BBQ Pitmasters Episode 7 Big Pig Jig
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 31st, 2010
Take a moment to read through the previous episodes, especially the first one if you haven’t already. It will give you a better understanding of the “characters” involved with the show and with the rules and procedures for the BBQ competition circuit.
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 1 Smokin’ in Mesquite Nevada Open BBQ Championships
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 2 Murphysboro Barbecue Cook-off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 3 Decatur Riverfest Cook Off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 4 American Royal Invitational
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 5 American Royal Open
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 6 Dover Delaware Championship
This episode was the Big Pig Jig in Veinna, Georgia, Myron Mixon’s home town. He’s also won the competition 4 times and looking for his 5th. It’s a Memphis Barbecue Network event and different than the others that have been featured on the show previously. There are three categories, pork ribs, pork shoulder and whole hog.
Again, as always, there were some people that weren’t featured. This episode left out LeAnn Whippen and Harry Soo. In TLCs defense they didn’t compete in this one so it’s obvious to exclude them (although I swear I heard Harry in the crowd) but that’s not always the case.
They finally showed Jamie Geer of Jambo Pits. He’s been popular on the competition scene and he is the manufacturer of a lot of the competitors pits. He decided only to cook ribs as did Johnny Trigg so they had a small battle going on. They’ve know each other for over 20 years and they went back and forth a bit.
Tuffy Stone had never cooked whole hog so he brought in buddy Jack McDavid who is supposed to be an expert on the subject. He says that he’s got over 50 years experience doing it and he tries to impart some of that knowledge on Tuffy.
Big Pig Jig
Location: Vienna, Georgia
Date: November 6-7, 2009
Categories: Pork Ribs, Pork Shoulder & Whole Hog
Total Competitors: 120
Promoter: Memphis Barbecue Network
Website – Results
Screw What Mama Say…Play With Your Food
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 24th, 2010
Think that’s a toy…think again. This is an actual, for real, edible meal. Brought to you by the Japanese geniuses at Golden Brown in Tokyo. Inside you’ll find four small beef patties, buns, cheese, a small head of iceburg lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup and mayonnaise. All the fixings you need to have a wonderful meal. Flip over the lid and you’ll find all the handy instructions on how to cook and assemble your wonderful American delicacy.
I’m sorry, but if I had this available to me I’d be eating it for every meal. The box does contain a few warnings:
- Attention! GOLDEN BROWN Burger is Yummy and so much more!
- Please! Remember to clean up your drools.
- DANGER: Your mouth watering may not stop.
- CAUTION: We are not responsible for your drooling.
Photos via Flying High & Riding Dirty
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 6 Dover Delaware Championship
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 23rd, 2010
Take a moment to read through the previous episodes, especially the first one if you haven’t already. It will give you a better understanding of the “characters” involved with the show and with the rules and procedures for the BBQ competition circuit.
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 1 Smokin’ in Mesquite Nevada Open BBQ Championships
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 2 Murphysboro Barbecue Cook-off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 3 Decatur Riverfest Cook Off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 4 American Royal Invitational
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 5 American Royal Open
This episode covered the Dover Delaware BBQ Championship that took place last October 16th and 17th. There was a total of 81 competitors and $15,000 at stake. The biggest thing here was certainly the weather. They continued to mention the hardships that were brought up by trying to cook in such cold conditions. It was very difficult for a lot of the cooks to maintain the proper temperatures to cook their meats the way they would like. They attempted to insulate their barbecues with mats and blankets. That’s not to mention having to be out in the cold and rain to actually cook too.
As always there were a couple of people from the 6 featured throughout the show that didn’t make this particular episode. There was no mention of either Johnny Trigg or Paul Petersen this time. The show mainly featured the competition between Myron and Tuffy. Tuffy has beat Myron the last three years in Dover and on top of that Tuffy supplied Myron with his brisket because his was not going to arrive in time.
