Bacon…rockets…Popeye t-shirt…fire…windows…bacon music…smoke detectors…there’s really not much more that needs to be said here. The wonderful boys over at Rather Good have put together an experiment to see if pigs really can fly.
You can download the MP3 of the song here.
Who doesn’t love bacon, even pigs love bacon and so do vegetarians. There really is nothing to not like about bacon with it’s crispy, salty, fatty deliciousness. It can be added to almost anything to enhance the flavor of an otherwise bland dish.
The popularity of bacon recently seems to have skyrocketed a bit but I’ve discovered more than a few vintage advertisements that prove it’s been holding it’s own for quite some time now. It’s hard to say which one is my favorite…the toaster worthy Reddi-Bacon, the promise from Swift’s Premium Bacon that it’s the “food for the new generation” or the statement by Swift’s that “Authorities recommend bacon for children.”
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Hands down, the best ornament this far has been the candy cane… I mean, it’s candy, it looks cool, and they’re inexpensive. However, looks like there’s a new contender for the best Christmas ornament, its just too bad you can’t eat it too.
For more xmas fun, check out these guys.
Ever wake up hungover, unsure of how you ended up in a chicken coop covered in vomit and sparkly body paint? No? Well you’re not drinking hard enough.
Anyway in this situation you have a choice. That choice? To suck it up and go get breakfast or to take a hair of that hell hound Cerberus you gave you one hell of a nasty bite.
Well that choice just got a lot simpler.
I hate licking envelopes, always have. So thank god there’s a solution for that now. Remember the company that brought us awesome combinations like baconnaise and bacon salt? Well they’re at it again, and this time, they’re not just making something awesome, they’re solving a problem, the problem of the horrible taste that comes from licking standard envelopes. They’ve managed to make bacon-flavored envelopes, called MMMVELOPES.
Here it is in their own words:
What’s better than bacon? Nothing, unless it’s a new way to get it in my mouth (that’s what she said). We’ve seen bacon soap, bacon mayonnaise, and bacon sheriffs, well here’s bacon jam… it’s bacon… you can spread!
Oh, and you can buy it here.
Let’s face it, when it comes to men, there are only three things we care about, boobs, money, and bacon. Now, we’ve got bra’s to protect the boobs (unfortunately) and banks to protect our money (in theory), but who’s gonna protect our bacon? These guys!
