There’s not much that’s more embarrassing than someone walking in on you having sex. But at least you’re getting some. What’s more embarrassing is trying to get some 90′s cyber sex action and being owned by the person you thought was gonna give it up… virtually…
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Wow, thats truly incredible dude!
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hahahahahah
cool story, bro
haha that was my sister. I've got an inbox filled with these from her convos.
you got Rick Rolled….if you donr know what it means google or you tube it…. it has became a internet phenomenon!!
that's so funny…one word…EPIC!!!
hahahaha!
Wow…
Wait a minute–did this conversation REALLY happen? I'm a bit skeptical.
That was a good read
Rickrolled biatch!
So Lame
wahaha!
LOL the loser got owned haha
Hahahahahah That is HILARIOUS. It totally got me.
Actually, I was expecting the Chris Hansen text.
"Hello there. Have a seat." :D
Omegle… for your instant disappointing cyber sex needs.
I chuckled. Its not bloodninja quality but it has its own modern taste to it.
gay gay gay this is soo dumb fucking rtards
lmao What a happy ending!
I'm ashamed to say that I've done that on Omegle. People on omegle use it cuz they're horny.
Some good vivd descriptiors out there for horny ppl looking to masturbate to text erotica
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Can someone post the second half of the pictures? it doesnt load for me
HA HA HA its funny
LOL Cyber-RockRolled. That shit is FUNNY! : )
Hahahahahaaha, that is just amazing!!!!
never saw that comming- YES
RICK ROLLED! epic.
second half wont load :(:(:(
Why the hell would you post screenshots of text chat? Just copy the text FFS.
I put my robe and wizard hat on Best cyber ever.
OMG! ! ! . . I thought he was going to start laughing in his face. Nice job holding it in.
can someone tell me what it says in the second half? wont load…
freaking amazing.
Stranger: STAR!
You: universe!
Stranger: OPEN FIRE!
You: hahhhh
Stranger: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT!
You: prararaprpaprap
You: ok
Stranger: FRAG OUT!
You: cover me
You: booooommbb
You: you almos hit me :/
Stranger: FRIENDLY FIRE!
You: smoke granade!!
Stranger: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJ
You: killstrike!! prpaprpaprpmamapm
Stranger: SHIT THESE GUYS ARE A STEP UP, THEY GOT THERMAL
You: helicopter
You: shit
You: granade launcher for they!!
You: pump!!
Stranger: RAMIREZ GRAB A STINGER!
You: use the rifle
You: got it!
Stranger: THEY"RE IN THE BARN
Stranger: TAKE DOWN THE CHOPPER!
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: BOOOOOOOOOOMMMSSS
You: 4 death
Stranger: NOOO RAMIREZ DON'T DIE ON ME, a well he was a nigger anyway
You: hahhahaha
You: this chat need to be publish XD in funny chats
Stranger: Yes, yes it does
Stranger: see you later mij /b/rother
You: ok take care !! call of duty fan
Fantastic.
this has already been A BLAZING MILLION TIMES
could someone telll me what the second half says? it wont load. :(
can some one write the second half into a comment so we can read it?
the second screenshot doesnt load and looking at the comments doesnt load for a fair few others either…
Yeah, it's nice
OWNED!!! hahahaha
ha ha so funny i wish i could have a convo like that
See this conversation. Some person convinced they were Demi Lovato-
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi :)
Stranger: Are you a Demi Lovato fan?
You: No.
Stranger: Oh darn..
You: Are you 7 years old?
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Last time I checked I was 17 thankss .
You: 17? Demi Lovato… Dude
You: I get it shes hot
You: But being a fan of her music?
Stranger: Maybe because I am Demi Lovato? Just looking to talk to some of my fans :)
You: Youre not Demi Lovato.
Stranger: Yes I am, why must everyone think I'm a poser? I'm the real deal..
You: Proove it.
You: *prove
Stranger: Ask me something.
You: Urm What bra size are you? (I'm not being purvy I just bet that shits not on the net)
Stranger: c35
You: C 35? Shes at least a D
Stranger: Nah, I should know I am Demi.
You: Sure.
You: Whats your facebook?
Stranger: Alright, don't belive me. and I don't have a real one.. all of them are just posers.
You: all of who are posers?
Stranger: All of the people who make a facebook with my name.
