Dutch Mechanic

Need Any Help?

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on August 13th, 2010

Well, well, well…are you in the need of some assistance? Clearly this guy is the man for you. He can help with just about everything. If there is something you need that is not on the list he does mention “ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF!!!!” and by the look of his bulleted items, we don’t doubt that he means what he says. Best thing might be that he seems pretty lenient on his pricing too…you might be able to get a…killer deal.

Scotty Trigg

Big Movig Sale: Fernitsher For Sale

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on June 19th, 2010

Clearly whoever wrote this sign is not going to be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune, nor will they be winning a game of Scrabble anytime soon. You might be able to swindle a good deal from them though….not sure if they’ll have anything you’ll want but it might be worth a go. I’m certainly interested with what all the “exstra” entails.

…I wonder if they’ve got any of these items up for grabs?

Heesa Phadie

I’ll Take The Whole Bunch!

Posted by: Heesa Phadie on June 6th, 2010

With prices these low, how can one resist buying out the whole lot of Wang) Rapes? I remember a time when they were going for 5 times that amount. This is clearly the steal of the century…hopefully they’ll take note and pull it from the shelf….but until then, give me the whole bunch!

Scotty Trigg

Know Your Meme n00b

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on May 14th, 2010

I feel sort of bad for Foster Auto Parts (FAP) in Portland, Oregon. It’s not their fault that their name has become synonymous with the likes of basement dwelling internet user’s alone time. I’ll bet they don’t even know the association…although I’m sure more than a “handful” of snickering kids have stopped in just to say they’ve been to FAP.

…and I’m guessing if you know what FAP is you’re also probably a big LOST fan. If you are, check out the coolest things I just found, The Numbers to rock on your wrist or the Dharma Initiative logo on your laptop!

Evol Jess

The Truth About Shoe Size

Posted by: Evol Jess on November 12th, 2009

There was always this rule when figuring out the difference in shoe size between mens and womens shoes. It was something like you take the mens size and subtract two sizes and that’s what it is in womens. However, after seeing this sign, I realize it’s not quite an exact science, and, believe it or not, this model seems a bit more accurate.

truth about shoe size

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Evol Jess

What a Confusing Sign…

Posted by: Evol Jess on October 12th, 2009

There’s a couple reasons this sign is confusing. First, I’m no zoologist, but I can tell you that’s not a deer. Actually, no, that’s the only reason. And here’s one of the most confusing videos ever made and… an equally funny and unusual sign.

slow down deer crossing


Dutch Mechanic

A Real Man’s Soup of the Day…

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on June 28th, 2009



I usually pass on the soup of the day, which tends to be something normal and boring anyways, but I never pass on whiskey. That being said, I’ll gladly take this place’s soup anytime.