Valentine’s Day is a time to remember your loved ones and acknowledge them through the giving of gifts, flowers, chocolates, and cards. Or, in this case, remind them of certain consequences…

Valentine’s Day is a time to remember your loved ones and acknowledge them through the giving of gifts, flowers, chocolates, and cards. Or, in this case, remind them of certain consequences…

That is bloody awesome! =D
Thanks for that. I find that truly funny. And also have a few friends that hate valentine's day with a passion and will love this.