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Oral Adams — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:30:56 +0000

Being Cool Has Two Rules You Must Remember [Wild Ammo]

9 Things You Didn’t Know About Starbucks [Woman's Day]

Five Mass-Produced Foods Even Food Snobs Love [Dallas Observer]

Cee-Lo Green’s New Song is Incredible [The Smoking Jacket]

Cubicle Access Infograph [Cracked]

Roof jump kinda fail [That Video Site]

Horsetail Falls is an Incredible Piece of Nature [Uncoached]

How Solar Power Works [Banned In Hollywood]

A Thank You Letter To Painful Bowel Movements [Holy Taco]

In China… (Picture) [Fork Party]

Cameron Diaz Is the Most Dangerous Celebrity to Search for on Internet [Asylum]

The 5 worst movies starring Jennifer Aniston [Guyism]

8 Biggest Shopping Malls in the World [ShopGala]

1980’s Rappin’ Wendy’s Employee Training Video

Heesa Phadie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:50:50 +0000

Oh man, this is just good ol’ fun. There is so much about this training video from Wendy’s that is money. From the 80s rappin’, to the clothes and dancing. There is too much going on here that is pure 100% radical awesomeness. Not only is it entertaining, it’s educational. From proper grilling technique, sandwich artisanship and cleanliness, this video will have you flippin’ burgers properly in no time flat.

Happy Cat Is Happy

Oral Adams — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:48:14 +0000

25 Worst (We Mean Best) Infomercials [Time]

20 Retro Cereals That Were Awesome [Pleated Jeans]

Top 20 Athlete Movie Cameos with Video [Bleacher Report]

Star Wars as a silent film [That Video Site]

Five Awesomely Bad Foods That Aren’t Hoaxes [The Smoking Jacket]

Daft Punk Lyrics Are Easy [Knuckles United]

The 5 Most Ridiculous Martial Arts Movies Ever [Cracked]

So This is How Japanese Girls Grow Boobs [Uncoached]

Fool Me Once… [Banned In Hollywood]

The 6 Most Insane Rumors About Barack Obama [Holy Taco]

Have You Met My New Girlfriend? [Fork Party]

39 Crazy Treehouses [Asylum]

Why men hate to hear these 9 phrases from women [Guyism]

And He Didn’t Order From The Dollar Menu

Heesa Phadie — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:02:00 +0000

I am utterly jealous of the owner of this sweet Lamborghini Murcielago. One might look at him like an ass but not me. If I had the money to buy a car like that I would showoff by going through the McDonald’s drive-thru too.

I mean, clearly he’s too much of a big shot to venture inside a fast food establishment but he’s down-to-earth enough to still know the amazing, deliciousness that is McDee’s. The only way this could be any better is if is before 10:30 AM and he is ordering a Sausage McGriddles…those things are like crack. If you ever need me to do you a favor, all you need to entice me would be a Sausage McGriddles.

Lemme Out!

Oral Adams — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:34:12 +0000

Gamer Tags And What They Really Mean [Cracked]

The World’s Most Lucrative Eating Contests [Business Pundit]

Angelina Jolie Look-alike [That Video Site]

Is A Meter Maid Serving Some Justice To A Douchebag [Knuckles United]

The Wolfman Lives, and He Likes Puma [Uncoached]

Triple Full Faceplant [Banned in Hollywood]

Is it Viral? A Guide to Infecting the Web [Holy Taco]

Canadian Man and Woman Used Bears to Guard Marijuana Grow-op [Fork Party]

10 Jobs That Guarantee You’ll Die Alone [COED Magazine]

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children’s Cartoons [Asylum]

9 fictional love triangles any guy wishes he could be in [Guyism]

Cock Blocks: Your Male Competition

Scotty Trigg — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:03:21 +0000

Here are a few “enemies” you may encounter that are trying to get up on your girl. It’s important to always know what you’re battling with. Here is a little help, including ratings and powers. Granted there are more evil does out there, but these are the first couple you’re going to want to keep an eye out for.

Damnit! We got these from an image site. That being the case, there was no source for the images. We have been informed just now though that it came from College Humor. Please head over there for the original post. We apologize for this.

