How I Love Thee.

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Please Lord…Don’t let the peoples find the poop I stashed in the garden bed last night. Amen

If this is what Red Riding Hood Looks like All Grown Up. Dang.

You Know You Are Born to Be… a gamer when your ultrasound looks like a Nintendo character.

You Know You Are Born to Be… a badass when you flip the bird in the womb.

You Know You Are Born to Be… a Hipster when you are giving peace signs prior to birth.

You Know You Are Born To Be… a Rocker when the fetus is rockin’ out.

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It’s what a brother does. #brotip101

In less than 5mins I appreciated this a million times more than a Glee episode.

Feeding the inner geekness… Loading…

A Big Make Attack Bed… Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles onions on a sesame seed bed.

A Bubble Wrap Calendar… This is one calendar I would consider fun.

Keyboard imprint on sole of shoe. I just wouldn’t want them to get dirty.

Make Me a Sandwich Ring. It includes bacon, now that’s my kind of engagement ring.

Save on Cigarettes, it was always a social thing anyways.

An Entire Room in a box. Pure genius.

Hipster iPhone Case… that is all.

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“Yeah, you may be big, but I can make music.”

Where I want to live when I grow up.

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Introducing the Asshole%, yep, the celebrities we love or love to hate make up this population.

No one cares if you don’t want to be typecasted. YOU’RE HARRY POTTER! Asshole%

And to act awkward times infinity. Asshole%

And am now the biggest news story cause I was married for 75 days. OH and did I mention I put the ASS in asshole? Asshole%

And still prance around like a hooch with my “husband who looks like my kid”, Nick Cannon. Asshole%