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	<title>Comments on: So If I Put The Tissue In My Mouth, I Can&#8217;t Flush It Anymore?</title>
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		<title>By: ebennett</title>
		<link>http://topcultured.com/so-if-i-put-the-tissue-in-my-mouth-i-cant-flush-it-anymore/#comment-8092</link>
		<dc:creator>ebennett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Comma use, much? 
 
They&#039;re trying to say not to put anything in the toilet that hasn&#039;t been in your mouth already, except toilet tissue. 
 
It should read &quot;Please, do not put anything in this toilet, other than toilet tissue, that has not been in your mouth first!&quot; 
 
Oh how failed comma usage makes for the best funnies! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Comma use, much?</p>
<p>They&#039;re trying to say not to put anything in the toilet that hasn&#039;t been in your mouth already, except toilet tissue.</p>
<p>It should read &quot;Please, do not put anything in this toilet, other than toilet tissue, that has not been in your mouth first!&quot;</p>
<p>Oh how failed comma usage makes for the best funnies! </p>
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		<title>By: tb</title>
		<link>http://topcultured.com/so-if-i-put-the-tissue-in-my-mouth-i-cant-flush-it-anymore/#comment-8085</link>
		<dc:creator>tb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah this guy is just suffering from lack of commas. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah this guy is just suffering from lack of commas. </p>
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		<title>By: Blake</title>
		<link>http://topcultured.com/so-if-i-put-the-tissue-in-my-mouth-i-cant-flush-it-anymore/#comment-8081</link>
		<dc:creator>Blake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, thank YOU, Lanny! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, thank YOU, Lanny! </p>
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		<title>By: jeff</title>
		<link>http://topcultured.com/so-if-i-put-the-tissue-in-my-mouth-i-cant-flush-it-anymore/#comment-8080</link>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m from Maryland. I can attest that we do not put toilet paper in our mouths. Neither before or after we place it in the toilet. 
 
Well on second thought, there probably are some weirdos like that, but they can find be found in any state. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#039;m from Maryland. I can attest that we do not put toilet paper in our mouths. Neither before or after we place it in the toilet.</p>
<p>Well on second thought, there probably are some weirdos like that, but they can find be found in any state. </p>
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		<title>By: anon</title>
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		<dc:creator>anon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He means shit. 
Shit was in your mouth before it became shit, maybe it was a ham sammich or whatever, but he&#039;s clearly talking about shit. 
 
Shit and toiletpaper that is what you can put in his shitter. 
 
Get it? 
 
Wooooooshhh. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He means shit.</p>
<p>Shit was in your mouth before it became shit, maybe it was a ham sammich or whatever, but he&#039;s clearly talking about shit.</p>
<p>Shit and toiletpaper that is what you can put in his shitter.</p>
<p>Get it?</p>
<p>Wooooooshhh. </p>
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		<title>By: Crazieshamrock</title>
		<link>http://topcultured.com/so-if-i-put-the-tissue-in-my-mouth-i-cant-flush-it-anymore/#comment-8066</link>
		<dc:creator>Crazieshamrock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That Lanny. I guess he is a real potty mouth. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That Lanny. I guess he is a real potty mouth. </p>
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