You: You, someone pretending to be Demi Lovato
Stranger: And put pictures of me from google and such.
Stranger: Honestly, why would I lie about something like that?
You: On the low chance that you are Demi Lovato, I could call you a poser. Demi appear in films such as Camp "Rock" Demi Lovato is not Rock
You: She is shitty pop.
You: I doubt she can write or play any music
Stranger: Okay, you have your opinions on me
You: Just some posh chick with a reasonably good voice.
Stranger: Again, you have your opinions on me.. just like everyone else.
You: Proove to me that you are Demi Lovato.
You: Prove
Stranger: How?
Stranger: Suggestions?
You: You tell me!
You: You are the one claiming to be her!
Stranger: I'm coming out with a new song..
Stranger: It's called Remember me.
You: Not exactly secret news
Stranger: Well not alot of people knew about that.
You: Yeah but some do.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Hm,
Stranger: What else..
Stranger: Oh..
You: What do you think of the show extreme makeover?
Stranger: I think it's an AMAZING show
You: Really?
Stranger: They do such nice things for everyone on it.
You: Yeah?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Ha thats proof your not her!
Stranger: How?
You: Shes appeating on that show
You: you would have mentioned it
You: *appearing
Stranger: You asked what do I think of it, not if I'm appearing on it.
Stranger: And I answered your question.
Stranger: Hold on, Be right back.
You: Well you seem to be such an attention seeking whore (maybe your a dude) that you would have mentioned it.
Omg that was the best ever!! Well done to whoever did it! =]
hahaha omegle is full of sketchy people, me included,
Omegle conversation log
2010-03-11
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: guy here
You: gay here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What happened to the second image?
LMAO. NUFF SAID
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WANNA FUCK?
You: Okay, stick your cock into the USB port.
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: i'm getting all electrified already
Stranger: if i imagine this
Stranger: mouse is your breast
Stranger: i'm rolling it all over the pad
You: Yeah, kiss the screen, thats my face.
Stranger: i'm really pushing the right keys
You: Nibble on the speaker, thats my ear.
Stranger: amn't i?
Stranger: oh yea
You: Yeah you are, hit the 'G'
You: over and over again
Stranger: i want to be your virus
Stranger: i want to send my virus
Stranger: right into your central memory banks
Stranger: can you feel yourself defragmenting, baby?
You: Oh god yes.
Stranger: defrag for me
Stranger: oh my god i'm going to reboot
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooh
You: Reboot allover my hardrive.
Stranger: i already came
Stranger: i have a huge RAM
You: but the fast connection speed ever -_-
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Oh… fuck… that is incredible!
hi……..
haha that devi lavato comment is awesomme.
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That truly was one of the most amazing Rick Rolls ever.
thats some shit lol
RICKROLLED hahaha fucking OWNED
How do you do this?
It will show up distorted for the other guy because your name would be "Stranger". You know what I mean? So there aren't as many spaces in the first line so the whole thing looks messed up. People have tried to do it to me before.
I remember there was also an awesome omegle FBI prank too :)
hahaha this is my awesome convo bahhaha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: choose a song, u sing one line then i sing the other kai? :)
Stranger: okay
You: yay !
Stranger: ready ?
You: yup :)
Stranger: raindrops keep fallin on my head ♪
You: shit my dick i dont know that song :( what song is it? ill get the llyrics ?
Stranger: maybe youve heard this song somewhere..
You: mmmm …. :/ maybe i have.. maybe i havent.. -shifty eyes-
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30cX6OGO0U&fe…
You: im going on the link now
Stranger: its a theme song of famous movie
You: oh yeh!!!!
Stranger: you know ?
You: yeh i know the song not the show tho
Stranger: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
You: And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
You: oooh hahah i havent heard of that :L
Stranger: nothing seems to fit
You: Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'
Stranger: those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling
Stranger: haha:)
Stranger: just copied…
You: bahahah :P
You: same here :)
Stranger: i love this song…sweet :)
You: i know its pretty cool :p
You: So I just did me some talkin' to the sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Stranger: sleeping on the job
Stranger: those raindrops are falling on my head they keep falling
You: But there's one thing I know
Stranger: the blues they sent to meet me won't defeat me
You: It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me
You: But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
You: oh.. wrong line ahah
You: It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me
Stranger: Raindrops keep falling on my head
Stranger: but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Stranger: Crying's not for me, 'cause
You: I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Stranger: I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining
Stranger: because I'm free nothing's worrying me
Stranger: :))
You: trumpet]
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me
Stranger: but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Stranger: Crying's not for me, cause
You: I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Stranger: because I'm free
You: nothings worrying me
Stranger: bravo!