LeAnn was featured a lot as well. She had a lot of problems because she normally has the help from her boyfriend of three years Billy but we learn that they have split up and she is not going to have his aide. She brings along her 10-year-old daughter Sam to help. Sam is knowledgeable and is able to help LeAnn but there is a lot of things that Billy would normally do that either LeAnn has to end up doing herself or just doesn’t know how to do it.
Another fun thing in this episode was Harry Soo’s buddy Gary Notley branching off from Slap Yo’ Daddy BBQ and competing against him as Notley Que. Harry taught Gary a lot of what he knows about BBQ and it was interesting to see them compete. It’s not entirely new for them, they’ve been up against each other several times on the California BBQ competition scene.
What Should I Eat? Food Court Edition (Flowchart)
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 18th, 2010How many times have you stepped out from Victoria’s Secret or Abercrombie and Fitch, hands loaded with bags, legs weary from walking and a stomach that’s beginning to sound like Chewbacca? Just when you’re about to give up and dive into a full-blown Kanye West tantrum you eye the oasis that is…..the Food Court. You wade through the teenie-boppers, the goths, the skaters, the soccer moms, the cougars and then you’re hit with the dilemma…where do I eat? Worry no more lone shopper, you have been saved. Follow this handy flowchart and you’ll be back out there stimulating the economy in no time.
You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Soda
Vending Machine
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Kramer’s Top 20 Food-Related Seinfeld Moments
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 9th, 2010
So we’ve looked at the Top Seinfeld Food Related Episodes, George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments and Jerry’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments. Here is the last in our series and we end it with a bang. Here’s to Kramer’s best food related moments, enjoy!
Smoking and drinking beer at the same time.
“The Sniffing Accountant” – Season 5 Episode 4
The 2010 All-Inclusive All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Guide
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 5th, 2010
2010 Update: A while back I wrote this guide to help instruct and direct the avid eater on the best possible plan of attack on the ever so amazing wonder that is the All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet. With the New Year upon us all your co-workers are trying to stick to their resolutions (even though they’ll slip within the week) and your gyms are probably packed with all the Oprah watching, bandwagon jumping people who feel guilty about their “Holiday weight.” Well I say we laugh in the face of convention. Let us not celebrate the the New Year with self-abnegation…let us embrace overindulgence instead. Let us celebrate what makes this nation great so great. We are Americans and we must wear that title with pride! Here I present to you an updated version of the most thorough, comprehensive guide on how to get the most for your money. Eat on, my friends…eat on! Oh…and you can thank me later.
This is the definitive guide to becoming a seasoned all-you-can-eat buffeter. If you would like to gain knowledge of each and every aspect that lay between you and getting the most fulfilling meal possible you have come to the right place. You will learn with specific techniques the dos and don’ts that every professional smorgasbord eater must adhere to. Within these tough economic times it is important to make sure our dollar stretches as far as possible. This surely will help the pocket book and keep your belly full. The sections covered are as follows:
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Jerry’s Top 20 Food-Related Seinfeld Moments
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 2nd, 2010
You can see the Top Seinfeld Food Related Episodes and George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments. Here we bring you Jerry’s and next we will look at Kramer’s.
Jerry offers Kramer some pizza.
“The Betrayal” – Season 9 Episode 8
George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on December 29th, 2009
Last week I brought you the Top 15 Seinfeld Food Related Episodes over at Eating the Road. Seinfeld is chock full of many other hilarious food related moments that aren’t necessarily the entire plot. From Jerry’s love of cereal to their frequent dining at Monk’s food is practically the fifth cast member.
Well now over here at Top Cultured we’ll continue delving-in to all those hilarious moments. We’re going to take a look at some of the all-time best and we’ll start with the top from George (a few from Elaine too). Stay tuned for the best from Jerry and Kramer. Now grab a pastrami on rye, sit back, relax and enjoy.
George eats the eclair from the trash.
“The Gymnast” – Season 6 Episode 6
OH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on December 24th, 2009I love it when life imitates art, or in this case, cheesy 90’s commercials that actually rule. Who doesn’t love the kool-aid guy?
