So, you need to pass a history report and the only way to do this is to go back in time and kidnap a bunch of famous people, or you need to get the hell out of Dodge because you just watched a bunch of Libyans shoot up the crazy old man who is your only friend. Or maybe you just want to go back in time to amaze and seduce peasant girls with your iPhone. We’ve all been there. The only problem is coming up with a way to make it happen. Well, luckily for you, we here at Heavy have compiled a handy list of time travel methods, each with their various benefits and drawbacks, for you to peruse. Read more.
Way to make me feel pretty pathetic about my life – Canadian Rory MacDonald is a professional MMA fighter with a 9-0 record who just got signed by the UFC and is making his debut next Monday at Ultimate Fight Night. And he ain’t even twenty-one years old. Read an interview with him here.
So the new tallest skyscraper in the world just opened up in the United Arab Emirates, and while everybody’s talking about how damned tall it is, nobody’s actually saying what’s inside the damn thing. Well, I got ahold of some documents detailing the Burj’s use plan and they’ll shock you like a Shocker. Read more.
If I had the wherewithal I’d be makin’ it rain like the monsoon season in China all the time so I guess I really shouldn’t be too upset with the below displays of excess but as they say “haters gonn’ hate, playas gon’ play.”
No lie…do a search over at the MPAA website for 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up and you will see the actual reason it received a PG-13 rating, that’s right “Non-Stop Ninja Action.” Those boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum are some bad ass mofos…I think they may even be the next iteration of the Chuck Norris meme.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears 3 Ninja pajamas.
The 3 Ninjas destroyed the periodic table, because the 3 Ninjas only recognize the element of surprise.
The 3 Ninjas can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
The 3 Ninjas touch MC Hammer
The 3 Ninjas can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
The 3 Ninjas are the reason Waldo is hiding.
The 3 Ninjas once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Apparently the new hotness is to take Miley Cyrus’s “Party In The U.S.A.” and give it a remix for sizzurp drinking. Check out some of the most amazing ones here.
You’ve probably already seen this video (it already has over 1 million views in under 48 hours) by the amazingly awesome band OK Go but I couldn’t help put post it here…it’s just too amazing. It’s for the song “This Too Shall Pass” off of their new album “Of the Blue Colour of the Sky”.
Their video for “Here It Goes Again” is still one of my favorites. I’m glad that they were able to allow people to embed their videos once again. If you haven’t seen this post by Damian from back in January, they had a dispute with their record label about allowing blogs and such using the videos.
It blows my mind that they were able to set this whole sequence up. Obviously they had it rigged to be fail safe but even still…that would take a whole lot of planning, a whole lot of people and a whole lot of patience. This amazing Rube Goldberg Machine was constructed over several months by Syyn Labs and the band in a 2-story warehouse in Echo Park, CA.
If you’ve ever been confused on the proper care and protection of your “banana”, worry no more. With instructions on how to unload promptly, store carefully, display carefully, handle gently and a full color chart.
If you haven’t heard of the Gumball 3000, let me explain, it’s pretty much just pure awesomeness. It’ s a bunch of rich guys (and some gals) with an appetite for speed and fun. The entry fee alone is $150,000. The “race” is an annual event with a different 3000 mile route all over the world each year. This coming race, held May 1-7, starts in London and ends in New York. There are stops in Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Montreal and Toronto (obviously the cars are transported across the Atlantic).
There is no winner per se and there are no prizes. It’s really just some people who can live out their fantasies and laugh in our faces while they do it. Each night these guys party it up big time too with a massive shindig. There have been numerous celebrities involved throughout the years including Adrien Brody, David Hasselhoff, Daryl Hannah, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Tony Hawk. What would be your ultimate ride be if you had the money?
This hopefully will take you back to a time when rap wasn’t about “bling” and “makin’ it rain.” This was the golden age, in my eyes, of hip-hop. They took time to craft songs and write meaningful lyrics. Enjoy a nostalgic look back at some of the best from the time. I’ve created a playlist over at GrooveShark for your listening pleasure.
Craig Mack – “Flava In Ya Year” (1994)
Keith Murray – “The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World” (1999)
