Oh well..kids will certainly be kids. How many of us listened to our parent’s sage advice when we were going up? I can think of many a time that I blatantly went against their words of wisdom. Apparently years of wear and tear brought knowledge to my dad that strapping oneself into a snowboard and jumping of the roof onto a trampoline wasn’t the smartest decision (shoulda listened to him). Neither here nor there…watch little Edward go to town:
The 20 Worst Mugshots
Posted by: K. Thor Jensen on May 24th, 2010
Crime: it isn’t pretty. And when the cops come and haul you in front of the cameras to record your lawbreaking visage, you usually don’t have time to freshen up. In this feature, 20 of the most hilariously horrible mugshots ever photographed – these people are already guilty of crimes against the eyeballs. Read more here.
If You’re Going To Shoot Porn In The Elevator…
Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on May 18th, 2010This has got to be the nicest note to a rowdy cause I’ve ever seen. I would not want to be a tenant at this apartment or guest that this hotel, whatever it is. They must be getting some sort of kickback to be so kind in their wording. What’s really getting me is wondering what exactly the mess was…I very curious about that for some reason.
Where My Kids At?
Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on May 5th, 2010Apparently with “the Sienna SE. You get it for space. But fill it with your family’s swagger.” At least that’s what they’d like you to believe. All-in-all this is actually a pretty funny commercial and my hat goes off to the Exec’s that allowed whatever marketing company to produce this. They did a great job. Watch it…you won’t be disappointed.
Swagger Wagon
The Sienna Family
feat. The Sienna SE
Dir: Jody Hill
Black Iris Music
I love hangin’ with my daughter sippin’ tea, keep my pinky up,
All the drawings on my fridge sport an A+.
I’m an awesome parent, (Right!) and it’s apparent, (True!)
And in this house there’s no mother/father swearin’.Straight owning bake sales with my cupcake skills,
I’m better with the money, so I handle the bills,
And I always buy in bulk, ain’t afraid of no spills.
Every Mother’s Day proves…I’m kind of a big deal.
20 Funny Remade Movie Posters
Posted by: Oral Adams on May 5th, 2010Although these might not be coming to your local cinema anytime soon I sure as hell wouldn’t mind seeing some of these come to reality. How great could “Sherlock Homeboy” be? Anytime you put the Fresh Prince and Diddy together you can’t go wrong…am I right or am I right? (I don’t think I’m right) What other possibilities would you like to see?
…also I think these two would make for a really good movie.
30 Wigged Out Dogs
Posted by: Oral Adams on April 30th, 2010We’ve all seen those crazy pet owners who dress their dogs up like little princesses or smother them in jewelery…and that’s not even mentioning the people who carry their dogs around just as accessories to their own outfit. I’ve certainly seen worse things done to pups then below but these may be the cutest dressed up doggies ever.
The 20 Worst Subtitles
Posted by: K. Thor Jensen on April 28th, 2010
I love foreign films, but I’m always a little concerned that what I’m reading in the subtitles maybe isn’t quite what they’re saying on-screen. This just gets increased when I watch American films that have been subtitled by foreign translators – a lot of the time, they’re tidal waves of bizarre gibberish. In this article, I give you the 20 most egregiously bad subtitles I have ever seen. Read more here.
You Just Blew My Mind
Posted by: Oral Adams on April 17th, 2010Cosmo is my favorite character on Seinfeld and maybe one of my favorite all-time characters on TV whatsoever. This is just one of the many reasons why.
The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons
Posted by: K. Thor Jensen on April 12th, 2010
You know, it’s easy to look back at the past through rose-colored glasses and claim that everything was better when we were kids, but guess what: it wasn’t. In fact, things were objectively worse in a lot of ways (are you really going to tell me that a broken-down Nintendo Entertainment System is better than an Xbox 360?). But one thing will always be true: Saturday morning cartoons suck. For every masterpiece like a Ren & Stimpy, there’s 20 completely abysmal abortions that kids watch because kids are stupid. Read more here.
Scale, scale on the floor, who’s the fairest of them all?
Posted by: Julie Bort on April 6th, 2010If you resolved to lose weight and get fit for the New Year, chances are that your resolution has long fallen by the weigh-side. But hey, maybe your muffin-top isn’t the problem. Maybe you were simply born 100 years too late.
Thin was NOT in a mere 119 years ago, according to this advertisement for a weight control product from January, 1891.
End despair! Get plump in four weeks.
My favorite part is the testimonial: “In four weeks Professor William’s famed FAT-TEN-U FOODS increased my weight 39 pounds, gave me new womanly vigor & developed me finely. My two sisters also use FAN-TEN-U and have gained much needed fleshiness. Because of our newly found vigor we have taken up Grecian Dancing and have leading roles in all local productions.”
Moral of the story: If you give it some time (another century?) maybe fat will be back.
Until then, consider treating yourself to the Yay Scale. It turns your weigh-in to a warm fuzzy and sells for about $50.
Turn your weigh-in into a warm-fuzzy.
