No idea where this came from or who did it (so if you know, please post it in the comments), but this is one of the best comic strips I’ve seen in a while, only complaint is that there’s not more of it… Lesbians that is!
This Is How Ninjas Exit Buildings
Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 22nd, 2009
Hey everyone, it’s me: He-Man. Y’know, Master of the F*cking Universe? [Holy Taco]
Just when you Think Japanese Game Shows Can’t Get Any Better [Gorilla Mask]
Doom, Cigarettes, and Girls in Gaming [Stay Here]
I’m Pretty Much All For Anything with Holly Madison in It [Don Chavez]
49 of The Most Influential Men of 2009 [Ask Men]
Someone Finally Made an Erotic Farm Girls Calendar [Uncoached]
The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos [COED Magazine]
Adventures in Chest Hair Creativity [Yep Yep]
Drunk Women at Detroit Lions Game Entertain the Fans [Guyism]
20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names [Manofest]
LESBIANS!! [Stay Here]
Top 100 Women on the Web [Asylum]
This is What Happens When Alex Rodriguez Gets A Hold of Your Pets [Banned In Hollywood]
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Balloon Boy Gets The Fresh Prince Treatment
Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on October 16th, 2009Whoever thought some fame-hungry family (that isn’t Octomom or that god awful Kate plus eight) would ever grab attention again after being on Wife Swap? Who watches Wife Swap anyway? Regardless, today’s ’stunt’ as some are calling it, did just that when a kid (with the most badass name ever, Falcon? Are you kidding me?) hid in a box. Serious, your 15 minutes of fame consists of you hiding in a box and wasting people’s time. Anyway, it seems the story got the Fresh Prince treatment, and here it is:
7 Chick Flicks Turned Badass
Posted by: Dr. Intoxicated on October 12th, 2009After recently viewing Nick and Norah’s Infinitely terrible movie I thought “Wow, I would just love for a killer monster to just slaughter everyone in this movie”. Years ago I used to do a bit in which I would combine the plots of two movies to make a new movie with examples such as “American History X-mas” and “Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo”. So I thought “what could make all these terrible chick flicks interesting?”. Well I decided it was time to give a few of these chick flicks a badass movie makeover.
1. Volverine
When Raimunda (Penelope Cruz) returns to her childhood village to clean the gravestones of her dead parents she discovers that the fire they died in wasn’t an accident. During her quest to find the killers Raimunda learns from her Aunt that she’s actually a government experiment with adamantium claws. When Raimunda finds her husband attempting to molest her daughter the claws come out and rip him and her daughter to shreds. Code naming herself “Wolverine” which she pronounces as “Volverine” because of her hot accent she begins her bloody quest for vengeance.
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Digg Removes User Icons From Submissions
Posted by: kurt black on October 8th, 2009Digg has a history of changes, some would call improvements (see Recommendation Engine, Related Submissions, Removing Hot in sub categories, etc.). Recently, there have been a lot of changes at Digg. Removing shouts, the diggbar wobble, Kevin Rose confirming a new digg iPhone app, a new structure for Digg ads, and most recently (as of somewhere around 1:20pm EST today) Digg removed user icons from submissions on the Front Page and upcoming pages, which seem contradictory to what Rose spoke about at the Future of Web Apps conference: the 10 ways to take your site from one to one million users… and what’s the #1 way was that he suggested… Exactly what Digg just removed.
“1. Ego. Ask does this feature increase the users self-worth or stroke the ego? What emotional and visible awards will a user receive for contributing to your site? Are they gaining reputation, badges, show case what they’ve done in the community?”
Here’s what the Digg FP looks like now… with no word yet from Digg as to whether or not this is a permanent change or simple a mistake. I would think its deliberate and permanent. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments below.
Fox Sports’ Hidden Message
Posted by: Evol Jess on October 8th, 2009Lately, we’ve discovered some pretty funny Subliminal Messages. This one comes our way from FOX Sports. Wait for it…
Front Row Seats Aren’t Always A Good Thing
Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on September 23rd, 2009So you win front row tickets to a Montreal Canadiens game. Sounds great right? Not for this lady. Turns out someone pulled the switcharoo and gave her the nose bleed section instead. Mraa!!!
And here’s the video of the incident in all its beautiful glory:
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When Alex Albrecht Shaves, It Looks A Lot Like Alex Albrecht
Posted by: Ryan Deal on August 15th, 2009Co-host of both the Totally Rad Show and Diggnation, Alex Albrecht’s facial hair seems to have its own weird magnetic field or something, that seems to make his beard trimmings align in a pattern that resembles, well, Alex Albrecht. Kinda creepy.
JetBlue Introduces All-You-Can-Jet Pass (aka I’m going on a Roadtrip!!)
Posted by: Ryan Deal on August 12th, 2009It seems the all-you-can-eat buffet specials we’ve grown to love have rubbed off on JetBlue, who, for a limited time are offering an All-You-Can-Jet Pass. Between September 8th and October 8th, you’ll be able to board as many flights as you can handle. At $599, it’s not a bad deal for those who travel a lot: business meetings, vacations, exploration, or in my case, boredom.
I’m getting one, and I’m planning on a month-long trek around the country (heck, I plan on getting my money’s worth). So, if you’ve got a free couch and a day off work, lets party.
You can check out the official rules here, and if you’re curious where you can and can’t go, check out where JetBlue flys. There are about 50 cities to choose from, including International destinations like Cancun, Jamaica, Saint Lucia, Dominican Republic, and many others. For domestic flights, all taxes and fees are included in the $599 (wo0t!), unfortunately, though not surprisingly, taxes and fees are extra for International flights.
From their site:
“Use your All-You-Can-Jet Pass for business, for pleasure, to visit your favorite cities or to meet with a client. You might as well just do it all! With more than 50 cities to choose from, and for just $599, it’s a deal you can’t pass up.”
Megan Fox is a Work of Art… Literally!
Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on June 27th, 2009They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. In this case, it’s worth about a billion… so I’ll stop talking. Enjoy!
This picture was part of Cracked.com’s “If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay” Contest.
