There has always been a section of the cereal aisle I have never dared to go. A section dominated solely by the most evil cereals, cereals forged by the spoon of Satan himself. Now I have never been a superstitious individual, I own a black cat, I step on cracks, and I have repeated the name Tyler Perry three times which I’ve been told makes Tyler Perry release another atrocious movie (maybe I should stop that just in case). But some taboos you just don’t violate (like this one), better safe than sorry. Here are some examples:
1. Never feed a Mogwai after midnight,
2. Never step on a butterfly if you end up traveling back in time
3. Never marry Barbara Streisand, and
4. Never mess with the occult before lunch
