You said trick right?

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p0wned pumpkin… That is all.

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If you haven’t already done you’re pumpkin carving for tonight don’t fret. Think you don’t have the time, think again. As you can see it takes no less than a few minutes to have the perfect Jakk-O-Lantern. Listen to Hickok45!

Halloween rules! Free candy, hot girls dressing provocatively, and costume parties. Sometimes however, the costume parties suck, ugly girls trick you by dressing all hot, and neighbors give out the nastiest candy on Earth. So, because of that, here they are… the 11 “treats” you pray you don’t get this Halloween.

1. Goddamn Good & Plenty – What kid wants to put a piece of poisoned plastic in their mouth? Answer: none. Also, why name your candy “Good & Plenty” when most people think its gross and offensive?

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For all you ghouls and ghosts out there, maybe even a few of you zombies. Halloween is just a few more days away. What’s your favorite thing about the holiday? Personally…I’m all about the candy. I like to get dressed up but rarely do I devote enough time to making the costume I’d really want to. I could think of a million things that I would love to be….but when it’s all said and done I usually grab the white sheet and either turn into a ghost or don it as a toga. Imaginative, I know. Anyways, here are a few facts about how Halloween has progressed.

This just might as well be the best costume I’ve ever seen. I know, I know, that’s saying a lot. There are plenty of great costumes and lord knows that there are geeks out there that have make a whole life of that “cosplay” stuff. But this is just a fantastic idea and execution. I just wish I had the wherewithal to construct this for Halloween. What are you going to be this year?

Halloween is just around the corner, but if you frequent Walgreens at all you’d have thought it was last month, man they really start pushing that candy on you earlier and earlier every year. Pretty soon you’ll be shopping for your costume in mid-June. Lucky for us HalloweenExpress.com has a nice array of contest winning costumes for the spooky night coming up.

[Source: HalloweenExpress.com]

Not that I’m complaining at all. But really, do we need Nemo or Raphael turned into a slutty female costume? And Big Bird, well, I don’t think it’s ever been quite established if Big Bird is male or female. I don’t mind the Strawberry Shortcake one some much as I’ve always had a thing for her anyways. But the Mrs. Potatohead and Fiona take a bit of stretching the imagination or shrinking of the waistline).

Having trouble figuring out what to be for Halloween? You’re cutting it kinda close huh? No worries, this game, designed as a promotional piece by GS Design can help. It features one 20-sided die with nouns and another with modifiers, so when you roll ‘em you get things like Zombie Jesus, Kung-Fu Gnome, or 398 other possibilities.

Word came from the official Pepsi twitter account that the company had dressed up their cans for Halloween. The limited edition design applies to the regular Pepsi, Pepsi Max, and Diet Pepsi cans and will be sole exclusively (it seems) at Walmart. Here’s what Pepsi had to say:

“We didn’t want our cans to feel left out this Halloween, so we dressed them up, too. [sic] Look for these limited edition Pepsi cans in the Halloween Section of your local Walmart!”

source: twitter.com