I absolutely love Johnny Rockets and have always wanted a playlist of there jukebox music. I searched and couldn’t find a good list so I sat down at the counter with a pad of paper and pen and wrote down everything they had in there. Here is a list for your listening pleasure.

Ain’t That A Shame – Fats Domino
Ain’t Too Proud to Beg – The Temptations
Ally Oop – Hollywood Argyles
At The Hop – Danny & The Juniors
Baby I Need Your Loving – The Four Tops
Baby Love – Diana Ross & The Supremes
Barbara Ann – The Beach Boys
Big Girls Don’t Cry – Frankie Valli
Book Of Love – The Monotones
Chantilly Lace – The Big Bopper
Chapel Of Love – The Dixie Cups
Cheeseburger In Paradise – Jimmy Buffett
Come Go With Me – The Del-Vikings
Cupid – Sam Cooke
Do Wah Diddy Diddy – Manfred Mann
Duke Of Earl – Gene Chandler
Everyday – Buddy Holly
Expressway To Your Heart – The Soul Survivors
Fun, Fun, Fun – The Beach Boys
Get Down Tonight – K C & The Sunshine Band
Go Go Go (Johnny B. Goode) – Chuck Berry
Happy Together – The Turtles
Hello Mary Lou – Ricky Nelson
He’s a Rebel – The Crystals
Hey Baby – Bruce Channel
Higher and Higher (Your Love Lifts Me Up) – Jackie Wilson
Hit The Road Jack – Ray Charles
I Can’t Get Next to You – The Temptations
I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch) – The Four Tops
I Heard It Through the Grapevine – Gladys Knight & The Pips
Jimmy Mack – Martha Reeves & The Vandellas
Joy To The World – Three Dog Night
La Bamba – Ritchie Valens
Leader Of The Pack – The Shangri-Las
Little Duece Coupe – The Beach Boys
Lollipop – The Chordettes
Louie Louie – The Kinks
Margaritaville – Jimmy Buffett
No Particular Place To – Chuck Berry
Oh What a Night – The Dells
One Fine Day – The Chiffons
Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag – James Brown
Rave On – Buddy Holly
Roll Over Beethoven – Chuck Berry
Saturday Night Fever – Bee Gees
Sh-Boom (Life Could Be A Dream) – The Chords
Some Kind of Wonderful – Grand Funk Railroad
Splish Splash – Bobby Darin
Take Good Care Of My Baby – Bobby Vee
Tell Him – The Exciters
Tequila – The Champs
The Loco-Motion – Little Eva
The Wanderer – Dion
Then He Kissed Me – The Crystals
Up on the Roof – The Drifters
Walk Like A Man – Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
Walk, Don’t Run – The Ventures
Wild Thing – The Troggs
Will You Love Me Tomorrow – The Shirelles
Working My Way Back To You – Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling – The Righteous Brothers

Let’s face it, any asshole with a MacBook, a mic, and an opinion can have a podcast At least I hope so, considering I’d like to have one. Seeing as how terrestrial radio is dying faster than Tom Hanks in Philadelphia, there is an influx of content to sift through out there on the interweb.  For you comedy radiophiles out there, it wont get any better than these 5. I assure you.

1. The Mike O’Meara Show

First off, Mike O’Meara is a radio LEGEND, as far as I’m concerned.  I’m from Ontario, Canada, and Mr. O’Meara has been a radio GOD to me for about 10 years now.After losing his job at CBS (It’s a brutal layoff), Mike took his co-horts Robb Spewak and Buzz Burbank along with him into the world of Internet Radio. Add a little latin flavor with Oscar Santana, and you have a solid hour of 4 dudes just shooting the shit.

2. The Adam Carolla Show

Get it on, got to get it on, no choice but to get it on – ManDate get it onnnnnnnn.  From the Man Show, to Love Line with Dr. Drew, to the underrated film “The Hammer”, Adam Carolla and his rants have made him one of the most powerful people in podcasting (is that an oxymoron?).  An hour and a half show daily, filled with news from Teresa Strasser (Who, by the way, would STILL be super hot, even if she wasnt ACTUALLY hot, which she is…) and the folicly impaired Bald Bryan on the drops.  And he swears like a motherfucker, which is always funny.

3. The Joe Rogan Experience

Watch your step! Joe Rogan just dropped some knowledge.  If there is still anyone out there that thinks Joe Rogan is “that Fear Factor dude” or “that UFC dude”, NEWSFLASH! He’s an established and talented stand-up comedian, and hosts the ultimate stoner podcast.  From thought provoking, to hilarious, to a Joey Diaz impression that is spot-on to giving a peek behind the curtain of the stand-up comedy world, The Joe Rogan Experience is as satisfying as its first sponsor, The Fleshlight. Uh…. Not that I would know…

4. Bill Burr’s The Monday Morning Podcast

You ever wake up on a Monday just flat out angry? So has Bill Burr.

