Daniel Joseph

Axe’s Cleanest Dirty Caption Contest

Posted By: on January 17, 2011
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Axe Clean Your Balls Campaign

So, here’s the deal: AXE isn’t quite done with the “Clean Your Balls” Campaign, so don’t get comfortable yet. This time we’re asking you to put your creative minds to use in a very visual way. Every day, for 5 days, AXE is going to link to a new suggestive picture, and it’s your job to add a nice, significant caption to it (remember, not too dirty, AXE has an image of cleanliness to uphold). The pictures will appear on different blogs every day. Check out the photos from the past 2 days and some of the tweets over at The Campus Socialite. All you need to do in order to win is follow @AXE and reply with the hashtag #AXEPIX, and win an AXE Holiday Gift Pack!

And without further ado, here’s your first picture. Oh and don’t worry we’ve already prepared you to tweet!

Just Click AXE’s Dirty Photo and We’ll Send You Right to Twitter

Here’s our attempt just to get you started:

Check out another great video from AXE after the jump.

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Heesa Phadie

Cold Stone Creamery Giveaway

Posted By: on May 12, 2010
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Yo, yo, yo…big ups to Cold Stone…they saw our Will They Build It? post and video and loved it so much that they’ve given us gift cards to give to our readers. How awesome is that! Who wouldn’t want free ice cream?

First place will receive $50 in Cold Stone Creamery gift cards, second place will receive $25 gift card and a polo shirt and third place will receive a $25 gift card.There are two ways to enter the contest. The first way it to retweet the following:

I want free ice cream from @TopCultured & @ColdStone_Corp http://bit.ly/9188At (RT to enter)

The second way is to leave a comment below with your favorite Cold Stone Creamery creation.  The winners will be selected at random. The contest will be open until Friday (May 14th) evening at 11:59 PM. You can enter as many times as you’d like so Tweet away until you can’t Tweet any more and the only thing that will ease the strain is a nice big Gotta Have It size of their new Strawberry Cheesecake creation or next month’s Chocolate Peanut Butter creation!

Mmmmmmmmm…….how damn good do these look…*drool*

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Chillin’ in the Rain

Posted By: on July 31, 2011

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The Only Way to Set This Alarm is to…

Posted By: on November 1, 2009

Most alarms require you to enter some sort of pin code to arm and disarm the device. This one goes a bit beyond that, forcing you to fap in order to protect your belongings. Hey, Read On »

Thanks For The Tip

Posted By: on December 4, 2010

Here is some advice you’ll surely want to follow if you’ll spending any amount of time in this place. Let’s just hope that the note is located somewhere you might see it before the unbuckle Read On »

Heesa Phadie

It’s Contest Time: We’ve Got $400 to Giveaway

Posted By: on January 29, 2010
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money

So the good folks at eSmart Tax have given us a few $100 Visa giftcards to divvy out to you, our loving readers. We wish we had 1 million to give out so you all could get one but sadly just like my Mom picked my little brother as her favorite, we have to decide between 4 of you.

In order to win you must:

send a Tweet stating what you plan on doing with your tax returns this year and be sure to include the #eSmartTax and @TopCultured. For example: “Hey @TopCultured I plan to blow my tax return on the new iPad #eSmartTax”


Four (4) winners will be chosen at random on Monday, February 1, 2010. You can tweet as many times as you like, each tweet counts as an entry and you are thus more likely to win the more tweets you send.


And if you haven’t already done so, be sure to check out eSmart Tax’s website. They offer several easy and affordable packages for filing your tax returns and they claim to “offer you return-maximizing tools to make sure you’re getting the biggest tax refund possible.” Also if you happen to have the last name Johnson you can get your returns filed for free!

So Tweet away you beautiful people and you could find yourself $100 richer thanks to eSmart Tax and Top Cultured.

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Ryan Deal

Caption Contest… with prizes!

Posted By: on October 29, 2009
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Ok, so you may have read about this, but Calvin Klein is letting me give away 4 bottles of their new fragrance for men called ckfree. All you’ve got to do to enter the contest is slap a caption to this photo in the comments section below. The 4 best captions will be chosen by two random followers of the @TopCultured twitter account. For this reason, make sure you put your real email address in the comment form. Good Luck!! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.

caption contest photo

Let the captioning begin in the comments below. You may enter as many times as you’d like, just remember to include your real email address in the comment form so we can contact you if you’ve won! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.

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Ryan Deal

It’s Contest Time: Free Bottle of ckfree…

Posted By: on October 29, 2009
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ckfree contest

So, I was sent a bottle of ckfree, the new men’s fragrence from Calvin Klein and I gotta say, it’s pretty nice. So I decided to test it out. On Monday, I went through my day without wearing ckfree and on Tuesday I did all the same things, except with a couple sprays of the cologne. Here are the results:

Monday: Absolutely no girls came up and talked to me or mentioned anything about the way I smell (which can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it).

Tuesday: Exactly 1 girl mentioned that I smell nice, and, if i had the balls to go along with the ckfree, I would have continued talking to her.

So, what can be learned from this little experiment? Well, that’s easy… Wearing ckfree can get you 100% more chicks than not wearing ckfree.

The best part is that the nice folks at Calvin Klein are letting me give away 4 bottles of ckfree to TopCultured readers. All you’ve got to do is caption this photo and you’ll be entered to win, easy peasy!

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