You know good and well that you’ve gone through the stages. What is Twitter really good for anyways? Making you the “Mayor” of your local gastropub? Harder than figuring out why you waste so much time involved with it is trying to explain it’s usefulness and functiaionaluty to your parents. I’m sure they’ve asked you a million times, “What’s all that Twitter/Facebook stuff about?” And I’m sure they’ve asked you to set up an account for them so that they can flirt with their crush in high school from way back in ’68. Well they’ll probably go through these steps too.