A former writer on Chappelle’s Show, Bill Burr has been one of my favorite stand up comedians for a few years now. If you’re into angry dudes from Boston trying to keep their voice from flying into a rage, this podcast is for you. It’s just plain funny, and something to get me through a goddamn Monday.

5. The Big O and Dukes Podcast

Chad Dukes, Oscar Santana (also of The Mike O’Meara Show), and producer Drab T-Shirt have been working together for years, all over the U.S. In all honesty, I got into them via Oscar’s participation in The Mike O’Meara Show.  It’s 3 real, hilarious dudes just airing it out on the air. No topic is safe, including Oscar’s (and I qoute) “C” Girlfriend. You can guess what the “C” stands for. Video games, chicks, a little sports, pop culture, all the pre-requisite nerd bait. I’m all in.

If you haven’t heard Cee-Lo Green’s new song F@!* You! then you must be living in a cave. What am I saying…most of us probably live in the cave that is our Mother’s basement. None-the-less, it’s a great song. Not only is it a great song on its own, it has the ability to take a few great moments in cinematic history to even greater heights. Watch below as your favorite scenes in Shawshank Redemption and Dirty Dancing are taken to new heights with this musical masterpiece.

Ever wonder what “The Empire Strikes Back” would be like if it were thought up 80 years before its time? Well good for you, an artist by the name of LesSingesHurlants has produced just that. Complete with pantomime, muted gestures, title cards, and more, this sweet vid is incredibly well done.

I would actually love to see the entire Star Wars Saga in this style. It’s almost soothing in its presentation. How cool would it be if some studio did actually release a new movie like this. I think it might stand a chance and doing okay…if not only for its novelty factor.

Although the world’s best-selling single cannot be listed officially, since there is no international body to count global record sales, this is a list of the highest presumed volume in sales of singles. Sales information on records released prior to the start of UK and US singles charts in the 1950s are best estimations.

10.) Patrick Hernandez – Born to Be Alive

Sold: 10 Million
Year Released: 1979

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9.) ABBA – Fernando

Sold: 10 Million
Year Released: 1976

8.) Baccara – Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

Sold: 18 Million
Year Released: 1977

7.) The Ink Spots – If I Didn’t Care

Sold: 19 Million
Year Released: 1936

6.) Zager and Evans – In the Year 2525

Sold: 20 Million
Year Released: 1969

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This is just craziness and shows how we should not be keeping animals in captivity. Similar to the incident several months back where the orca at Seaworld killed it’s trainer. A dolphin named Kuru has tried to emulate Willy and jump from his tank.

During a recent show at the Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium, Kuru did a dive straight from the pool to the ground. There is video of it and several photos. The staff of the Aquarium had to use a crane to to lift the dolphin back into the tank.

The manager of the dolphin section, Hideshi Teruya reported that the animal suffered only minor scratches and bruises and was quickly back to normal behavior with a healthy appetite. Mr Teruya denied the captivity was cruel and said the tank was not overcrowded and followed aquarium guidelines.

Ric O’Barry, who now makes a career out of freeing dolphins, said “The video highlights the cruelty the animals suffer while in captivity. The habitat of that false killer whale is so unnatural it leapt out in desperation.
It wanted to end it. Why does a person jump out of a building? It proves that captivity doesn’t work. They are free-ranging creatures with a very large brain. They’re self-aware and putting them in a small tank in a stadium setting is abusive.”

Sometime in the ‘80s, the public opinion of drugs split into two distinct camps, one deciding that drugs were okay, and the other deciding it had transcended the human form and was ready to live with the star people in magic space huts. The latter group is responsible for most of these ads. Read more.

Imagine. You’re crossing the street one day and then… bam! Bruce Willis slams his car into Ving Rhames. Or you’re at a table of guys in suits and one dude starts giving you surnames of colors. Or maybe if you’re really lucky, you witness one chick in a yellow motorcycle suit take out a ton of guys with swords. You’re in a Tarantino film and your chances of surviving aren’t too great. Unless, however, you follow some simple rules. Read more here.

I liked the bro in the first American Pie but ever since then it’s been downhill…I mean come on…Rollerball, Just Friends, The Long Weekend. He hasn’t done much of anything noteworthy since being the affable virgin Oz. This audition of his for “Mamma Mia” is almost painful to watch…but if you can get through it, it’s pretty funny. I wonder why he didn’t get the part?