Evol Jess

My Only Complaint is the Carrots, They’re Intimidating

Posted By: on September 22, 2009
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Anybody who’s ever worked in the food services industry, or any industry for that matter, has probably come across some odd complaints. However, the one Sarah from a Whole Foods in Boston received might just take the cake for weirdest complaint hidden in a compliment ever.

myonlycomplaintisthecarrots

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Evol Jess

KFC Takes It’s Turn At Thinking Outside The Bun

Posted By: on August 21, 2009
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Who needs a bun when you’ve got an extra piece of chicken laying around? Not me. As soon as I find out which KFC sells these masterpieces they call the Double Down, I’m taking a road trip. It’s got bacon, two types of cheese, it’s covered in the Colonel’s sauce, and instead of buns, you’ve got crispy boneless fried chicken on either side. Yumm.

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Why Do We Not Have This?

Posted By: on March 5, 2011

Check out this awesome invention and idea from the 1950′s. I’m surprised that this didn’t catch on. From what I understand it’s a bit hard to actually implement and can cause a lot of strain Read On »

…literally

Posted By: on August 26, 2011

I’m not going to bother explaining it. If you don’t get it, go have yourself some pudding. (via: Reddit)

HOW TO: Disable a Woman

Posted By: on July 20, 2009

I know, I know, it’s not right to hit a woman… Unless of course she’s trying to kill you or make you watch the Sex and the City movie. If that’s the case, there’s only Read On »

Ryan Deal

Pie Like You’ve Never Seen It

Posted By: on July 24, 2009
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Take two things that are great and mash ‘em together and what do you get? Boob-cake. But since that’s already been done (NSFW food), how about mixing apple pie and lollipops? Over at LUXIRARE, they’re experts at sweet styles and fashion foods. Here’s what they’re cooking up. Hungry yet?

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Dutch Mechanic

This Steak Looks Like The United States

Posted By: on July 9, 2009
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Now I know what you’re thinking… SHOPPED!! But it’s not, this is an actual steak in the shape of the US, really. What’s more American than that?

Side by side comparison after the jump:

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Dutch Mechanic

A Real Man’s Soup of the Day…

Posted By: on June 28, 2009
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I usually pass on the soup of the day, which tends to be something normal and boring anyways, but I never pass on whiskey. That being said, I’ll gladly take this place’s soup anytime.


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Dutch Mechanic

Just How Hungry Are You?

Posted By: on June 24, 2009
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Ever offer to plate some food for a friend and ask them how hungry they are only to get a mixed response or not know exactly how much “very hungry” translates to in hamburger helper? Me neither. But if I did, I can see how this bowl would be uber-helpful.

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Ryan Deal

What Time is it When You’re Out of Ice Cream?

Posted By: on May 22, 2009
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Everybody loves ice cream, or at least they should. For many its a treat, for others… its a way of life, just watch any movie or television show where a girl is depressed and you’ll see a half-eaten carton of the cold stuff. Then, of course, there’s the ice cream truck, the ice cream social, sundaes, etc. So what time is it when you run out?

ice cream joke

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Ryan Deal

McDonalds Employees are Dumb

Posted By: on May 16, 2009
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IMHO, every McDonalds experience is different. From the order-taking robot that hates their job (and hates you even more), to the variety of bonus or missing items you get as a result of a wrong order. You never know what to expect when you enter the golden arches. For example, with all its billions of dollars from its billions served, you would think they could pay someone enough to spell correctly… you would think!

sweat tea

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