Dutch Mechanic

Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song

Posted By: on November 25, 2010
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So you knew there was the Chanukah song…but did you know there was a Thanksgiving song? Check out Adam Sandler as he rocks about the good ol’ turkey on SNL with Kevin Nealon.

Here’s to a great Thanksgiving to you. We hope you eat loads of stuffing, gravy, mashed potatoes, green beans, turkey, honey baked ham, candied yams, cranberry sauce, pecan pie, pumpkin pie, apple pie and vanilla ice cream…then watch some good football games, movies, play a couple board games with your drunk aunt and just have a blast of an evening.

Have fun with your family and friends. Enjoy the food coma…sleep it off. Wake up early for all the Black Friday deals…but most importantly, make sure you cook enough so that you can eat all the delicious leftovers throughout the weekend.

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Dutch Mechanic

Cool Stuntmen Videos

Posted By: on November 22, 2010
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These are actually ads for Dickie’s Jeans but nevertheless they’re pretty sweet. The follow a stuntman as he does some pretty cool stunts and show you a little bit more than you’re used to seeing. They’re really well filmed too. I found them to be awesome myself but why don’t you give them a quick watch.

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More Parking Lots Need This

Posted By: on September 9, 2010

You would think that this wouldn’t be necessary but the sad reality is that more often than not you will find a handicapped (handi-cappable?) spot taken over my some asshat in a H2 Hummer or Read On »

The Notion of Gremlins was First Conceived During World War II, When Mechanical Failures in Aircraft Were Jokingly Blamed on the Small Monsters.

Posted By: on September 2, 2011

The movie Gremlins occurred during a time when horror and comedy was becoming increasingly popular. Long before the movie, the popular children’s author, Roald Dahl, coined the term “Gremlins” after publishing a book titled The Read On »

AK-47 Bullet Ice Cubes

Posted By: on August 22, 2011

There are WAY too many puns that could be applied here. Rather than getting too cheesy, let’s just take it for what it is. It’s an ice tray that makes ice cubes shaped like AK-47 Read On »

Scotty Trigg

The Taiwanese Take On TSA Security Measures

Posted By: on November 21, 2010
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I love these Taiwanese mock-ups of American news. If you’re not familiar you might want to check out the one from the whole (wow, it’s been a year) Tiger Woods’ crashing SUV/cheating scandal. This are always fun to watch. Specifically in this one is the part about how far the security measures might go. I really wouldn’t mind if it went that far. It would certainly be quick to get through the gate and the flights might be a whole bunch more fun.

So just how far the TSA will take the new secrity measures is only up to your imagination at this point. I would like to hear any stories of your recent air travels and how you felt and the new techniques being used. Did it take longer for you to get through the security check points? Were you selected for the new backscatter x-rays? Were you selected for the new pat downs? Even if you haven’t been subjected to these yet…how do you feel about all of this?

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Oral Adams

The Youngest Fashion Designer Deserves A Slap

Posted By: on November 17, 2010
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I’m sorry for that title…but watch this video of “the youngest fashion designer in the country”, Cecilia Cassini, aged 10 and see if you don’t want to just take a spool of yarn and some needles and chuck them right at her face. And the damned interviewer keeps spurring her on. I must admit that it’s pretty impressive having her line in Fred Segal at such a young age. Lord knows that all I was doing at 10-years old was skateboarding in the backyard, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and playing Legend of Zelda.

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Heesa Phadie

You Stink!

Posted By: on November 15, 2010
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Ah…what are friends for, if not to embarrass you in front of 50,000 people? I guess this guy hasn’t been on the internet in the last couple of months and completely missed the whole Old Spice meme. I’m sure from now on he’ll be hitting the showers early and often…and using the proper soaps and deodorants. This is certainly one way to get the message across.

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Scotty Trigg

Helicopter Boys

Posted By: on November 10, 2010
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I’m not even quite sure what’s happening here but for some reason or another it intrigues me. The kids are pretty cute and they’ve got better dance moves then most of the contestants of So You Think You Can Dance.

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Scotty Trigg

The Robot Apocalypse Is Upon Us

Posted By: on November 9, 2010
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This is just creepy. Impressive…but creepy. Pretty soon we’ll have robots walking amongst us and we won’t even know it. We really should start thinking about setting up some sort of Robot Ethical Committee like in iRobot. It would be wise to have a few rules in place, like maybe that they have to welcome themselves to humans as a robot, or something along those lines.

I remember when these were the only robots that I had to worry about:

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Dutch Mechanic

Sleep Much?

Posted By: on November 6, 2010
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And you thought you had a bad night’s sleep. Check out this tried bloke. He can’t even get a minute of rest without getting owned. He must have had one hell of a night.

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Scotty Trigg

Paul Rudd Rocks F-Zero (1991)

Posted By: on November 4, 2010
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Check out this awesome retro commercial from 1990 featuring Paul Rudd harnessing “The Power”. What a BAMF. F-Zero was one of my favorite games back in the day. Funny thing is I kind of looked like that back then too. I had a bowl-cut for most of my adolescence though.

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Dutch Mechanic

Reppin’ Mike Weinstein – District 19

Posted By: on November 3, 2010
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In honor of Election Day 2010 finally being done and over with, I present to you the (hopefully) last political ad campaign you’ll see this year. I just can’t believe how much these guys put into their efforts. Not only do their signs litter every stretch of highway, the ads run constantly on my Jeopardy!, the have pop-ups on all my websites and they call me on the home phone once an hour. I feel like I know my Governor personally at this point. I’m just surprised I didn’t get a tweet or Facebook friend request from them. Anyways, check out what might possibly be the World’s worst all time campaign video for Mike Weinstein representing District 19 in Florida.

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