You’re starving and hopefully you’ve got a few small bills or some change in your pocket. You round the corner and to your delight there stands a gorgeous black machine with a glass window to stomach bliss. What’s it going to be mate…B6…..D9? Fret not mon fraire for we here at Top Cultured have taken (most of) the guess work out of it for you. Follow this handy flowchart to sweet or savory, delights.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Soda
Food Court

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It’s late at night, you’ve managed to make it to the supermarket but now the dreaded moment is upon you where you must make a choice between delicious Cheez-It crackers or a bag of Mesquite Kettle Chips…how can one possibly make a decision between the two? Well we here at Top Cultured have taken the guess work out of it for you. Follow this flowchart to tastebud and stomach bliss. If you’re in the mood for pizza delivered by Jesus himself, check this out.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Soda
Vending Machine
Food Court

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How many times have you stepped out from Victoria’s Secret or Abercrombie and Fitch, hands loaded with bags, legs weary from walking and a stomach that’s beginning to sound like Chewbacca? Just when you’re about to give up and dive into a full-blown Kanye West tantrum you eye the oasis that is…..the Food Court. You wade through the teenie-boppers, the goths, the skaters, the soccer moms, the cougars and then you’re hit with the dilemma…where do I eat? Worry no more lone shopper, you have been saved. Follow this handy flowchart and you’ll be back out there stimulating the economy in no time. You don’t need travel brochures to find lunch!

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Soda
Vending Machine

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You’re starving and hopefully you’ve got a few small bills or some change in your pocket. You round the corner and to your delight there stands a gorgeous black machine with a glass window to stomach bliss. What’s it going to be mate…B6…..D9? Fret not mon fraire for we here at Top Cultured have taken (most of) the guess work out of it for you. Follow this handy flowchart to sweet or savory, delights.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Soda

[click image to view larger version]

Soda, pop, Coke…whatever you call it, we all love it and some of us have even been sipping the stuff from the moment we were weaned-off the bottle. There are hundreds of choices out there but how can one decide. This week Top Cultured tackles those though times when you need your thirst quenched by a tasty carbonated beverage. No longer will you stare blankly at the cooler…from now on you can stare blankly at the cashier, drink in had but empty pocket.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle

You may have seen Eating the Road’s previous flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy

Well Eating the Road is now going to be posting as Heesa Phadie over here at Top Cultured. You’ll find the same great content just at this new home. This week we bring you the New Years apropos healthy Produce Aisle Flowchart. We get you to the food leaving you only to decide whether or not that cantaloupe is ripe or those avocados are too squishy. Eat away my friends, eat away. Oh…and be sure to add me on Twitter @HeesaPhadie!

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Happy Holidays to everyone out there. I hope you enjoy it with family and friends. What better thing to have during those endless parties and gatherings but a delicious piece of candy. The only problem is standing in the candy aisle with all those options staring right back at you. Ever since you first set eyes on the row after row of delectable treats as a child you’ve had this problem. Well we here at Eating The Road have taken the hard work out of it for you. Follow this handy flowchart to sweet bliss. The only thing you’ll have to decide now is whether or not it’s okay to flirt with your hot cousin that’s coming over for the family Christmas Eve dinner.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Produce Aisle

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In conjunction with the amazingly useful, humorous and insightful Sloshspot.com we’ve put together another flowchart to make your decision making that much easier.

Just in time for those wonderful Holiday parties, Eating The Road to the rescue. We figured you may need this one a bit more than the others seeing that you may be a little…ahh, under the influence. Due to that, please use this chart with caution and responsibility. If you have not heeded that advice there is always this wonderful video on how to hold your liquor and here is a list of hangover cures. Also, in maybe one of the most genius Holiday creations ever, here is a Scottish Advent Calendar.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle

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Here’s another fabulous flowchart to help in those tough times when your brain is fighting your stomach and your wallet is fighting your bank account. How often have you been rushing to get home only to be “frozen” in the supermarket trying to decide what to grab in order to satiate the growling within? No longer will this be an issue. Keep in mind that for many of these it represents the brand and not necessarily the exact product. Case in point….most any Banquet meal will effectively “cleanse” your system, not just their Meat Loaf Meal. Or feel free to substitute your favorite flavor of Mrs. Smith’s pie in place of apple.

If you still need a little help at the supermarket there is a app for that. GroceryWiz will help you make lists of the items you need and print out a nice little list.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Candy
Produce Aisle

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So you’re heading down the interstate with a car full of hungry bellies and the endless neon lights of dozens of eateries are setting your retinas ablaze. Where do you stop to satiate the beast within? You no longer have to leave it up to your tired exhausted brain…with this helpful chart we’ll get you to the right calorie laden table in no time. Now the only decision you’ll need to make is whether or not to get the chocolate lava cake à la mode or not, but we know the answer to that America…don’t we?

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle

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