Heesa Phadie

Restaurant Review: Cafe Du Monde

Posted By: on January 3, 2010
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Cafe Du Monde
Address: 800 Decatur Street, New Orleans, La, 70116
Phone: (504) 587-0841
Website: www.cafedumonde.com
Known For: Coffee & Beignets
What I had: Coffee & Beignets
Price: $4.80
Rating: 7 out of 10 plates

This is an interesting place to me. I enjoy the building and the space but the staff really bring the atmosphere way down. It’s located in the French Quarter right across the street from Jackson Square. It certainly has the old New Orleans charm. I would love to sit here and sip coffee all morning long, seeing that it is a cafe. The odd thing about it is that the staff was so unfriendly and so unhelpful. They act as if it is a privilege for you to even be served by them, that you shouldn’t stay long and you shouldn’t expect anything beyond what they care to.

I was there at 6 AM and there was only a couple other patrons, the rest of the 300 or so chairs were empty. There were, however, a good 5 or 6 waitresses sitting at a table drinking their morning cups of coffee and chatting. I walked in and was told rudely by the counter person to find a seat. I had to search for a menu, which I found on the wall and on the napkin holders.

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Heesa Phadie

Jerry’s Top 20 Food-Related Seinfeld Moments

Posted By: on January 2, 2010
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You can see the Top Seinfeld Food Related Episodes and George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments. Here we bring you Jerry’s and next we will look at Kramer’s.

Jerry offers Kramer some pizza.
“The Betrayal” – Season 9 Episode 8

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Cutting Healthcare Costs During Your Retirement Years

Posted By: on July 30, 2014

After your mortgage, if you still have one during your retirement years, your next greatest expense is likely to be healthcare. According to this article on CNN Money, a couple that retires at 65 will Read On »

25 Amazing Snow Sculptures From Texas Snowstorm

Posted By: on February 14, 2010

North Texas saw over a foot of snow in 24 hours earlier this week. That set multiple records and caused all sorts of closings and delays. What do you do when you’re a Texan that Read On »

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Having a connected relationship means something different today than it once did.

Heesa Phadie

George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments

Posted By: on December 29, 2009
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Last week I brought you the Top 15 Seinfeld Food Related Episodes over at Eating the Road. Seinfeld is chock full of many other hilarious food related moments that aren’t necessarily the entire plot. From Jerry’s love of cereal to their frequent dining at Monk’s food is practically the fifth cast member.

Well now over here at Top Cultured we’ll continue delving-in to all those hilarious moments. We’re going to take a look at some of the all-time best and we’ll start with the top from George (a few from Elaine too). Stay tuned for the best from Jerry and Kramer. Now grab a pastrami on rye, sit back, relax and enjoy.

George eats the eclair from the trash.
“The Gymnast” – Season 6 Episode 6

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Heesa Phadie

What Should I Eat? Produce Aisle Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on December 28, 2009
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You may have seen Eating the Road’s previous flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy

Well Eating the Road is now going to be posting as Heesa Phadie over here at Top Cultured. You’ll find the same great content just at this new home. This week we bring you the New Years apropos healthy Produce Aisle Flowchart. We get you to the food leaving you only to decide whether or not that cantaloupe is ripe or those avocados are too squishy. Eat away my friends, eat away. Oh…and be sure to add me on Twitter @HeesaPhadie!

[click the flowchart below to enlarge]

What Should I Eat - Produce Aisle

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Dutch Mechanic

OH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

Posted By: on December 24, 2009
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I love it when life imitates art, or in this case, cheesy 90’s commercials that actually rule. Who doesn’t love the kool-aid guy?

oh yeaahh


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Now, That’s A Classy Wedding!

Posted By: on December 22, 2009
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There’s classy weddings and then there’s CLASSY weddings. This one is right up there with the classiest of all. In fact, it’s pretty practical considering they were probably having McDonalds cater the wedding with a buffet line of chicken nuggets, french fries, cheeseburgers, and apple pies for dessert. Classy!

