K. Thor Jensen

What’s Inside The Burj Dubai

Posted By: on March 15, 2010
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So the new tallest skyscraper in the world just opened up in the United Arab Emirates, and while everybody’s talking about how damned tall it is, nobody’s actually saying what’s inside the damn thing. Well, I got ahold of some documents detailing the Burj’s use plan and they’ll shock you like a Shocker. Read more.

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Scotty Trigg

A Couple $100 Reasons To Hate Celebrities

Posted By: on March 10, 2010
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If I had the wherewithal I’d be makin’ it rain like the monsoon season in China all the time so I guess I really shouldn’t be too upset with the below displays of excess but as they say “haters gonn’ hate, playas gon’ play.


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TopCultured Legends

The 20 Worst Parenting Fails

Posted By: on April 2, 2010

Kids: you can really screw them the hell up. In this disturbingly hilarious photo essay, we show you twenty examples of parental neglectitude, from snake cuddling to cocaine show & tell.

Awesome Interactive Super Mario Bros. Mural

Posted By: on September 4, 2010

A group of students at the Columbus College of Art & Design School have painted an awesome Super Mario Bros. themed mural. The mural is 16 feet tall and 38 feet wide. They did a Read On »

Finally…Dungeons & Dragons Soda!

Posted By: on May 18, 2010

The genius beverage brewers at Jones Soda have done it again. They’ve just released possibly the coolest themed sodas to-date (maybe second to Buzz Cola), the new Dungeons & Dragons variety pack. They have 6 Read On »

Scotty Trigg

Rated PG-13 for Non-Stop Ninja Action

Posted By: on March 6, 2010
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No lie…do a search over at the MPAA website for 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up and you will see the actual reason it received a PG-13 rating, that’s right “Non-Stop Ninja Action.” Those boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum are some bad ass mofos…I think they may even be the next iteration of the Chuck Norris meme.

  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears 3 Ninja pajamas.
  • The 3 Ninjas destroyed the periodic table, because the 3 Ninjas only recognize the element of surprise.
  • The 3 Ninjas can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • The 3 Ninjas touch MC Hammer
  • The 3 Ninjas can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • The 3 Ninjas are the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • The 3 Ninjas once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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K. Thor Jensen

Miley Cyrus Screwed & Chopped

Posted By: on March 5, 2010
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Miley Cyrus Screwed & ChoppedApparently the new hotness is to take Miley Cyrus’s “Party In The U.S.A.” and give it a remix for sizzurp drinking. Check out some of the most amazing ones here.






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Oral Adams

Kings Of Internet Videos Back At It

Posted By: on March 4, 2010
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You’ve probably already seen this video (it already has over 1 million views in under 48 hours) by the amazingly awesome band OK Go but I couldn’t help put post it here…it’s just too amazing. It’s for the song “This Too Shall Pass” off of their new album “Of the Blue Colour of the Sky”.

Their video for “Here It Goes Again” is still one of my favorites. I’m glad that they were able to allow people to embed their videos once again. If you haven’t seen this post by Damian from back in January, they had a dispute with their record label about allowing blogs and such using the videos.

It blows my mind that they were able to set this whole sequence up. Obviously they had it rigged to be fail safe but even still…that would take a whole lot of planning, a whole lot of people and a whole lot of patience. This amazing Rube Goldberg Machine was constructed over several months by Syyn Labs and the band in a 2-story warehouse in Echo Park, CA.



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Heesa Phadie

Banana Handling Guide Works for Penises Too

Posted By: on February 22, 2010
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If you’ve ever been confused on the proper care and protection of your “banana”, worry no more. With instructions on how to unload promptly, store carefully, display carefully, handle gently and a full color chart.

Banana

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Heesa Phadie

30 of the Best Cars From Gumball 3000

Posted By: on February 20, 2010
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If you haven’t heard of the Gumball 3000, let me explain, it’s pretty much just pure awesomeness. It’ s a bunch of rich guys (and some gals) with an appetite for speed and fun. The entry fee alone is $150,000. The “race” is an annual event with a different 3000 mile route all over the world each year. This coming race, held May 1-7, starts in London and ends in New York. There are stops in Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Montreal and Toronto (obviously the cars are transported across the Atlantic).

There is no winner per se and there are no prizes. It’s really just  some people who can live out their fantasies and laugh in our faces while they do it. Each night these guys party it up big time too with a massive shindig. There have been numerous celebrities involved throughout the years including Adrien Brody, David Hasselhoff, Daryl Hannah, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Tony Hawk.  What would be your ultimate ride be if you had the money?

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Oral Adams

20 of the Best 90s Hip-Hop Songs You Need To Hear NOW

Posted By: on February 12, 2010
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This hopefully will take you back to a time when rap wasn’t about “bling” and “makin’ it rain.” This was the golden age, in my eyes, of hip-hop. They took time to craft songs and write meaningful lyrics. Enjoy a nostalgic look back at some of the best from the time. I’ve created a playlist over at GrooveShark for your listening pleasure.

Craig Mack – “Flava In Ya Year” (1994)

Keith Murray – “The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World” (1999)

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Oral Adams

20 of the Best 90s Songs You Probably Forgot About

Posted By: on February 7, 2010
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Harking back to the good old days when MTV actually stood for Music Television and is wasn’t the JSDN (Jersey Shore Douchbaggery Network) here are 20 songs that you need to listen to right now. If these don’t bring you back I don’t know what will. I’ve also created a playlist over at Groove Shark for your listening pleasure.

Ahmad – “Back In The Day” (1994)

Skee-Lo – “I Wish” (1995)

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Evol Jess

It’s Like Frisbee Golf but with Hammers

Posted By: on January 29, 2010
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I know what I’m doing this weekend… Going to find some abandoned cars, and playing Hammer Golf… See ya on the green (or, well, blacktop?)



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