Where: McDonalds
What: Egg McMuffin, Mac Sauce, Sausage Patty, Scrambled Eggs, Pancake, Hotcake Syrup, Hashbrown, Pancake, Hotcake Syrup, Sausage, Mac Sauce & Egg McMuffin
Cost: $10.54
Success: Yes!

Where: Kentucky Fried Chicken and Krispy Kreme
What: KFC Fried Chick Double Down (with extra Colonel’s Sauce) & Krispy Kreme Glazed Doughnut
Cost: $6.09
Success: Yes! (sort of…you can see the official WTBI criteria here)

Previous Will They Build Its?
Taco Bell (Nacho Cheesy Blackjack Volcano Gordita Crunch)
McDonald’s (Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac)
Burger King (Double Bacon Rodeo State Fair Cheeseburger) – Featured on Conan O’Brien
Arby’s (Every Animal on the Farm Sandwich)
Long John Silver’s (Deep-fried Bottom of the Sea Wrap)

With all the KFC Double Down hype recently (from the Double Double Down to the Quad Down and more) we knew we had to one-up all the madness that is this meat monster of a sandwich. What to do? Well the choice is obvious. Take the infamous Double Down and the fabled Luther Burger and make the KFC & Krispy Kreme Fried Chicken Luther Double Down Sandwich.

So what you’ve got here is one tasty mother of a sandwich that starts with a half Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut, extra Colonel’s Sauce (gotta get in those added calories where you can), fried chicken breast, Colonel’s Sauce, cheese slice, bacon, cheese slice, fried chicken breast and other half doughtnut.

What you end up with is over 900 calories of tongue flipping delight. This thing will not only supply you with enough calories, sodium, sugar and fat for a good part of your day it will keep you up and running for a bit. The inevitable afternoon crash was not the best though…as there is now a brick in the belly. I do highly recommend you give this a shot though. I know it sounds far fetched but it’s actually quite delicious.

Step 1: Hit up the the KFC and Krispy Kreme conveniently located in the same parking lot

Step 2: Purchase KFC Double Down and Krispy Kreme Glazed Doughnut through the drive-thru (no need burning calories when you’ll be consuming so many)

Step 3: Speed home in delight with your treasures

Step 4: Slice glazed doughnut in half and invert

Step 5: Remove Double Down and place on bottom “bun”

Step 6: Add extra Colonel’s Sauce and add top “bun”

Step 7: Consume the wonder that is the Luther Double

Step 8: Have a mouth-gasm!

Where: Arby’s
What: Beef ‘n Cheddar, Ham Melt, Roast Chicken Club and Chicken Fillet Sandwich
Cost: $7.42
Success: Yes!

Previous Will They Build Its?
Taco Bell (Nacho Cheesy Blackjack Volcano Gordita Crunch)
McDonald’s (Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac)
Burger King (Double Bacon Rodeo State Fair Cheeseburger) – Featured on Conan O’Brien

At a measly 1,220 calories this is the lightest of the WTBI bunch but it also packs the most protein with a staggering 97 grams!  This is essentially a Beef ‘n Cheddar, Ham Melt, Roast Chicken Club and Chicken Fillet Sandwiches all combined into one tasty treat. Feast your eyes on the fabulous Arby’s Every Animal on the Farm Sandwich!

Where: Burger King
What: 2 Rodeo Cheeseburgers with 9 Funnel Cake Sticks
Cost: $4.11
Success: Yes!

UPDATE: This creation was mentioned by Conan O’Brien on the January 8th episode of The Tonight Show.

Another successful attempt in our Will They Build It? series, where we venture to find out whether or not we can get fast food joints to make our dreams come true. The first was a failure at Taco Bell, but we did have a success at McDonald’s.

At just over 1,500 calories this is the only meal you’ll need practically all day. It will take you roughly 4 hours of shoveling snow to burn those calories off…but with some of the nation’s recent snowfall you may just be doing just that. Here’s the best (and cheapest) way to get the energy. Witness the amazingly delicious Burger King Double Bacon Rodeo State Fair Cheeseburger!

Where: McDonald’s
What: A Big Mac, Filet o Fish patty, McChicken patty, McMuffin egg & sausage patty.
Cost: $7.71
Success: Yes!

This is our next attempt at Will They Build It? The first was Taco Bell’s Nacho Cheesy Blackjack Volcano Gordita Crunch.

In this series we attempt to have the workers at various fast food establishments build concoctions we come up with. There are not any steadfast rules but it must be “off the menu”, price is not a consideration (we know in some cases they may be extremely ridiculous) and going into the restaurant we must have the item in mind and not try to tweak it at the counter. We really want to see if they can and will make strange item requests.

Where: Taco Bell
What: A Cheesy Gordita using a Blackjack or Volcano hard tortilla shell with Blackjack sauce, nacho sauce & Lava sauce
Cost: $1.90
Success: No

Here at Top Cultured we’ve got a new feature called Will They Build It? We will attempt to have the workers at various fast food establishments build whatever concoctions we can come up with in our sick twisted minds (we’re also open to any suggestions readers might have). There are not any steadfast rules but it must be “off the menu”, price is not a consideration (we know in some cases they may be extremely ridiculous) and going into the restaurant we must have the item in mind and not try to tweak it at the counter. We really want to see if they can and will make strange item requests.