Thanks to @Bridepop for sending the pic. More ridiculous crap to waste your time with here.

married at mcdonalds


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Heesa Phadie

What Should I Eat? Candy Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on December 21, 2009
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Happy Holidays to everyone out there. I hope you enjoy it with family and friends. What better thing to have during those endless parties and gatherings but a delicious piece of candy. The only problem is standing in the candy aisle with all those options staring right back at you. Ever since you first set eyes on the row after row of delectable treats as a child you’ve had this problem. Well we here at Eating The Road have taken the hard work out of it for you. Follow this handy flowchart to sweet bliss. The only thing you’ll have to decide now is whether or not it’s okay to flirt with your hot cousin that’s coming over for the family Christmas Eve dinner.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
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Freezer Aisle
Produce Aisle

(click picture to enlarge)What Should I Eat - Candy

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Ryan Deal

Proof That Anything Can Be Deep Fried

Posted By: on December 19, 2009
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What’s better than bacon? Deep fried bacon, that’s what! But why would someone deep fry bacon? Why not. Here’s a whole bunch of other foods people deep fried that you’d think wouldn’t ever be deep fried.

Next thing I’m frying is these guys.

1. Deep Fried Poptart

deep fried poptart

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Heesa Phadie

BBQ Pitmasters Episode 3 Decatur Riverfest Cook Off

Posted By: on December 19, 2009
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The third episode of BBQ Pitmasters is another KCBS, the Alabama state championship at the Decatur Jaycees Riverfest. There are a total of 59 competitors competing in chicken, ribs, pork and brisket for a grand total of $19,000. If you missed the first to episodes, here is a rundown (Episode 1 has a bio on the cooks):

Episode 1 – Smokin’ in Mesquite Nevada Open BBQ Championship
Episode 2 – Murphysboro Barbecue Cook-off

TLC is following 7 total cooks (Jambo Pitts has yet to be on the show) but they seem willy-nilly on who they care to show each week. I assume Myron will be in each episode due to his mouth and attitude as will LeAnn for her sex appeal but the others are here-and-there. This week Paul, Tuffy and Johnny were all featured a little but there was no sign on Harry.

Since he didn’t get to be on this episode I’m share some stuff from him. Harry Soo’s blog has a few interesting tidbits, they “dodged 14 radar traps, 3 border patrol checkpoints, and pouring rain, to complete our three-day, 2,100 mile Iron-Butt drive through Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee, and Mississippi, and arrived at the Riverfest contest site in Decatur, Alabama.”

He mentions the dinner that Chris Lily’s Big Bob Gibson restaurant threw the night before the contest for all the cooks where they dined on seared giant scallops wrapped in BBQ brisket, bacon wrapped shrimp with basil mousse, BBQ gumbo , crispy fried okra, cranberry Caesar salad, grilled rack of lamb, Big Bob Gibson BBQ chicken and for dessert, lemon, peanut butter, chocolate, and coconut pies.

One of the more interesting things he brings up is how all the TLC BBQ Pitmasters chefs were sectioned off separately from the remaining 52 other chefs in the competition. Harry says that they were on a paved surface whereas the others were all on the grass. Considering it was raining pretty heavily I would take this as an advantage. That doesn’t quite seem fair to me and I would be upset if I were in the contest but I can understand them needing this for the filming.

Some notable events:

Tuffy went with a brand spankin’ new brisket recipe with a new marinade and a new injection. He talks about using the the “flat” of the brisket (“a packer”) as opposed to the point.

Myron talks about his wood choice. He likes a fruit wood with lots of sugar saps in it. This time he uses a peach wood he gets from a friend Ed Harris. He also showed how he boxed his pork differently than others. Rather than placing it on top of lettuce, he places it on top of chopped pork in order to keep the meat warm. He also cuts his sauce with water and drizzles a little of that on top.

Paul also tries a new recipe. He’s been placing dead last and having trouble reconciling whether or not it’s worth it to continue doing competition BBQ. He tries three types of ribs on some tasters. He did one his previous style, one using Johnny Trigg’s recipe and the the one he settled on, a cherry rub with chile powder, black pepper and onion powder. He mentioned that he “found” this recipe so it’s not something he came up with. Paul also steals Myron’s technique with using muffin tins to form his chicken. This was a highly featured event and Myron didn’t take to lightly to it. Oddly enough Paul was 16 seconds late in getting his chicken to the table so was disqualified from that category.

LeAnn had a bit of a tough time because they had to shut off the power for 30 minutes. She had just put her meat on and her cooker uses electricity to turn. Some of the others didn’t have that same problem. She got upset but was okay with her turn out.

