Let’s just say this is worth it only because the person who made it had more time to waste then you have to watch it. If this one doesn’t do it for you, you can always head off on a little adventure to Candy Mountain.
Let’s just say this is worth it only because the person who made it had more time to waste then you have to watch it. If this one doesn’t do it for you, you can always head off on a little adventure to Candy Mountain.
Conan O’Brien has over half a million followers on Twitter. How many people is he following? One, Sarah Killen (@LovelyButton). On March 5th, @ConanOBrien posted this “I’ve decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change.”

After two days of her Twitter fame she has nearly 15,000 followers. She has also received a MacBook, a camera, nearly $1,000 for the Susan G. Komen Michigan 3-Day for the Cure Walk, and offers to purchase her wedding ring for her. Her MySpace page has the update “I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to afford a wedding gown. Now I am having a gorgeous one as a wedding gift.”
She also seems a small bit put off by her instant webrity status saying that she hates how careful she has to be with correct spelling and grammar and just generally with what she says now. Below she discusses she new “webfame” and how she has responded to it.
Her fiancee, John Slowik Jr, is also on Twitter (@badghandi89) and has a MySpace if you wish to chat him up. She apparently also has a Tweeting squirrel (@KillensSquirrel) that I’m hoping to see a lot more from. Here is a picture of the happy couple together.

Conan’s most recent tweet? “Sarah likes Twizzlers and craves cantaloupe. I like Raisinets, but melon feels creepy in my mouth. Twitter pals 4 eva! :)” Congratulations on your Twitter fame Sarah…we hope it treats you well.

In what may hopefully be the final round of the “Pants on the Ground” remixes. Here is a video that proves even Wanda Sykes can be funny.I think is may actually be my favorite “cover” of the famed General’s audition.
UPDATE: There are a few more covers that we just had to show. First up are Deangelo Williams (vocals) and Ryne Robinson (drums) of the Carolina Panthers with their version.
Here is a quite good original version of “Pants on the Ground” albeit obscenity laced and heavily auto-tuned.
And what maybe the controversy of the day…a Detroit based music group Green Brothers say that their 1996 song “Back Pockets on the Floor” was the inspiration for “Pants on the Ground”. Half of the group, Gerald Green, has posted this comment on his YouTube page:
“This is in regaurds to the General Larry Platt “Pants on The Ground”. His song is a take off of the Green Brothers song ” Back Pockets On The Floor’. Back Pockets On The Floor was written by G. Green andwas copyrighted and recorded by the Green Brothers in 1996. The General’s song have the same intent, idea and in part the same message. YOU BE THE JUDGE AMERICA!!”
Made by some very crafty younggins’ with a love for the “National” team the Washington Capitals, this video is extremely funny and very well produced. In a feat that would make Mel Gibson jealous, Andrew Bowser (King Koopa), of Stereo Waltz Films, directs, raps, stars in, films, edits, writes and produces this wonderful specimen of true fanboyism.
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Last week I brought you the Top 15 Seinfeld Food Related Episodes over at Eating the Road. Seinfeld is chock full of many other hilarious food related moments that aren’t necessarily the entire plot. From Jerry’s love of cereal to their frequent dining at Monk’s food is practically the fifth cast member.
Well now over here at Top Cultured we’ll continue delving-in to all those hilarious moments. We’re going to take a look at some of the all-time best and we’ll start with the top from George (a few from Elaine too). Stay tuned for the best from Jerry and Kramer. Now grab a pastrami on rye, sit back, relax and enjoy.
George eats the eclair from the trash.
“The Gymnast” – Season 6 Episode 6
Just because America has an obesity problem doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy the finer things in life. Look at the elation that is brought to this young man by the consumption of a dollop of butter, battered and deep-fried in grease. That’s what makes this country great (open to debate), if it can be eaten we will deep fry it at some point…that’s a fact.
Here’s the original news program, apparently it is MSNBC worthy.
This kid uses the Apple Store as his production studio. You have to love all of the confused white people walking by in the background. Check out more of his videos here.
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