Heesa Phadie

BBQ Pitmasters Episode 6 Dover Delaware Championship

Posted By: on January 23, 2010
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Take a moment to read through the previous episodes, especially the first one if you haven’t already. It will give you a better understanding of the “characters” involved with the show and with the rules and procedures for the BBQ competition circuit.

BBQ Pitmasters Episode 1 Smokin’ in Mesquite Nevada Open BBQ Championships
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 2 Murphysboro Barbecue Cook-off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 3 Decatur Riverfest Cook Off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 4 American Royal Invitational
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 5 American Royal Open

This episode covered the Dover Delaware BBQ Championship that took place last October 16th and 17th. There was a total of 81 competitors and $15,000 at stake. The biggest thing here was certainly the weather. They continued to mention the hardships that were brought up by trying to cook in such cold conditions. It was very difficult for a lot of the cooks to maintain the proper temperatures to cook their meats the way they would like. They attempted to insulate their barbecues with mats and blankets. That’s not to mention having to be out in the cold and rain to actually cook too.

As always there were a couple of people from the 6 featured throughout the show that didn’t make this particular episode. There was no mention of either Johnny Trigg or Paul Petersen this time. The show mainly featured the competition between Myron and Tuffy. Tuffy has beat Myron the last three years in Dover and on top of that Tuffy supplied Myron with his brisket because his was not going to arrive in time.

LeAnn was featured a lot as well. She had a lot of problems because she normally has the help from her boyfriend of three years Billy but we learn that they have split up and she is not going to have his aide. She brings along her 10-year-old daughter Sam to help. Sam is knowledgeable and is able to help LeAnn but there is a lot of things that Billy would normally do that either LeAnn has to end up doing herself or just doesn’t know how to do it.

Another fun thing in this episode was Harry Soo’s buddy Gary Notley branching off from Slap Yo’ Daddy BBQ and competing against him as Notley Que. Harry taught Gary a lot of what he knows about BBQ and it was interesting to see them compete. It’s not entirely new for them, they’ve been up against each other several times on the California BBQ competition scene.

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Heesa Phadie

What Should I Eat? Food Court Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on January 18, 2010
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How many times have you stepped out from Victoria’s Secret or Abercrombie and Fitch, hands loaded with bags, legs weary from walking and a stomach that’s beginning to sound like Chewbacca? Just when you’re about to give up and dive into a full-blown Kanye West tantrum you eye the oasis that is…..the Food Court. You wade through the teenie-boppers, the goths, the skaters, the soccer moms, the cougars and then you’re hit with the dilemma…where do I eat? Worry no more lone shopper, you have been saved. Follow this handy flowchart and you’ll be back out there stimulating the economy in no time. You don’t need travel brochures to find lunch!

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Soda
Vending Machine

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What Should I Eat - Food Court

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TopCultured Legends

Windows Media Player Win

Posted By: on November 20, 2011

I would have crapped my pants halfway into reading that

Strange State-Sponsored Online Training That Probably Shouldn’t Exist

Posted By: on September 17, 2011

Attempting to make sense of what the state governments do is often an exercise in futility. We can look at the actions, examine the laws, and in the end come to the conclusion that there Read On »

Age Test: Do You Know How These Two Items Are Linked?

Posted By: on June 18, 2011

Despite your age, you likely know what these two items are. If you know how the two were used together, you’re probably old. (via: MakeUseOf)

Heesa Phadie

Kramer’s Top 20 Food-Related Seinfeld Moments

Posted By: on January 9, 2010
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So we’ve looked at the Top Seinfeld Food Related Episodes, George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments and Jerry’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments. Here is the last in our series and we end it with a bang. Here’s to Kramer’s best food related moments, enjoy!