Happiness Is…

Oral Adams — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:51:43 +0000

Skip the Hotel With These Five Lodging Alternatives [Mint]

18 Words You Should Never Ever Use [Chicago Now]

Revenue From Marijuana If It Were Legal [Prose Before Hos]

This is why teenagers are not sent into space [That Video Site]

8 Best Boardwalk Foods in the U.S. [Woman's Day]

What Happens When You Slow Down a Justin Bieber Song by 800%? [Gawker TV]

Gulf Oil Spill By The Numbers [Scribd]

Hippo Swallows Dwarf Whole [Knuckles United]

5 Reasons Immortality Would be Worse than Death [Cracked]

Asians Get Their Own Slang: What’s Up My Ninja? [Uncoached]

This Isn’t Going To End Well: 15 Body Busting Examples [Banned In Hollywood]

Funny Cause It’s Posted Everywhere Now [Holy Taco]

The Luckiest Bird Ever (Gif) [Fork Party]

10 Movies About Video Games That Don’t Suck [COED Magazine]

Man Circles Africa on Motorcycle [Asylum]

McDonald’s McFries Crosswalk

Heesa Phadie — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:49:49 +0000

Every three years Zurichfest, Switzerland throws a large festival known as The Zürich Festival, it is one of Europe’s great performing arts festivals. With a mix of theatre, opera, dance and classical music. McDonald’s took this as an opportunity to solicit their pomfrites, or French fries if you will.

I’m not sure about you, but MacDee’s fries are certainly up there as one of the better fries in town. This may be a purely nostalgic taste but Lord help me if those fried spuds are not amazing. Even the catsup at the Golden Arches seems to taste different, better. And here’s a pro tip…dunk ‘em in the Barbecue or Sweet & Sour sauce for a whole new mouthgasm.

Sorry…I went off on a tangent, I guess their marketing has quite an effect. I can almost smell the Big Mac sauce right now. Anyways…I still feel this is a cool ad that they’ve done. Make me wonder what other creative ways businesses are going to be placing their wares in our faces. I get a little worried about it…but if they continue in be creative like this I don’t mind so much.

Guide to Famous “Little People”

Scotty Trigg — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 13:00:38 +0000

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Chucky – Height: 2’2”
Seen in: Child’s Play, Child’s Play 2, Child’s Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky

Mini-Me (Verne Troyer) – Height: 2’8”
Seen in: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Oompa Loompas – Height: 2’11”
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Bilbo Baggins – Height: 3’4”
The Hobbit, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King

E.T. – Height: 3’5”
Seen in: E.T. The Extra Terrestrial

Ewoks – Height: 3’6”
Seen in: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

Tony Cox – Height: 3’6″
Seen in: Bad Santa, Me, Myself & Irene, Friday, Midget Fight, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Spaceballs, Willow, Beetle Juice, I’m Gonna Get You Sucka

Wee-Man (Jason Bryant Acuña) – Height: 4’.05”
Seen in: Jackass, Wildboyz, Jackass the Movie

The Roloff Family – Height: 4’1” – 4’4”
Seen in: Little People, Big World

Dr. Ruth Westheimer – Height: 4’7”
Seen in: Sexually Speaking, What’s Up Dr. Ruth,

Gary Coleman (Arnold Jackson) – Height: 4’8”
Seen in: Diff’rent Strokes, The Jeffersons, Good Times, The Facts of Life, Dirty Work, Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, Midgets vs. Mascots

Snooki Polizzi – Height: 4’9”
Seen in: MTV’s Jersey Shore

Danny Devito – Height: 5’
Seen in: Taxi, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Terms of Endearment, Romancing the Stone, Twins, Junior, Batman Returns, Last Action Hero, Get Shorty, Matilda, Space Jam, How High, Be Cool, Deck the Halls

A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned

Oral Adams — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:30:27 +0000

How New Yorkers Can Spot a Tourist [Time]

Top 10 foods you should never eat on a first date [City Pages]

The Cost of Convenience: Mini Bar Pricing [Mint]

9 Fictional Sports Underdogs Who Never Should Have Won [EgoTV]

50 Face-Numbingly Bad Websites [Chicago Now]

40 Futurama Inspired Artworks [Recave]

Horse On a Ball Video [That Video Site]

Apparently Super Girl Has A Vision Problem [Knuckles United]

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) [Cracked]

You M’am Have The Best Name Ever [Banned in Hollywood]

The 10 Lamest Giant Godzilla Monsters [Fork Party]

Jon Stewart Gets His Very Own ‘Stewart Trooper’ Stormtrooper [Asylum]

8 sports stars who deserve their own reality show [Guyism]