having Fun With Stop Signs [Uncoached]
7 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Modern Animals [Cracked]
A Woman’s Perspective on Cheating [Asylum]
I Want A Train Horn On My Car Video [Knuckles United]
How to Politely Refuse a Plastic Bag Graphic [The New Ecologist]
World’s Laziest Predators [Sharenator]
Classic Cartoon Model Sheets and Illustrations that Amused Us [Graphic Mania]
The Ultimate (Fresh) Collection Of High-Quality Free Social Media Icon Sets [Smashing Apps]
The New Dork State of Mind [Pantless Knights]
50 Things People Want To Save [Maxim]
Breathtaking Photos [YU Rock]
A Gallery of Good Looking Cat Photos [The Pioneer Woman]
They Play Baseball A Little Differently In Cuba
Posted by: Scotty Trigg on March 12th, 2010Personally I recall using the bats to hit the balls rather than the opposing players…but maybe that’s just here in the States.
That’s One Way To Get The Job Done
Posted by: Oral Adams on March 11th, 2010
8 Ways You’ll Ruin A Bachelor Party [Guyism]
92 Naughty Alice In Wonderlands [COED Magazine]
15 Awesome Food Sculptures [Fork Party]
25 Winning Oscars [Holy Taco]
It’s Not Just Gameshows That Rock In Japan [Uncoached]
Great Figures Caught With Their Pants Down [Cracked]
The Film Industry By The Numbers [Pixl Monster]
Ways To Make Flying Gun Again [MadAtoms]
10 Fictional Companies I’d Like To Work For [Like Me Daily]
Top 9 Things To Do When You’re Stoned [A Few Too Many]
McDonald’s Partners With Weight Watchers [NBC Chicago]
Lazy Dog Walker Looses Drivers License [Dogster]
Paintjob Brings Back Lost Shine To NES [At Crux]
The Death of the Postal Service? Infograph [HRM Report]
French Warship Destroys Pirate Ship [CNN]
Honest Movie Titles 2010 [College Humor]
My Precious: Lord Of The Onion Rings
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on March 11th, 2010
Wees wants a tasty snack we does….mmmmm….nom nom nom.
“Lord Of The Onion Rings” by Dave MacDowell 24” x 36”. Acryic on Canvas. Currently on display at Seattle’s Flatcolor Gallery through March 28. You can see more of Dave’s paintings on his Flickr account.
