Say what you will about Twilight, it’s definitely worth watching, at least after seeing these pics of Ashley Greene. I’m so into vampires now!
7 Chick Flicks Turned Badass
Posted by: Dr. Intoxicated on October 12th, 2009After recently viewing Nick and Norah’s Infinitely terrible movie I thought “Wow, I would just love for a killer monster to just slaughter everyone in this movie”. Years ago I used to do a bit in which I would combine the plots of two movies to make a new movie with examples such as “American History X-mas” and “Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo”. So I thought “what could make all these terrible chick flicks interesting?”. Well I decided it was time to give a few of these chick flicks a badass movie makeover.
1. Volverine
When Raimunda (Penelope Cruz) returns to her childhood village to clean the gravestones of her dead parents she discovers that the fire they died in wasn’t an accident. During her quest to find the killers Raimunda learns from her Aunt that she’s actually a government experiment with adamantium claws. When Raimunda finds her husband attempting to molest her daughter the claws come out and rip him and her daughter to shreds. Code naming herself “Wolverine” which she pronounces as “Volverine” because of her hot accent she begins her bloody quest for vengeance.
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HOW TO: Disable a Woman
Posted by: Ryan Deal on July 20th, 2009
I know, I know, it’s not right to hit a woman… Unless of course she’s trying to kill you or make you watch the Sex and the City movie. If that’s the case, there’s only one way to take her out, and here it is…
Forget UP in 3D, Here’s UP in Real Life
Posted by: Ryan Deal on June 13th, 2009UP was good, in that whole animated-for-kids-but-ill-still-watch-it-cause-some-girl-i-like-wants-me-to-go-with-her kinda way. I would have preferred to see UP IRL and it looks like I just might be able to soon enough!
