Dutch Mechanic

The Best Omegle Ownage Ever

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on November 19th, 2009

There’s not much that’s more embarrassing than someone walking in on you having sex. But at least you’re getting some. What’s more embarrassing is trying to get some 90’s cyber sex action and being owned by the person you thought was gonna give it up… virtually…

For ultimate cyber fun, check out these guys (SFW).

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  1. John Davis says:

    Wow, thats truly incredible dude!

    [spam link removed]

  2. LMAO says:

    hahahahahah

  3. TRON says:

    cool story, bro

  4. Daniel J. Bell says:

    haha that was my sister. I’ve got an inbox filled with these from her convos.

  5. T2C LOL says:

    you got Rick Rolled….if you donr know what it means google or you tube it…. it has became a internet phenomenon!!

  6. Josh Dale says:

    that’s so funny…one word…EPIC!!!

  7. Alexis says:

    hahahaha!

  8. Robert says:

    Wait a minute–did this conversation REALLY happen? I’m a bit skeptical.

  9. Brandon says:

    Wow…

  10. That was a good read

  11. VAZ says:

    Rickrolled biatch!

  12. Rickson Gracie says:

    So Lame

  13. Lafayette says:

    wahaha!

  14. SadistiX says:

    LOL the loser got owned haha

  15. Tiara says:

    Hahahahahah That is HILARIOUS. It totally got me.

  16. TorienCC says:

    Actually, I was expecting the Chris Hansen text.

    “Hello there. Have a seat.” :D

  17. Dan says:

    Omegle… for your instant disappointing cyber sex needs.

  18. Jay says:

    I chuckled. Its not bloodninja quality but it has its own modern taste to it.

  19. hhhhh says:

    gay gay gay this is soo dumb fucking rtards

  20. BeyondRandom says:

    lmao What a happy ending!

  21. Stuart Hannig says:

    I’m ashamed to say that I’ve done that on Omegle. People on omegle use it cuz they’re horny.

    Some good vivd descriptiors out there for horny ppl looking to masturbate to text erotica

  22. edge6241 says:

    The image isn’t loading. :(

  23. tate says:

    Can someone post the second half of the pictures? it doesnt load for me

  24. Harto says:

    HA HA HA its funny

  25. Bevan Bird says:

    LOL Cyber-RockRolled. That shit is FUNNY! : )

  26. Jameeeeees says:

    Hahahahahaaha, that is just amazing!!!!

  27. DOB says:

    never saw that comming- YES

  28. georganne says:

    RICK ROLLED! epic.

  29. jonny boy says:

    second half wont load :(:(:(

  30. wtf says:

    Why the hell would you post screenshots of text chat? Just copy the text FFS.

  31. mrcommenter says:

    OMG! ! ! . . I thought he was going to start laughing in his face. Nice job holding it in.

  32. boom music says:

    I put my robe and wizard hat on Best cyber ever.

  33. daveee says:

    can someone tell me what it says in the second half? wont load…

  34. natalie says:

    freaking amazing.

  35. Flix says:

    Stranger: STAR!
    You: universe!
    Stranger: OPEN FIRE!
    You: hahhhh
    Stranger: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT!
    You: prararaprpaprap
    You: ok
    Stranger: FRAG OUT!
    You: cover me
    You: booooommbb
    You: you almos hit me :/
    Stranger: FRIENDLY FIRE!
    You: smoke granade!!
    Stranger: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJ
    You: killstrike!! prpaprpaprpmamapm
    Stranger: SHIT THESE GUYS ARE A STEP UP, THEY GOT THERMAL
    You: helicopter
    You: shit
    You: granade launcher for they!!
    You: pump!!
    Stranger: RAMIREZ GRAB A STINGER!
    You: use the rifle
    You: got it!
    Stranger: THEY”RE IN THE BARN
    Stranger: TAKE DOWN THE CHOPPER!
    You: 3
    You: 2
    You: 1
    You: BOOOOOOOOOOMMMSSS
    You: 4 death
    Stranger: NOOO RAMIREZ DON’T DIE ON ME, a well he was a nigger anyway
    You: hahhahaha
    You: this chat need to be publish XD in funny chats
    Stranger: Yes, yes it does
    Stranger: see you later mij /b/rother
    You: ok take care !! call of duty fan

  36. SHIZMAT says:

    Fantastic.

