Michael Jackson is inarguably a legend who had outrageous and bizarre aspects to his life. However, there is more things about him than you could ever think possible, and if you have the curiosity, keep reading. You wouldn’t want other Jackson fans to have more knowledge than you, would you?

Though most people’s favorite superhero was someone like Superman or Spiderman, Michael Jackson’s was Morph from the X-Men. Morph is the friend of the more popular Wolverine. He’s a the mutant with the power to “morph” his appearance and can appear like any object or individual of his choosing.

Also, with so many newer Disney movie characters to be fans of, Jackson’s favorite was always Pinocchio. Some may speculate that his love for this character who’s dream was becoming a real boy, might be due to the childhood he lost while being an international sensation.

He often talked about reclaiming his childhood in adulthood, which can be seen in his amusement park style house called Neverland. Neverland of course being the land of Peter Pan where little boys never had to grow up.

Jackson was known for popularizing the robot, the moonwalk dance steps, and some Hollywood step and repeat breakdance moves. You may even remember him as the scarecrow in the move “The Wiz” (an adaptation of the Wizard of Oz with Diana Ross), but do you know what he did for his first public performance? He was 5 years old and he performed “Climb Every Mountain” from the Sound of Music. This was even before his Jackson Five days.

Michael Jackson is a known animal lover, and of course, some of his animals are more famous than others. Many people know about his pet chimp named Bubbles, who was his constant companion during the latter part of the 80′s. They actually shared a two bedroom suite through his world tour. Some of his less famous pets are pair of llamas whom he named Lola and Louis, and he a ram named Mr. Tibbs.

Jackson’s life has been full of ups and downs, both successes and pitfalls, wins and loses. He was charged and acquitted of child molestation, and yet still had fans all over the world who hailed him as the “King of Pop”. Despite all of the sensationalism, he was a pioneer in the music and entertainment industry, and that is a fact that even his detractors cannot ignore.

All three are so amazingly hipster that putting them in the same post might actually stop time altogether. We’re willing to take the risk for the sake of science. Which one is more hipster?

In Case of Hipsters in the Area…

Don’t panic. Don’t pack up and leave. Don’t stay cooped up in your home, emerging only when you think it’s safe. If hipsters are in the area, it will never be safe. 24 hours a day, they roam the streets as if with a hive mind that puts them into unconscious shifts. There’s only one thing to do. You must trap them. Here’s how.

***Important Note: Cigarettes must be American Spirit brand, the yellow pack. No other cigarette will work.

How to Survive NYC as a Hipster

There are a few places that are considered “hipster friendly” but the Big Apple is not one of them. Still, hipsters are able to survive and even flourish there every day by following a certain set of rules that were specifically made for the city that never sleeps.

You can check out as much Gina Carano as you want with the release of her new DVD, Haywire, due in stores and online May 1, 2012. Check out the badassery that is Haywire:

Buy it from Amazon or at your favorite store and drool over the best beat-down you’ll see this year.

There are few movie icons that can match James Bond. He has the women. He has the weapons. He has the villains. His martini is shaken.

He also has had the pleasure of driving some of the most amazing vehicles in history. Here’s a long, exhaustive breakdown of his cars.

From: New Orleans Honda Via: Automotive SEO

How big of a deal is this? Big enough of a deal that Jay-Z is doing an Amex Sync Concert where all cardholders can send tweets to help him arrange his set list while he’s on stage.

As you’ll see in the scene below the family portrait, the years haven’t been kind to him or his mum.

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