Dutch Mechanic

The Best Omegle Ownage Ever

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on November 19th, 2009

There’s not much that’s more embarrassing than someone walking in on you having sex. But at least you’re getting some. What’s more embarrassing is trying to get some 90’s cyber sex action and being owned by the person you thought was gonna give it up… virtually…

For ultimate cyber fun, check out these guys (SFW).

omegle ownage



this is omegle



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  1. John Davis says:

    Wow, thats truly incredible dude!

    [spam link removed]

  2. LMAO says:

    hahahahahah

  3. TRON says:

    cool story, bro

  4. Daniel J. Bell says:

    haha that was my sister. I’ve got an inbox filled with these from her convos.

  5. T2C LOL says:

    you got Rick Rolled….if you donr know what it means google or you tube it…. it has became a internet phenomenon!!

  6. Josh Dale says:

    that’s so funny…one word…EPIC!!!

  7. Alexis says:

    hahahaha!

  8. Robert says:

    Wait a minute–did this conversation REALLY happen? I’m a bit skeptical.

  9. Brandon says:

    Wow…

  10. That was a good read

  11. VAZ says:

    Rickrolled biatch!

  12. Rickson Gracie says:

    So Lame

  13. Lafayette says:

    wahaha!

  14. SadistiX says:

    LOL the loser got owned haha

  15. Tiara says:

    Hahahahahah That is HILARIOUS. It totally got me.

  16. TorienCC says:

    Actually, I was expecting the Chris Hansen text.

    “Hello there. Have a seat.” :D

  17. Dan says:

    Omegle… for your instant disappointing cyber sex needs.

  18. Jay says:

    I chuckled. Its not bloodninja quality but it has its own modern taste to it.

  19. hhhhh says:

    gay gay gay this is soo dumb fucking rtards

  20. BeyondRandom says:

    lmao What a happy ending!

  21. Stuart Hannig says:

    I’m ashamed to say that I’ve done that on Omegle. People on omegle use it cuz they’re horny.

    Some good vivd descriptiors out there for horny ppl looking to masturbate to text erotica

  22. edge6241 says:

    The image isn’t loading. :(

  23. tate says:

    Can someone post the second half of the pictures? it doesnt load for me

  24. Harto says:

    HA HA HA its funny

  25. Bevan Bird says:

    LOL Cyber-RockRolled. That shit is FUNNY! : )

  26. Jameeeeees says:

    Hahahahahaaha, that is just amazing!!!!

  27. DOB says:

    never saw that comming- YES

  28. georganne says:

    RICK ROLLED! epic.

  29. jonny boy says:

    second half wont load :(:(:(

  30. wtf says:

    Why the hell would you post screenshots of text chat? Just copy the text FFS.

  31. mrcommenter says:

    OMG! ! ! . . I thought he was going to start laughing in his face. Nice job holding it in.

  32. boom music says:

    I put my robe and wizard hat on Best cyber ever.

  33. daveee says:

    can someone tell me what it says in the second half? wont load…

  34. natalie says:

    freaking amazing.

  35. Flix says:

    Stranger: STAR!
    You: universe!
    Stranger: OPEN FIRE!
    You: hahhhh
    Stranger: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT!
    You: prararaprpaprap
    You: ok
    Stranger: FRAG OUT!
    You: cover me
    You: booooommbb
    You: you almos hit me :/
    Stranger: FRIENDLY FIRE!
    You: smoke granade!!
    Stranger: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJ
    You: killstrike!! prpaprpaprpmamapm
    Stranger: SHIT THESE GUYS ARE A STEP UP, THEY GOT THERMAL
    You: helicopter
    You: shit
    You: granade launcher for they!!
    You: pump!!
    Stranger: RAMIREZ GRAB A STINGER!
    You: use the rifle
    You: got it!
    Stranger: THEY”RE IN THE BARN
    Stranger: TAKE DOWN THE CHOPPER!
    You: 3
    You: 2
    You: 1
    You: BOOOOOOOOOOMMMSSS
    You: 4 death
    Stranger: NOOO RAMIREZ DON’T DIE ON ME, a well he was a nigger anyway
    You: hahhahaha
    You: this chat need to be publish XD in funny chats
    Stranger: Yes, yes it does
    Stranger: see you later mij /b/rother
    You: ok take care !! call of duty fan

  36. SHIZMAT says:

    Fantastic.

  37. unfunny says:

    this has already been A BLAZING MILLION TIMES

  38. sally says:

    could someone telll me what the second half says? it wont load. :(

  39. american_pie says:

    can some one write the second half into a comment so we can read it?
    the second screenshot doesnt load and looking at the comments doesnt load for a fair few others either…