Smoking and drinking beer at the same time.
“The Sniffing Accountant” – Season 5 Episode 4

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Heesa Phadie

The 2010 All-Inclusive All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Guide

Posted By: on January 5, 2010
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2010 Update: A while back I wrote this guide to help instruct and direct the avid eater on the best possible plan of attack on the ever so amazing wonder that is the All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet. With the New Year upon us all your co-workers are trying to stick to their resolutions (even though they’ll slip within the week) and your gyms are probably packed with all the Oprah watching, bandwagon jumping people who feel guilty about their “Holiday weight.” Well I say we laugh in the face of convention. Let us not celebrate the the New Year with self-abnegation…let us embrace overindulgence instead. Let us celebrate what makes this nation great so great. We are Americans and we must wear that title with pride! Here I present to you an updated version of the most thorough, comprehensive guide on how to get the most for your money. Eat on, my friends…eat on! Oh…and you can thank me later.

This is the definitive guide to becoming a seasoned all-you-can-eat buffeter. If you would like to gain knowledge of each and every aspect that lay between you and getting the most fulfilling meal possible you have come to the right place. You will learn with specific techniques the dos and don’ts that every professional smorgasbord eater must adhere to. Within these tough economic times it is important to make sure our dollar stretches as far as possible. This surely will help the pocket book and keep your belly full. The sections covered are as follows:

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Heesa Phadie

Jerry’s Top 20 Food-Related Seinfeld Moments

Posted By: on January 2, 2010
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You can see the Top Seinfeld Food Related Episodes and George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments. Here we bring you Jerry’s and next we will look at Kramer’s.

Jerry offers Kramer some pizza.
“The Betrayal” – Season 9 Episode 8

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Heesa Phadie

George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments

Posted By: on December 29, 2009
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Last week I brought you the Top 15 Seinfeld Food Related Episodes over at Eating the Road. Seinfeld is chock full of many other hilarious food related moments that aren’t necessarily the entire plot. From Jerry’s love of cereal to their frequent dining at Monk’s food is practically the fifth cast member.

Well now over here at Top Cultured we’ll continue delving-in to all those hilarious moments. We’re going to take a look at some of the all-time best and we’ll start with the top from George (a few from Elaine too). Stay tuned for the best from Jerry and Kramer. Now grab a pastrami on rye, sit back, relax and enjoy.

George eats the eclair from the trash.
“The Gymnast” – Season 6 Episode 6

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Dutch Mechanic

OH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

Posted By: on December 24, 2009
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I love it when life imitates art, or in this case, cheesy 90′s commercials that actually rule. Who doesn’t love the kool-aid guy?

oh yeaahh


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Ryan Deal

Proof That Anything Can Be Deep Fried

Posted By: on December 19, 2009
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What’s better than bacon? Deep fried bacon, that’s what! But why would someone deep fry bacon? Why not. Here’s a whole bunch of other foods people deep fried that you’d think wouldn’t ever be deep fried.

Next thing I’m frying is these guys.

1. Deep Fried Poptart

deep fried poptart

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Garret Ohm

Low-Fat Alternatives to America’s Favorite Foods

Posted By: on November 2, 2009
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This infograph was sent in by a TopCultured reader that wishes to remain anonymous. That’s ok, me and Anon go wayyyy back. So, I got this one for ya buddy.

There are many foods that have become staples in supermarkets and homes all across the country. Many argue that the unhealthy nature of these staple foods we’ve been bred to consume is to blame for making us so, well, unhealthy. So if you want to enjoy all your favorite foods, you’ve got to find an alternative. Luckily, food brands make it easy by offering low-fat versions of their own products. So for those of you that need the help, here’s some info for ya…

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Low Fat Alternatives to America's Favorite Foods


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Jonathan Baker

Forget the iPhone… I Want a Pez Gun

Posted By: on June 4, 2009
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When I see something like this, I get pissed. Not because of what it is or what it represents, but because I didn’t get to play with stuff this cool when I was young. It’s a Pez dispenser that’s also a toy gun. It shoots delicious, delicious Pez. How freaking cool is that?

Unfortunately, these were taken off the market because, apparently, having kids stick a gun in their mouths and pull the trigger is a no-no.



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