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Proof Aziz Ansari Is The Funniest Comedian Online

Posted By: on January 18, 2010
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Dude is seriously funny, from trying to get free drinks posing as Kal Penn or pretending to be “that Indian guy from Community” I think the only Indian guy he hasn’t tried to pull off is Jack Donaghy’s assistant in 30 Rock or maybe CNN’s Sanjay Gupta (but I wouldn’t put that past him). By now  everyone has seen Raaaaaaaandy, whom I for one, have to thank for the current map in my room that unfortunately is full of mostly white pins (FHBSDTMYD).  I’ll bet you’ve even seen Ariz talking about emailing Kanye on behalf of his cousin on the Jimmy Kimmel show or on David Letterman where he talks about his personal trainer:

“She was like, Aziz, there’s this new study that came out it said that any food you eat after 11 O’clock PM goes straight to you belly so you got to cut out those late night meals. And I was like oh well, there’s another study I heard about that said if you have a lot of alcohol in your system and you eat a quesadilla at 3 in the morning it’s delicious.”

You probably saw him on Conan talking about the thread count of his sheets.  And hopefully you’ve seen him talking, singing and dancing as R. Kelly on last week’s Jimmy Kimmel because I personally laughed my dick off at that shit. You’ve also most likely seen him on Parks and Recreation and in Funny People. But unless you follow him on Twitter (@azizansari) you may have missed some great moments. I’ve compiled some of the best here for your reading pleasure, just click the picture below to see them all (be sure to scroll down past the photo for a little hidden gem). You can find me over on the Twitterverse @HeesaPhadie.

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Posted By: on October 20, 2009

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Posted By: on October 18, 2010

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Posted By: on December 14, 2009

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