Scotty Trigg

A Couple $100 Reasons To Hate Celebrities

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on March 10th, 2010

If I had the wherewithal I’d be makin’ it rain like the monsoon season in China all the time so I guess I really shouldn’t be too upset with the below displays of excess but as they say “haters gonn’ hate, playas gon’ play.


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Scotty Trigg

Rated PG-13 for Non-Stop Ninja Action

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on March 6th, 2010


No lie…do a search over at the MPAA website for 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up and you will see the actual reason it received a PG-13 rating, that’s right “Non-Stop Ninja Action.” Those boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum are some bad ass mofos…I think they may even be the next iteration of the Chuck Norris meme.

  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears 3 Ninja pajamas.
  • The 3 Ninjas destroyed the periodic table, because the 3 Ninjas only recognize the element of surprise.
  • The 3 Ninjas can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • The 3 Ninjas touch MC Hammer
  • The 3 Ninjas can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • The 3 Ninjas are the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • The 3 Ninjas once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

K. Thor Jensen

Miley Cyrus Screwed & Chopped

Posted by: K. Thor Jensen on March 5th, 2010

Miley Cyrus Screwed & ChoppedApparently the new hotness is to take Miley Cyrus’s “Party In The U.S.A.” and give it a remix for sizzurp drinking. Check out some of the most amazing ones here.






Oral Adams

Kings Of Internet Videos Back At It

Posted by: Oral Adams on March 4th, 2010

You’ve probably already seen this video (it already has over 1 million views in under 48 hours) by the amazingly awesome band OK Go but I couldn’t help put post it here…it’s just too amazing. It’s for the song “This Too Shall Pass” off of their new album “Of the Blue Colour of the Sky”.

Their video for “Here It Goes Again” is still one of my favorites. I’m glad that they were able to allow people to embed their videos once again. If you haven’t seen this post by Damian from back in January, they had a dispute with their record label about allowing blogs and such using the videos.

It blows my mind that they were able to set this whole sequence up. Obviously they had it rigged to be fail safe but even still…that would take a whole lot of planning, a whole lot of people and a whole lot of patience. This amazing Rube Goldberg Machine was constructed over several months by Syyn Labs and the band in a 2-story warehouse in Echo Park, CA.



Heesa Phadie

Banana Handling Guide Works for Penises Too

Posted by: Heesa Phadie on February 22nd, 2010

If you’ve ever been confused on the proper care and protection of your “banana”, worry no more. With instructions on how to unload promptly, store carefully, display carefully, handle gently and a full color chart.

Banana

Heesa Phadie

30 of the Best Cars From Gumball 3000

Posted by: Heesa Phadie on February 20th, 2010

If you haven’t heard of the Gumball 3000, let me explain, it’s pretty much just pure awesomeness. It’ s a bunch of rich guys (and some gals) with an appetite for speed and fun. The entry fee alone is $150,000. The “race” is an annual event with a different 3000 mile route all over the world each year. This coming race, held May 1-7, starts in London and ends in New York. There are stops in Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Montreal and Toronto (obviously the cars are transported across the Atlantic).

There is no winner per se and there are no prizes. It’s really just  some people who can live out their fantasies and laugh in our faces while they do it. Each night these guys party it up big time too with a massive shindig. There have been numerous celebrities involved throughout the years including Adrien Brody, David Hasselhoff, Daryl Hannah, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Tony Hawk.  What would be your ultimate ride be if you had the money?

Oral Adams

20 of the Best 90s Hip-Hop Songs You Need To Hear NOW

Posted by: Oral Adams on February 12th, 2010

This hopefully will take you back to a time when rap wasn’t about “bling” and “makin’ it rain.” This was the golden age, in my eyes, of hip-hop. They took time to craft songs and write meaningful lyrics. Enjoy a nostalgic look back at some of the best from the time. I’ve created a playlist over at GrooveShark for your listening pleasure.

Craig Mack – “Flava In Ya Year” (1994)

Keith Murray – “The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World” (1999)

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Oral Adams

20 of the Best 90s Songs You Probably Forgot About

Posted by: Oral Adams on February 7th, 2010

Harking back to the good old days when MTV actually stood for Music Television and is wasn’t the JSDN (Jersey Shore Douchbaggery Network) here are 20 songs that you need to listen to right now. If these don’t bring you back I don’t know what will. I’ve also created a playlist over at Groove Shark for your listening pleasure.

Ahmad – “Back In The Day” (1994)

Skee-Lo – “I Wish” (1995)

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Evol Jess

It’s Like Frisbee Golf but with Hammers

Posted by: Evol Jess on January 29th, 2010

I know what I’m doing this weekend… Going to find some abandoned cars, and playing Hammer Golf… See ya on the green (or, well, blacktop?)



Heesa Phadie

BBQ Pitmasters Episode 5 American Royal Open

Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 29th, 2010

Take a moment to read through the previous episodes, especially the first one if you haven’t already. It will give you a better understanding of the “characters” involved with the show and with the rules and procedures for the BBQ competition circuit.

BBQ Pitmasters Episode 1 Smokin’ in Mesquite Nevada Open BBQ Championships
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 2 Murphysboro Barbecue Cook-off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 3 Decatur Riverfest Cook Off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 4 American Royal Invitational

This episode was the American Royal Open held in Kansas City, Missouri. Held right on the back of the Invitational which took place Friday & Saturday October 2-3, 2009. The Open took place on Sunday and as it’s name implies is not exclusive with is competitors as you can see with the nearly 500 who have entered.

This is one of the largest BBQ competitions in the nation…so any finish remotely near the top is darn good. One of things about the American Royal Open is that there is a group of competitors that tend to do it more as a party rather than a contest. More power to them but the real serious guys don’t appreciate that much. Harry Soo had an issue with this as the team stationed right next to him held a party with 300 guests that went into the wee hours of the night affecting his sleep.

Another interesting thing about this competition is that they require a 1:1 competitor to judge ratio. That means that there are a lot of judges that have been certified just for this contest…which also means that they’re brand new and don’t have experience. Myron discusses this a bit and brings up the point that their tastes are different and mentions that if he had chicken legs he would serve those over his thighs.

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