You: :D we finished the song :D :D
Stranger: yesh
You: hahahahah :)
Stranger: :)))
You: :p :D :) =)
Stranger: good job
You: you did a good job also
You: :)
Stranger: thanks
You: thanks for the song :) byebye x
You: :) :) byyeeee
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: OVERPOWERING
You: Trolololololololololollo
Stranger: que?
You: Hahahahahhaaa
Stranger: yes.
You: Que sera sera.
Stranger: ahahha ohh miley
You: …Cyrus? O_o
Stranger: si si si si si
Stranger: :D
You: EW EW EW.
Stranger: iknowright
Stranger: you were the one singing it
Stranger: lol
You: OOH I just cleared my throat and it sounded very deep like an evil leprachaun.
You: :D
Stranger: an evil leprachaun?
You: YOU BETCHA.
Stranger: now how do you know what they sound like??
Stranger: lol
You: They is climbin in your windows snatchin your rainbows up.
Stranger: rainbowwss?
You: They sound like evil leps of course.
Stranger: alrightty
Stranger: then
Stranger: He
Stranger: is
Stranger: climbing
Stranger: in your
Stranger: windows
Stranger: snatching
Stranger: yo
Stranger: people upp
Stranger: trying to rap them
You: YUPP! :D HOMEBOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: so yall better hide to kids
Stranger: hid e yo wife
Stranger: and hide yo husband
You: Back it up backit up cause my dady talk me good
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: I LOVE THAT ONE@
You: DRINKIN sunny D with rummmm yumm yumm
Stranger: yeah i d k that onw
You: …FAIL,
You: :D
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: thanks:D
You: Your'e welcome. I'm glad you appreciated your failure-ness.
Stranger: mhmmmmm(:
Stranger: im glad you understand. that you fail too.
Stranger: :DD
You: omnomnomnomnomnonmomnmonomnom grilled unicorns. :) Named CHARLAY.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: GASP
You: Hehhehe. >:D
You: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: i have a gummy bear unicorn
Stranger: it was named bernard.
Stranger: then he dissolved in waterr.
You: Bernard is DEAD.
You: You have to accept that and MOVE ON!
Stranger: YOUR RIGHT HE IS
You: Kay?
You: :)
Stranger: i just said that he dissssolved
You: THEREFORE he is DEAD. Get some therapy, but don't become depressed. Bernard wouldn't have wanted that.
Stranger: im not GUNNA
Stranger: SO SUCK IT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: besidess
Stranger: my friends decapitated him
You: You wouldn't want to disappoint Bernard now would we? SO youuuuu suck it. :P
You: Your friends are big meanie heads.
Stranger: that makes no sense
Stranger: and yes i know they are
You: Yes. Yes, actually it does. :)
You: …
You: If you were
You: a leprachauun.:)
You: Or a roasted unicorn.
Stranger: what would i do?
You: Sleep.
Stranger: YUS
Stranger: sleep is my dream!
You: Well that's nice for you.
Stranger: / isnt it
You: You know what my dream is?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i meant
Stranger: no
You: It's to steal all the children's lollipops in the world so that they will never again be happy.
You: .:D
You: *>:D
Stranger: >:D
Stranger: OHHH
Stranger: ninja
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: snap.
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
Stranger: a
Stranger: NINJA
You: No you are not. You are a wanna be.
Stranger: you can be the pirate best friennss
You: No, I am a Viking. An evil viking. Bwahahahahahah
Stranger: Go steal lolipops you evil Viking
You: No, no I don't think I will.
Stranger: well sorry
Stranger: i thought it was your dream
You: Oh it is. Or, it was. But then I changed my mind. :)
Stranger: Oh welll then.
Stranger: are you going to tell me your new goal?
You: No. Not now not EVAR.
You: :DDDD
Stranger: ohkayy
You: Its a secret.
You: ;)
Stranger: ALright
Stranger: i understand!
Stranger: :(
You: GOOD.
Stranger: but my goal is a secret tooo!
