K. Thor Jensen

The 20 Worst Boob Jobs

Posted by: K. Thor Jensen on March 26th, 2010

I’m not gonna lie – I love boobs. Big ones, little ones, real ones and fake ones. But let’s be clear: there are good fake boobs and bad fake boobs. Good fake boobs are the ones that could pass for natural, only better – bigger, firmer and perkier than what God could create. Bad fake boobs, though – oh, man. Bad fake boobs are a tragedy. In this feature, I’ll show you twenty racks – forty tits – that almost ruin the whole concept of breasts. Read more here.

Ryan Deal

Somebody’s Got To Protect The Bacon

Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 7th, 2009

Let’s face it, when it comes to men, there are only three things we care about, boobs, money, and bacon. Now, we’ve got bra’s to protect the boobs (unfortunately) and banks to protect our money (in theory), but who’s gonna protect our bacon? These guys!

someone needs to protect the bacon


Dutch Mechanic

This Pudding is for Adults Only (Slightly NSFW)

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on July 30th, 2009

I’ve always been a fan of things that come from Asian markets. They’ve got some of the most stylish trends and some of the weirdest products. This one is up there with the weird products, although, I can’t say I wouldn’t buy it.

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