Evol Jess

The Last Button You’ll Ever Push

Posted by: Evol Jess on March 9th, 2010

I love pushing buttons, knobs, switches, and anything else you can think of. But this is definitely one button I’d stay away from…


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  1. Wee Woods says:

    Yeah I think I would stay away from that one.

  2. OMG says:

    www wow

  3. kn33ch41 says:

    I don’t know about that; there’s a button just like it at my work. For seven years I’ve looked at this button as I closed up shop and have always wanted to press it. The damn thing is behind a latch that must be pressed to actually open the plastic protector.

    I want to press it. Badly.

  4. dave says:

    Armageddon spelt right looks like it’s spelled wrongly

  5. Bruno says:

    Little by little, the truth about Apple is being revealed. Love it.

  6. I respectfully disagree!

  7. Tom Dillon says:

    Oh sheet! I thought it played “Basking in the White of the Midnight Sun” from the album Armageddon.

  8. finn says:

    IT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON! MAYBE its good. MAYBE its bad. Nobody knows but your going to guard it. You wont TOUCH it WILL YOU?!

  9. gmk says:

    Love the fact that armageddon is only being held at bay by a broken plastic cover held together by sticky tape. So we must have come close at least once in the past…. probably by someone scrabbling around in the dark looking for the light switch cunningly positioned right next to it. :)

  10. BOb says:

    Must………….not………….press………………

  11. kennyw says:

    WWDD “What would Desmond do?”

  12. karl Gustaf says:

    yeah we wouldnt want total armageddon now would we?

  13. gazedo says:

    If ever i was going to only push one button. it would be this one.

    or at least the first button in a string of serial button pushings.

  14. Gunni says:

    Years ago a friend of mine worked as a contract programmer at a steel mill. He got a tech call on a weekend and I went with him. In the server room was just such a big red shiny button. I asked his what it did.

    “Push that, and five MILES of steel mill comes to a grinding halt”.

    He could see that gear were turning in my head.

    “It costs almost a million dollars to get it started again!”

    I backed away from the button.