Johnny spoke a little of his preparation. One of the interesting things is that he doesn’t use his own rub. He buys his pre-made. He basically said that someone else has already gone through the trouble of making a perfect rub and why should he waste his time and money when it’s already available.

Once again judging is done blind and based on three criteria, appearance, taste and tenderness, 9 being the highest score of each with a total of 27. Without further ado here are the final results:

Decatur Jaycees 15th Annual Riverfest
Location: Decatur, Alabama
Date: September 17-19, 2009
Categories: Chicken, Ribs, Pork & Brisket
Total Competitors: 59
Promoter: Kansas City Barbeque Society
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Chicken
11 – LeeAnn Whippen – Wood Chicks BBQ
15 – Harry Soo – Slap Yo’ Daddy BBQ
17 – Myron Mixon – Jack’s Old South
20 – Johnny Trigg – Smokin Triggers
27 – Tuffy Stone – Cool Smoke
DQ – Paul Petersen – Pablo Diablo BBQ

Pork Ribs
1 – Johnny Trigg – Smokin Triggers
4 – Myron Mixon – Jack’s Old South
6 – LeeAnn Whippen – Wood Chicks BBQ
15 – Tuffy Stone – Cool Smoke
28 – Harry Soo – Slap Yo’ Daddy BBQ
52 – Paul Petersen – Pablo Diablo BBQ

Pork
15 – Tuffy Stone – Cool Smoke
19 – Johnny Trigg – Smokin Triggers
27 – Myron Mixon – Jack’s Old South
30 – Harry Soo – Slap Yo’ Daddy
31 – Paul Petersen – Pablo Diablo BBQ
42 – LeeAnn Whippen – Wood Chicks BBQ

Brisket
1 – Tuffy Stone – Cool Smoke
5 – Myron Mixon – Jack’s Old South
6 – LeeAnn Whippen – Wood Chicks BBQ
17 – Harry Soo – Slap Yo’ Daddy
26 – Johnny Trigg – Smokin Triggers
51 – Paul Petersen – Pablo Diablo BBQ

Overall
6 – Myron Mixon – Jack’s Old South
7 – Tuffy Stone – Cool Smoke
9 – Johnny Trigg – Smokin Triggers
10 – LeeAnn Whippen – Wood Chicks BBQ
15 – Harry Soo – Slap Yo’ Daddy BBQ
59 – Paul Petersen – Pablo Diablo BBQ

Memorable Quotes:

“I looked over at Paul’s tent…saw these damn muffin pans…you know that pissed me off….and I walked over jus’ see who the f&% he was taking my s&^%.” – Myron Mixon

“If you’re going to steal something at least be good at it. If you win today I expect a damn check.” – Myron Mixon to Paul Petersen.

“I need something to start my damn fires with.” – Myron Mixon when Chris said he bought 1/2 dozen of his books.”

“The fact the power went out did comprimise my product going into this competiton.” – LeeAnn Whippen

“I’m not going travel 1000’s of miles, spend 1000’s of dollars just to get back home empty handed. There’s a new front on the BBQ circuit and I’m it.” – Tuffy Stone

“I call her the Grillvette, she’s painted red, shes’s sexy, she’s beautiful but she cooks good. I got nicer wheels on my pit then I do my car.” – Tuffy Stone

“I’d do anything to win….except cheat.” – Paul Petersen

“Shiggin’ is the act of entering another’s cook site with the intent to steal their processes.” – Tuffy Stone giving Myron a shigging cup.

Overall the cooks did extremely well. Five of them placed 6-10 (with the inclusion of Jambo Pitts) in the overall out of 59 competitors. Johnny got first in ribs and Tuffy with his new brisket recipe placed first, both earning $1,250. For another excellent write up on the show check out Diva Q’s post.

The next show won’t be until January 7th and I’m guessing it’s the American Royal Barbecue Open in Kansas City, Missouri.

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Dutch Mechanic

Best Christmas Ornament Ever

Posted By: on December 15, 2009
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Hands down, the best ornament this far has been the candy cane… I mean, it’s candy, it looks cool, and they’re inexpensive. However, looks like there’s a new contender for the best Christmas ornament, its just too bad you can’t eat it too.

For more xmas fun, check out these guys.

bacon ornament

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