Heesa Phadie

How To Catch A Baby

Posted By: on January 24, 2011
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If you’ve ever wanted to capture yourself a baby…here is the best way to go about it. Hopefully Pedobear doesn’t catch wind of this tactic. It’s sure to trap you a baby no matter what. Well, either a baby for a PMSing woman (okay, sorry for that, that’s a bit sexist and demeaning…but still slightly true).

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Daniel Joseph

22 Hot Girls With Candy

Posted By: on December 30, 2010
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Girls love the following things: money, the color pink, and candy (in that order), and we love girls, so to celebrate, here are 20 hot chicks with… candy!

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TopCultured Legends

Stone-Faced Pup

Posted By: on March 24, 2010

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I Gotta Go!

Posted By: on November 29, 2010

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When Fans Get Custom Jerseys

Posted By: on September 30, 2009

When your last name is Sanchez, you’re due a fair bit of teasing… at least as a kid. But when you play for the Jets, creative fans with custom jerseys will pick up the torch Read On »

Dutch Mechanic

The Worst 11 “Treats” To Get On Halloween

Posted By: on October 29, 2010
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Halloween rules! Free candy, hot girls dressing provocatively, and costume parties. Sometimes however, the costume parties suck, ugly girls trick you by dressing all hot, and neighbors give out the nastiest candy on Earth. So, because of that, here they are… the 11 “treats” you pray you don’t get this Halloween.

1. Goddamn Good & Plenty – What kid wants to put a piece of poisoned plastic in their mouth? Answer: none. Also, why name your candy “Good & Plenty” when most people think its gross and offensive?

good and plenty

source: elle.com

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Heesa Phadie

What Should I Eat? Candy Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on December 21, 2009
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Happy Holidays to everyone out there. I hope you enjoy it with family and friends. What better thing to have during those endless parties and gatherings but a delicious piece of candy. The only problem is standing in the candy aisle with all those options staring right back at you. Ever since you first set eyes on the row after row of delectable treats as a child you’ve had this problem. Well we here at Eating The Road have taken the hard work out of it for you. Follow this handy flowchart to sweet bliss. The only thing you’ll have to decide now is whether or not it’s okay to flirt with your hot cousin that’s coming over for the family Christmas Eve dinner.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Produce Aisle

(click picture to enlarge)What Should I Eat - Candy

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Daniel Joseph

11 “Treats” You Pray You Don’t Get on Halloween

Posted By: on October 27, 2009
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Halloween rules! Free candy, hot girls dressing provocatively, and costume parties. Sometimes however, the costume parties suck, ugly girls trick you by dressing all hot, and neighbors give out the nastiest candy on Earth. So, because of that, here they are… the 11 “treats” you pray you don’t get this Halloween.

1. Goddamn Good & Plenty – What kid wants to put a piece of poisoned plastic in their mouth? Answer: none. Also, why name your candy “Good & Plenty” when most people think its gross and offensive?

good and plenty

source: elle.com

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Jonathan Baker

Forget the iPhone… I Want a Pez Gun

Posted By: on June 4, 2009
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When I see something like this, I get pissed. Not because of what it is or what it represents, but because I didn’t get to play with stuff this cool when I was young. It’s a Pez dispenser that’s also a toy gun. It shoots delicious, delicious Pez. How freaking cool is that?

Unfortunately, these were taken off the market because, apparently, having kids stick a gun in their mouths and pull the trigger is a no-no.



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