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		<title>The Only Way to Set This Alarm is to&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dutch Mechanic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most alarms require you to enter some sort of pin code to arm and disarm the device. This one goes a bit beyond that, forcing you to fap in order to protect your belongings. Hey, <a href="http://topcultured.com/the-only-way-to-set-this-alarm-is-to/">Read On &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most alarms require you to enter some sort of pin code to arm and disarm the device. This one goes a bit beyond that, <a href="http://www.topcultured.com/just-trying-to-make-a-buck/" target="_blank"><strong>forcing you to fap</strong></a> in order to protect your belongings. Hey, I&#8217;m not complaining&#8230;</p>
<div id="attachment_2927" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><a href="http://www.topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/faptosetalarm.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-2927 " style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;" title="fap to set the alarm" src="http://www.topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/faptosetalarm.jpg" alt="fap to set the alarm" width="600" height="800" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">source: unknown</p></div>
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		<title>Everybody&#8217;s Got A Neighbor Like This</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evol Jess</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so, I think everyone&#8217;s had a neighbor like this at some point and if you haven&#8217;t, you&#8217;re lucky, cause it blows. I&#8217;m moving in three weeks and just my luck I&#8217;ll end up next <a href="http://topcultured.com/everybodys-got-a-neighbor-like-this/">Read On &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, so, I think everyone&#8217;s had a neighbor like this at some point and if you haven&#8217;t, you&#8217;re lucky, cause it blows. I&#8217;m <a title="moving help" href="http://www.topcultured.com/the-7-mistakes-people-make-while-moving/" target="_blank"><strong>moving in three weeks</strong></a> and just my luck I&#8217;ll end up next to this guy or the guy that mows his lawn at 6am on Saturday.  So here&#8217;s to hoping for a neighbor that loves to make cookies and always has too much. Oh, and more <a href="http://www.topcultured.com/this-is-how-ninjas-exit-buildings/" target="_blank"><strong>awesome stuff here</strong></a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-2704 aligncenter" style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;" title="turn off your car alarm" src="http://www.topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/angrynote.jpg" alt="turn off your car alarm" width="625" /></p>
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