If the old Chiquita girl wasn’t cutting it for your bananas you’re in luck. Designer, DJ Neff, has done a rebranding for the potassium rich fruit. There is a very thorough post on Design Related with the artist (with a lot more pictures). You will see them on the wonderfully yellow (and phalic) delights in your local supermarket soon. The stickers are just part of entire new campaign which includes a new website (with a few flash games, custom stickers, etc.), a Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and some new slogans:

• Banana Yo Face
• Bananafy Yourself
• Build Your Banana
• Party With Potassium
• Be Your Own Banana
• Bananafy Your Sticker

Wees wants a tasty snack we does….mmmmm….nom nom nom.

“Lord Of The Onion Rings” by Dave MacDowell 24” x 36”. Acryic on Canvas. Currently on display at Seattle’s Flatcolor Gallery through March 28. You can see more of Dave’s paintings on his Flickr account.

Bacon…rockets…Popeye t-shirt…fire…windows…bacon music…smoke detectors…there’s really not much more that needs to be said here. The wonderful boys over at Rather Good have put together an experiment to see if pigs really can fly.

You can download the MP3 of the song here.

Let me start by saying that it is not because of any of her more known accomplishments. It’s not that she was Britain’s first woman prime minister and the nation’s longest-serving of the 20th century. It’s not that she was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by the United States, the Republican Senatorial Medal of Freedom, the Ronald Reagan Freedom Award, the Patron of the Heritage Foundation of the Grand Order of King Dmitar Zvonimir of the Republic of Croatia or that she was given the Order of Merit by Her Majesty the Queen.

It’s not that she promoted a free-enterprise economy, or that she implemented tight monetary policies to control inflation, lower taxes and reduce government spending, nope. Not even because she introduced legislation to curb the monopoly powers of trade unions and make their leadership more accountable to their members. Or not even because of all her support and work with the Northern Atlantic Alliance.

No, none of these above achievements can trump the one and truly amazing thing she did which has driven me to fall head over heels in love with this woman. Much before all of this, back in the ’40s in fact, she was involved in the creation of soft serve ice cream. You heard me right…SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM!!!

After graduating from Oxford, she worked as a chemist for J. Lyons and Co and was on a team that helped develop a method for whipping air into ice cream which led to the modern day soft serve cone. To me there is nothing finer than a vanilla soft serve spiral in a delicious cake cone, drizzled with hot fudge (not to be confused with chocolate syrup) and sprinkled with a few peanuts pieces. I am one smitten kitten for The Right Honourable the Baroness Thatcher!

Could you imagine a world without Tastee Freez, Dairy Queen or McDonald’s sundaes? Certainly not a world I would want to live in. Thank you Mrs. Thatcher for giving me reason to exist and bringing more delight to this chubby kid than another single person on the face of this planet has…and this is why I love you.

Star Wars

Along with Boba Fett you can find R2D2, Yoda, Darth Vader & C3PO [Cheap Cookie Cutters]

Helvetica

The perfect way to spell out any message [Beverly Hsu]

Pac-Man

Now you can eat the ghosts like Pac-Man after finding some power pellets [Instructables]

Legos

What better way to make those brick of a cookies more appealing than make them tiny bricks [BuzzFeed]

Already Bitten Cookie

You would have done it yourself anyways, this way you’ll just have to eat the whole cookie [Wonderfully Wacky]

Fetus

Okay maybe this doesn’t fit under the “cool” title but nonetheless… [So-Stylo]

Spongebob Squarepants

If you can’t make it down to Bikini Bottom now you can bring part of it to you…ahhhhhhhhhhh [Wilton]

Penises

With these you can tell someone to “go eat a dick” but make it tasty as well [Chocolate Fantasies]

Leg Lamp

If you know someone that is a big fan of “A Christmas Story” they’ll be sure to love these [Leg-Lamp]

Kama Sutra

Maybe if you position the oven rack differently it’ll heat things up at bit [Pippar Kakan]

Who doesn’t love bacon, even pigs love bacon and so do vegetarians. There really is nothing to not like about bacon with it’s crispy, salty, fatty deliciousness. It can be added to almost anything to enhance the flavor of an otherwise bland dish.

The popularity of bacon recently seems to have skyrocketed a bit but I’ve discovered more than a few vintage advertisements that prove it’s been holding it’s own for quite some time now. It’s hard to say which one is my favorite…the toaster worthy Reddi-Bacon, the promise from Swift’s Premium Bacon that it’s the “food for the new generation” or the statement by Swift’s that “Authorities recommend bacon for children.”

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