Nearly a month after the downgrade to the US credit rating, the knee-jerk reactions seem to be over but the long-term effects are just starting to warm up. What is this going to mean for investing? For jobs? For inflation?
Will GDP growth be hampered? What does it mean for us to be “under observation”? Who’s observing us? What are they seeing?
Don’t get me wrong; I appreciate the art. It just seems like an awful lot of time to spend on a project whether it was Photoshopped or not. Hopefully, they weren’t in the east coast this week or it may no longer exist.
The doctors and chief surgeons might get most of the spotlight on TV’s biggest medical dramas and comedies but just like in the medical profession, it’s the people that’s supposedly “under” them that deserve some, Read On »
Few would disagree that Van Halen is one of the most important and talented rock bands of all time. They’ve rocked for 3 decades and have held legendary status for their music, their partying, and Read On »
This has to be the funniest, most insane DUI arrest ever. If this doesn’t define redneck, I don’t know what does. “Come and git me….how ’bout that. Maybe I’ll come down…maybe I won’t…come and git Read On »
I’ll admit, I rarely tip unless I don’t feel like carrying around the 14 cents that the barista gives me. It’s not because I don’t want to, I just haven’t been given the proper incentive. Here are 35 tip jars with uummph that deserve your spare change.
…and if you’re looking for something that might not require these, then check this out.
Although he’s lost some things, his sense of humor is obviously not one of them. I would be tempted to head to the nearest ATM just to be able to give this buy a $20. Anyone in his situation that can still be that cheerful deserves better. Shit, I thought I had it rough when my cable went out for 30 minutes and I couldn’t watch my nightly Wheel of Fortune.
What is “Fuck You” Money, you ask? Fuck You Money (henceforth referred to as F.U.M.) is a certain level of wealth that basically allows you the ability to do whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want to, however you want to, for the rest of your life and then some – And if anybody has a problem with it, you can just say….
"Make us proud, son.."
You get the idea. For the sake of argument, I will set my F.U.M amount at $1,000,000,000 USD. Or, as The Sultan Of Brunei calls it, “Hooker Money”:
1. Scrooge McDuck-esque Money Pool:
Scroogy Mc-D making it "Hail"
Why a pool you say? Because a whole vault would just be douchy. Also, I would probably need alot more money to fill a vault rather than a pool.
Maybe just an inflatable pool, come to think of it.
Either way, who hasn’t thought of having a SMD money pit at least once in their life? I’m almost positive, that every time Duck Tales came on I thought to myself “Wow, I’d sure like to have me one of those money vault things to swim around in”.
Sure, it would be impractical. Sure, the sheer logistics of swimming through a sea of gold coins just doesn’t add up. Sure, coins are as filthy as a Greg Giraldo roast session (RIP G.G.). I don’t care.
Look at this duck. LOOK AT HIM!!! He’s happier than a pig in shit. That’s the life, right there.
Debuting as a cow-licked Croesus in the comic books of a simpler time, perpetually pre-teen tycoon Richie Rich has enjoyed a career which has spanned television, film, animation, a brief super-hero career with his aged butler, softcore premium cable gay porn, a lot of time spent getting into all sorts of antics involving oversized gemstones and fat bundles of frog-green cash. Still, how much does the world really know about America’s favorite poor little rich boy? Follow along for the secrets of the strange life of Richie Rich. Read more here.
If I had the wherewithal I’d be makin’ it rain like the monsoon season in China all the time so I guess I really shouldn’t be too upset with the below displays of excess but as they say “haters gonn’ hate, playas gon’ play.”
The slick, ultra-thin, compact, durable Slim Clip is not only possibly the worst “invention” (it’s just a money clip) of all time but it’s also the worst infomercial of all time. To make matters worse I have spent far too much time analyzing it to give you the full play-by-play. Here, give the spot a watch:
I’ve gone ahead and bolded out a few stellar points (facts?):
“No more bulky wallets! No more bulky wallets!”
Is that bulky wallet a pain in the back? Do you struggle to find your cards, ID and cash? What you need is the Slim Clip. The amazing new wallet that holds everything you need in less than 1/2 inch. Now go from bulky and fat to slim and compact. In your back or front pocket! Slim Clip is sleek and ultra-thin to compactly fit in your purse, bag or pocket. From credit cards to cash…you’ll always find it fast. The secret is the patented double-sided grip tight clip that simply holds up to 30 bills on one side and 6 credit cards on the other. And unlike leather wallets that stretch out so everything falls out, with Slip Clips special raised edges and locking clips you can shake all you want and nothing will ever fall out. Slim Clip is engineered from durable stainless-steel so matter what the abuse you’ll have a lifetime of use guaranteed. There’s nothing else like it.
“This is small, compact it fits in a pocket…I can carry it with me wherever could I go.”
“I like the Slim Clip a lot better. It’s smaller, it’s easier to get in and out of your pocket…(holding wallet) and this is just a pain in the butt…literally.”
In the front or the back, it’s always the perfect size wallet. Stop the pain in the back from bulky wallets and stop the searching for what you need. Order your Slim Clip that holds everything you need in less than 1/2 an inch with the incredible TV price of just $10. It comes with a lifetime replacement warranty, if it ever breaks or bends we’ll get you a new one, no questions asked. As a special bonus we’ll include this super bright key-chain light. To light door locks, read menus…and much more, yours free. But wait…because Slim Clip makes the best gift any time of year we’ll triple this entire offer free. Just pay a separate shipping and processing fee and get three Slim Clip and three key-chain lights, a $30 value, all for the low price of $10. Order now!
There are easy ways to save money. But what about some unorthodox ways to make your dollar go farther? Ideas like how to clothe yourself by signing up for on-the-street credit-card promotions, how to get free meals every day by saying it’s your birthday, and how to carry an arsenal of fast food cups in your car for free refills wherever you travel.
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