  37. unfunny says:

    this has already been A BLAZING MILLION TIMES

  38. sally says:

    could someone telll me what the second half says? it wont load. :(

  39. american_pie says:

    can some one write the second half into a comment so we can read it?
    the second screenshot doesnt load and looking at the comments doesnt load for a fair few others either…

  40. Betty says:

    OWNED!!! hahahaha

  41. joe says:

    ha ha so funny i wish i could have a convo like that

  42. Billy Shears says:

    See this conversation. Some person convinced they were Demi Lovato-

    You: Hey
    Stranger: Hi :)
    Stranger: Are you a Demi Lovato fan?
    You: No.
    Stranger: Oh darn..
    You: Are you 7 years old?
    Stranger: No?
    Stranger: Last time I checked I was 17 thankss .
    You: 17? Demi Lovato… Dude
    You: I get it shes hot
    You: But being a fan of her music?
    Stranger: Maybe because I am Demi Lovato? Just looking to talk to some of my fans :)
    You: Youre not Demi Lovato.
    Stranger: Yes I am, why must everyone think I’m a poser? I’m the real deal..
    You: Proove it.
    You: *prove
    Stranger: Ask me something.
    You: Urm What bra size are you? (I’m not being purvy I just bet that shits not on the net)
    Stranger: c35
    You: C 35? Shes at least a D
    Stranger: Nah, I should know I am Demi.
    You: Sure.
    You: Whats your facebook?
    Stranger: Alright, don’t belive me. and I don’t have a real one.. all of them are just posers.
    You: all of who are posers?
    Stranger: All of the people who make a facebook with my name.
    You: You, someone pretending to be Demi Lovato
    Stranger: And put pictures of me from google and such.
    Stranger: Honestly, why would I lie about something like that?
    You: On the low chance that you are Demi Lovato, I could call you a poser. Demi appear in films such as Camp “Rock” Demi Lovato is not Rock
    You: She is shitty pop.
    You: I doubt she can write or play any music
    Stranger: Okay, you have your opinions on me
    You: Just some posh chick with a reasonably good voice.
    Stranger: Again, you have your opinions on me.. just like everyone else.
    You: Proove to me that you are Demi Lovato.
    You: Prove
    Stranger: How?
    Stranger: Suggestions?
    You: You tell me!
    You: You are the one claiming to be her!
    Stranger: I’m coming out with a new song..
    Stranger: It’s called Remember me.
    You: Not exactly secret news
    Stranger: Well not alot of people knew about that.
    You: Yeah but some do.
    Stranger: Okay.
    Stranger: Hm,
    Stranger: What else..
    Stranger: Oh..
    You: What do you think of the show extreme makeover?
    Stranger: I think it’s an AMAZING show
    You: Really?
    Stranger: They do such nice things for everyone on it.
    You: Yeah?
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: Ha thats proof your not her!
    Stranger: How?
    You: Shes appeating on that show
    You: you would have mentioned it
    You: *appearing
    Stranger: You asked what do I think of it, not if I’m appearing on it.
    Stranger: And I answered your question.
    Stranger: Hold on, Be right back.
    You: Well you seem to be such an attention seeking whore (maybe your a dude) that you would have mentioned it.

  43. Keith says:

    Omg that was the best ever!! Well done to whoever did it! =]

  44. Matt Stevens says:

    hahaha omegle is full of sketchy people, me included,

    Omegle conversation log
    2010-03-11
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: guy here
    You: gay here
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  45. Will says:

    What happened to the second image?

  46. AHAHAHA says:

    LMAO. NUFF SAID

  47. Ulumangi Laka says:

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: WANNA FUCK?
    You: Okay, stick your cock into the USB port.
    Stranger: mhmm
    Stranger: oh yea
    Stranger: i’m getting all electrified already
    Stranger: if i imagine this
    Stranger: mouse is your breast
    Stranger: i’m rolling it all over the pad
    You: Yeah, kiss the screen, thats my face.
    Stranger: i’m really pushing the right keys
    You: Nibble on the speaker, thats my ear.
    Stranger: amn’t i?
    Stranger: oh yea
    You: Yeah you are, hit the ‘G’
    You: over and over again
    Stranger: i want to be your virus
    Stranger: i want to send my virus
    Stranger: right into your central memory banks
    Stranger: can you feel yourself defragmenting, baby?
    You: Oh god yes.
    Stranger: defrag for me
    Stranger: oh my god i’m going to reboot
    Stranger: oooooooooooooooooh
    You: Reboot allover my hardrive.
    Stranger: i already came
    Stranger: i have a huge RAM
    You: but the fast connection speed ever -_-
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  48. Cheerio says:

    Oh… fuck… that is incredible!

  49. prayag kumar says:

    hi……..

  50. lazy boy says:

    haha that devi lavato comment is awesomme.
    hey see this http://fancythought.blogspot.com/search/label/omegle

  51. Marlie says:

    That truly was one of the most amazing Rick Rolls ever.

  52. kkanz7696 says:

    thats some shit lol

  53. bob says:

    RICKROLLED hahaha fucking OWNED

  54. hitlah says:

    How do you do this?

  55. Nobody says:

    It will show up distorted for the other guy because your name would be “Stranger”. You know what I mean? So there aren’t as many spaces in the first line so the whole thing looks messed up. People have tried to do it to me before.

  56. Player says:

    I remember there was also an awesome omegle FBI prank too :)