Heesa Phadie

The 2010 All-Inclusive All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Guide

Posted By: on January 5, 2010


2010 Update: A while back I wrote this guide to help instruct and direct the avid eater on the best possible plan of attack on the ever so amazing wonder that is the All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet. With the New Year upon us all your co-workers are trying to stick to their resolutions (even though they’ll slip within the week) and your gyms are probably packed with all the Oprah watching, bandwagon jumping people who feel guilty about their “Holiday weight.” Well I say we laugh in the face of convention. Let us not celebrate the the New Year with self-abnegation…let us embrace overindulgence instead. Let us celebrate what makes this nation great so great. We are Americans and we must wear that title with pride! Here I present to you an updated version of the most thorough, comprehensive guide on how to get the most for your money. Eat on, my friends…eat on! Oh…and you can thank me later.

This is the definitive guide to becoming a seasoned all-you-can-eat buffeter. If you would like to gain knowledge of each and every aspect that lay between you and getting the most fulfilling meal possible you have come to the right place. You will learn with specific techniques the dos and don’ts that every professional smorgasbord eater must adhere to. Within these tough economic times it is important to make sure our dollar stretches as far as possible. This surely will help the pocket book and keep your belly full. The sections covered are as follows:

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Heesa Phadie

What Should I Drink? Soda Pop Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on January 4, 2010

Soda, pop, Coke…whatever you call it, we all love it and some of us have even been sipping the stuff from the moment we were weaned-off the bottle. There are hundreds of choices out there but how can one decide. This week Top Cultured tackles those though times when you need your thirst quenched by a tasty carbonated beverage. No longer will you stare blankly at the cooler…from now on you can stare blankly at the cashier, drink in had but empty pocket.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
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Freezer Aisle
Produce Aisle

What Should I Drink - Soda

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Perfect Eggs for Mothers’ Day

Posted By: on May 6, 2011

With Mothers’ Day this Sunday, you may be planning to bring breakfast in bed. If you do, here’s an idea to put the message in the eggs.

Chili and Cartoons Are One Man’s Passion

Posted By: on September 10, 2013

What happens when one man takes his love for chili and cartoons to the internet? When it’s his passion, almost anything can happen. In this case, Tyler cooked up an amazing combo of comics and Read On »

Celebrity Cartoon Casting

Posted By: on May 1, 2010

With all the classic cartoon shows that have been made into live action movies recently (Transformers, G.I. Joe, The Flintstones, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Garfield, etc.) we know there will be more to come. We’ve Read On »

Heesa Phadie

Restaurant Review: Cafe Du Monde

Posted By: on January 3, 2010

Cafe Du Monde
Address: 800 Decatur Street, New Orleans, La, 70116
Phone: (504) 587-0841
Website: www.cafedumonde.com
Known For: Coffee & Beignets
What I had: Coffee & Beignets
Price: $4.80
Rating: 7 out of 10 plates

This is an interesting place to me. I enjoy the building and the space but the staff really bring the atmosphere way down. It’s located in the French Quarter right across the street from Jackson Square. It certainly has the old New Orleans charm. I would love to sit here and sip coffee all morning long, seeing that it is a cafe. The odd thing about it is that the staff was so unfriendly and so unhelpful. They act as if it is a privilege for you to even be served by them, that you shouldn’t stay long and you shouldn’t expect anything beyond what they care to.

I was there at 6 AM and there was only a couple other patrons, the rest of the 300 or so chairs were empty. There were, however, a good 5 or 6 waitresses sitting at a table drinking their morning cups of coffee and chatting. I walked in and was told rudely by the counter person to find a seat. I had to search for a menu, which I found on the wall and on the napkin holders.

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Heesa Phadie

Jerry’s Top 20 Food-Related Seinfeld Moments

Posted By: on January 2, 2010

You can see the Top Seinfeld Food Related Episodes and George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments. Here we bring you Jerry’s and next we will look at Kramer’s.

Jerry offers Kramer some pizza.
“The Betrayal” – Season 9 Episode 8

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Heesa Phadie

George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments

Posted By: on December 29, 2009

Last week I brought you the Top 15 Seinfeld Food Related Episodes over at Eating the Road. Seinfeld is chock full of many other hilarious food related moments that aren’t necessarily the entire plot. From Jerry’s love of cereal to their frequent dining at Monk’s food is practically the fifth cast member.

Well now over here at Top Cultured we’ll continue delving-in to all those hilarious moments. We’re going to take a look at some of the all-time best and we’ll start with the top from George (a few from Elaine too). Stay tuned for the best from Jerry and Kramer. Now grab a pastrami on rye, sit back, relax and enjoy.

George eats the eclair from the trash.
“The Gymnast” – Season 6 Episode 6

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Heesa Phadie

What Should I Eat? Produce Aisle Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on December 28, 2009

You may have seen Eating the Road’s previous flowcharts:
Fast Food
Chain Restaurant
Freezer Aisle

Well Eating the Road is now going to be posting as Heesa Phadie over here at Top Cultured. You’ll find the same great content just at this new home. This week we bring you the New Years apropos healthy Produce Aisle Flowchart. We get you to the food leaving you only to decide whether or not that cantaloupe is ripe or those avocados are too squishy. Eat away my friends, eat away. Oh…and be sure to add me on Twitter @HeesaPhadie!

[click the flowchart below to enlarge]

What Should I Eat - Produce Aisle

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Dutch Mechanic


Posted By: on December 24, 2009

I love it when life imitates art, or in this case, cheesy 90’s commercials that actually rule. Who doesn’t love the kool-aid guy?

oh yeaahh

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Evol Jess

Now, That’s A Classy Wedding!

Posted By: on December 22, 2009

There’s classy weddings and then there’s CLASSY weddings. This one is right up there with the classiest of all. In fact, it’s pretty practical considering they were probably having McDonalds cater the wedding with a buffet line of chicken nuggets, french fries, cheeseburgers, and apple pies for dessert. Classy!

Thanks to @Bridepop for sending the pic. More ridiculous crap to waste your time with here.

married at mcdonalds

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Heesa Phadie

What Should I Eat? Candy Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on December 21, 2009

Happy Holidays to everyone out there. I hope you enjoy it with family and friends. What better thing to have during those endless parties and gatherings but a delicious piece of candy. The only problem is standing in the candy aisle with all those options staring right back at you. Ever since you first set eyes on the row after row of delectable treats as a child you’ve had this problem. Well we here at Eating The Road have taken the hard work out of it for you. Follow this handy flowchart to sweet bliss. The only thing you’ll have to decide now is whether or not it’s okay to flirt with your hot cousin that’s coming over for the family Christmas Eve dinner.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Chain Restaurant
Freezer Aisle
Produce Aisle

(click picture to enlarge)What Should I Eat - Candy

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Ryan Deal

Proof That Anything Can Be Deep Fried

Posted By: on December 19, 2009

What’s better than bacon? Deep fried bacon, that’s what! But why would someone deep fry bacon? Why not. Here’s a whole bunch of other foods people deep fried that you’d think wouldn’t ever be deep fried.

Next thing I’m frying is these guys.

1. Deep Fried Poptart

deep fried poptart

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