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Julie Bort

Scale, scale on the floor, who’s the fairest of them all?

Posted By: on April 6, 2010
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If you resolved to lose weight and get fit for the New Year, chances are that your resolution has long fallen by the weigh-side. But hey, maybe your muffin-top isn’t the problem. Maybe you were simply born 100 years too late.

Thin was NOT in a mere 119 years ago, according to this advertisement for a weight control product from January, 1891.

End despair! Get plump in four weeks.

End despair! Get plump in four weeks.

My favorite part is the testimonial: “In four weeks Professor William’s famed FAT-TEN-U FOODS increased my weight 39 pounds, gave me new womanly vigor & developed me finely. My two sisters also use FAN-TEN-U and have gained much needed fleshiness. Because of our newly found vigor we have taken up Grecian Dancing and have leading roles in all local productions.”

Moral of the story: If you give it some time (another century?) maybe fat will be back.

Until then,  consider treating yourself to the Yay Scale. It turns your weigh-in to a warm fuzzy and sells for about $50.

Turn your weigh-in into a warm-fuzzy.

Turn your weigh-in into a warm-fuzzy.

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