Stranger: and it not my dream
You: You are a naughty leprachaun who is sleep deprived.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: i am a ninjaa
Stranger: remember
You: No, no you are not.
Stranger: we just disscused this
Stranger: YES
Stranger: yes i think i am
Stranger: i went through 5 years if ninja training
You: I think not. I am a magical Viking who has leprachauns as slaves and has a record of all ninjas, and you my friend, are not on that list.
Stranger: well i am sorry
Stranger: but you have read WRONG
You: I DID NOT READ WRONG.
Stranger: because i am clearlt at the top
Stranger: YES Y OU DID TOO
You: -flash bang boom- All ninjas in the world are dead. Not including you because you were never a real ninja.
Stranger: fine then:(
You: I'm glad we've settled this.
You: :)
Stranger: not yet my friend
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: I declare that you are not a viking
You: ACTUALLY I am. Because my parents come from a long line of Norwegians who were the original Vikings.
Stranger: because since i am a magical leprachaun then i have the OFFICIAL list of the vikings
Stranger: I AM everywhere at one
You: …what does that even mean?
Stranger: How would you know>
You: Obviously I wouldn't because I just asked for clarification.
Stranger: Exactly
You: …You have a tiny brain leprachaun. Now make me a sammich.
Stranger: ARE THOSE DINOSAURSS??
You: NO THEY ARE NOT.
Stranger: hmmm.
Stranger: that a lie!
You: Dinosaurs are extinct, smart one.
Stranger: and you my friend do not exist.
You: I think I do.
Stranger: I am superior to you.
You: No you are not.
You: Since I'm a magical viking.
Stranger: Oh, well i think i am.
Stranger: So,
Stranger: Oh by the way, where is that sandwich that i asked you to make
You: I believe *I* asked you to make me one. It's at the top of the screen. :)
Stranger: Where? I do not see it.
You: USE THE SCROLL BAR DUM DUM give me GUM GUM.
Stranger: I am sorry. No gum for youl
You: I did not ask for gum I asked for a sammich. :P
Stranger: False
You: No, I asked for dum dum to give me gum gum. No one said you were dum dum.
Stranger: And in the sentence it says, …give me gum gum.
Stranger: Give you gum is the real statement here.
You: Ah perhaps I did not make my statement clear. I meant:
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: FALSE
You: USE THE SCROLL BAR. Dum dum give me gum gum.
Stranger: Your statement is FALSE?!
You: Now you're just spewing random words.
You: *spew spew spew*
Stranger: No, i believe that is you.
Stranger: You type really fast, i hope you know.
You: I hope you know you type ultra mega super duper slow.
Stranger: That statement, once again is also FALSE!
You: No, i think not.
Stranger: I happen to have many many many friends who type
Stranger: like this
Stranger: now i will demonstrate.
Stranger: This is how slow they all type. Seriously, no joke.
Stranger: BAM
You: Well, I never said I don't type fast. But you do type slowly. At least, in comparison.
Stranger: Slow as compared to you? Yes.
Stranger: Hey, you were finally right.
Stranger: :P
You: I have been right all along, leprachaun wanna be zombie ninja.
Stranger: Zombie? Who said anything about that?
You: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Stranger: Well you are wrong.
Stranger: AGAIN!
Stranger: Just saying.
You: But since all the ninjas are all dead, and you would like to be like them, you basically want to be a zombie. LOGICAL thinking.
Stranger: Who wants to go fight off Nazi zombiesss?! i know I would like too
You: Everyone with a brain, even if it is as puny as yours would like to do that.
Stranger: Um, then go play some Black Ops.
You: ROBOT UNICORN ATTACKKKK *jump jump jump*
You: No thank you.
Stranger: I know I love that game. And to kill Nazi zombies. You have to play Black Ops/
You: I do not own the game as of yet. :[
Stranger: Awe.
Stranger: Well guess who DOES!
You: …a wanna be ninja?
Stranger: Mhmmm(:
You: *unicorn from game jams you with horn*
Stranger: *defends myself by moving out of the way*
You: *Unicorn starts eating itself.* Goddam unicorns. They're all idiots.
Stranger: I have to agree with you on that one.
You: FINALLY. A mutual aggrement.
Stranger: :3
You: GUESS WHICH MAGICAL VIKING HAS BROWNIES??!!
Stranger: YOU?!?!
You: NO!!! Wait…YES! Wait…*disconnect*
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